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A Thief's Paradise

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Kasuma was reincarnated into another world, blessed with a thick penis. With the thief skillset, he sets out to have sex with his adventuring party: Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness

Chapter 3: Morning Devotion

He woke to pressure and warmth. The morning sun was a pale, dusty blade cutting through the grime on the single window, painting the faded tapestry of a barrel-chested dwarf arm-wrestling a succubus in weak, revealing light.

His hips were pinned. His cock, half-hard from sleep, was enveloped in a slick, tight heat.

Kazuma’s eyes snapped open.

Aqua was straddling him, her weight settled on his thighs. She was already looking at him, her expression unreadable. Her hair, usually so pristine, was a tangled cobalt cascade over one shoulder. Her lips were visibly swollen, the lower one bearing a faint, scabbed line where her own teeth had caught it last night. In the harsh daylight, the evidence of their previous encounter was written plainly on her—the slight redness around her mouth, the shadows under her eyes that spoke of broken sleep.

She didn’t speak. Her eyes held his as her fingers, which had been stroking him to full hardness, tightened at his base. There was a practiced determination in her movements that was new, a terrifying competence. She leaned forward, her large breasts brushing his stomach, and lowered her head.

There was no hesitation this time. No choked protest. She sealed her mouth over him in one swift, hungry motion, taking him deep. Her throat opened, accepting him, and the sudden, shocking plunge made his own breath hitch. A muffled, vibrating gasp escaped her as she hit her limit, her nose pressing into his pelvis.

He jerked beneath her, a strangled curse dying in his dry throat. His hands flew to the rough wool blanket, fisting into it. The sensation was too much, too immediate—the wet, pulsing tightness, the sheer unexpectedness of her agency. He’d expected shame, anger, a day of sullen silence. Not this.

She began to move. Her head bobbed, a rhythm established with shocking speed. Her tongue worked along his underside. One of her hands cupped his balls, her touch cool and oddly clinical even as her mouth was anything but. She was doing this with a focus he’d only ever seen her apply to choosing the fanciest, most pointless accessories for her goddess attire.

Memories of the previous night flashed: her tears, her swallowed protests, the bitter taste of her on his lips. This was different. This was initiative. A dark, thrilling suspicion coiled in his gut.

He watched her, watched the way her cheeks hollowed, the way her eyelashes fluttered against her skin with the strain. A line of saliva escaped the corner of her mouth, glistening in the morning light. He was achingly, painfully hard, each nerve ending screaming. The pressure built faster than he could control, a steep, relentless climb.

“Aqua—” he managed, his voice rough with sleep and tension.

She didn’t stop. If anything, she took him deeper, her throat convulsing around him in a deliberate, milking pulse. Her eyes opened, finding his again. In that blue gaze, he saw no triumph, no tears. Just a flat, intense need that mirrored his own. It was the most honest look she’d ever given him.

The coil snapped. His back arched off the pallet as release tore through him, a raw, silent convulsion. He came in hot, pulsing jets, and she took it all, her throat working in time with each spasm. A choked, wet sound escaped her, but she held on, swallowing relentlessly until he was spent and sensitive.

When he finally went limp, she pulled off with a soft, wet sound. She stayed there on her knees, straddling him, breathing hard through her mouth. A single, thick strand connected her swollen lower lip to him for a second before snapping. She didn’t wipe it away. She swallowed visibly, her throat moving, and a faint, shuddering sigh escaped her.

For a long moment, there was only the sound of their breathing and the distant clatter of pots from the tavern kitchen below.

Kazuma stared up at her, utterly spent, his mind a blank static. “What the hell was that?”

She shifted, wincing slightly as she moved off him. She sat back on her heels beside him on the pallet, not meeting his eyes. Her fingers traced a seam in the rough blanket. “You were hard,” she said, her voice hoarse. “I was awake. It seemed… efficient.”

“Efficient.” He pushed himself up onto his elbows, the straw rustling beneath him. The room smelled of sex and dust and her—that underlying scent of rain. “Since when are you efficient?”

“Since we only have twelve silver!” she flared suddenly, turning on him. The vulnerability was gone, replaced by her familiar, petulant anger. “Do you have any idea how expensive a proper breakfast is? And my dress is still stained from that mud puddle you pushed me into yesterday! I need a new one. A blue one. With silver filigree.”

There it was. The shallowness, the self-obsession. But it was a façade now, and they both knew it. Her outburst was too loud, too perfectly timed to deflect from what had just happened.

Kazuma let out a short, breathless laugh. He swung his legs off the bed, his bare feet hitting the cold wooden floor. “So this is your new fund-raising strategy? I’m not sure the market rate for goddess head is that high.”

A pillow smacked him in the back of the head. “You’re disgusting! I was just… taking care of a problem! It was a divine act of purification!”

He stood, stretching, feeling the unpleasant stickiness on his stomach. “Right. Purification.” He glanced at her over his shoulder. She was glaring at him, her cheeks flushed, her lips a ruined pink. She looked thoroughly used and furious about it. The sight sent a fresh, inappropriate jolt through him. “Tasted more like desperation to me.”

