Chapter 1: Chapter 1

David was walking to the buss stop when his pants were set on fire and burnt off of him and now his fat dong was showing through his tighty whities.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! he screamed as he dropped to his knees to put out the flames and ripped his pants off in the process. The skin on his thighs was singed and blistered but his dick was unscathed. It was a miracle.As he stood back up his dick was sticking straight up and the head was shining with his sweat. He looked down at his scorched legs and wondered what the ladies would think if they saw him like this. Then he looked up at the sky and screamed again. "Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!" he screamed again.