Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Princess Zelda was in a horny mood. She had been watching a fight between two giant birds, the reds and the blues, she said to no one in particular. 'They're so engrossed in battle, I might steal one of their feathers and use it to masturbate with.Then I'd steal their horses and ride off into the sunset.'
The idea turned her on so much that she had to stop herself from masturbating It was true, she had been watching the battle for quite some time without doing anything about it. She could see herself pleasuring herself with one of the giant feathers from the birds' wings.