He expected another outburst, maybe tears. Instead, her glare sharpened into something more calculating. She stood up, smoothing her wrinkled skirt with a dignity that was completely undermined by her bare legs and the knowledge of what was beneath. “You liked it,” she stated, her chin held high. “Don’t even try to deny it. I could feel it.”

He didn’t deny it. He just looked at her, this ridiculous, beautiful, infuriating creature he was shackled to. His partner in this miserable fantasy. “We need money,” he said, changing the subject because the territory they were in was too new and too dangerous to navigate.

“Obviously,” she sniffed, turning to peer into the warped, tiny mirror on the wall. She prodded at her swollen lip. “Ugh. Look what you did. This is going to take so much healing power to fix.”

“Don’t you dare,” Kazuma warned, pulling on his pants. “We can’t afford you blowing your mana on vanity. We need to find a job. A real one.”

“Adventuring is a real job!”

“Begging for coin outside the cathedral because you ‘purified’ the local well and scared all the fish to the surface is not adventuring, Aqua. It’s panhandling.” He fastened his belt, the leather cool in his hands. “We need something with a guaranteed payout. Today.”

She sighed, a long, suffering sound that ruffled the dust on the windowsill. “Fine. But if it involves giant insects or sewers, I’m going back to the temple. My beauty shouldn’t be subjected to such horrors.”

He ignored her, his mind already sifting through the grimy possibilities this town offered. The twelve silver in his pouch felt like a condemned man’s last meal. They needed a score. Something with minimal risk and maximum reward. A thief’s mind, cynical and pragmatic, began to work.

Outside, the town of Axel was waking up. A cart rattled by on the cobblestones. Someone shouted a greeting. The world, with all its dangers and opportunities, was moving on.

Aqua finished fussing with her hair and turned to him, the morning light catching the defiant set of her shoulders. “Well? Are we going or not? I’m starving. And you owe me breakfast.”

He looked at her—the goddess, the liability, the unexpectedly skilled cocksucker—and felt a grim, undeniable pull of possession. She was his. In every complicated, miserable, and now physically intimate sense of the word.

“Yeah,” he said, grabbing his worn tunic. “We’re going.”

The tavern’s common room smelled of yesterday’s smoke and boiled cabbage. A few bleary-eyed adventurers nursed ale at this hour, their eyes tracking Aqua’s disheveled beauty with dull interest. Kazuma ignored them, counting the coins in his pouch again under the table.

Twelve silver. It felt like dust.

“Two bread bowls,” he told the barmaid, her apron stained with gravy. “The cheap ones.”

Aqua kicked his shin under the table. “I wanted meat! You can’t expect a goddess to subsist on gruel and regret.”

“Your divinity’s gonna love starvation,” Kazuma muttered, sliding the coins across the worn wood. He kept his voice low. “We work today. Or we’re sleeping in the stables. Your choice.”

The bread was coarse and lukewarm, the broth little more than salted water with a single, suspicious piece of carrot. Aqua poked at it, her lower lip trembling. This close, Kazuma could see the faint, bluish mark on her throat. He looked away, the memory of her swallowed gasp thick in his mouth.

They ate in a tense, chewing silence.

The Adventurer’s Guild was a noise of hope and failure. The request board was a patchwork of faded parchment: goblin culls in distant marshes, lost family heirlooms, escort missions for paranoid merchants. Every promising slip had a crowd of rugged men and women already arguing over it.

Kazuma scanned the board with a thief’s eyes, looking for what others missed.

“‘Wanted: Strong backs for sewer clearance.’ No,” Aqua whined immediately, pointing.

“‘Herb collection in the Wraithwood.’ That’s where those grabby vine monsters live! Absolutely not!”

Her voice was a needle in his ear. He tuned her out, his gaze catching on a smaller, cleaner notice pinned near the edge. It was new. The script was neat, bureaucratic. ‘Debt Collection Required. See Guild Liaison Lyra. Discretion Advised.’

Discretion meant shame. Shame meant higher pay.

“There,” Kazuma said.

He shouldered through the crowd, Aqua trailing behind with a litany of complaints about the smell of unwashed leather and dwarf. The liaison’s desk was a barrier of polished oak. Lyra herself was a severe woman with ink-stained fingers, her eyes scanning Kazuma’s mismatched armor and Aqua’s stained dress with palpable disdain.

“The debt collection notice,” Kazuma said, bypassing greeting.

Lyra’s eyebrow arched. “It requires a certain… temperament. The debtor is resistant. He employs… emotional appeals.”

“I’m great with emotions,” Kazuma said flatly. “I mostly ignore them.”

A sigh. “His name is Gren. A baker. His oven was financed through a guild-affiliated lender. He’s six months in arrears.”

Aqua brightened. “A baker! He’ll have pastries!”

“He’ll have a lien on his livelihood,” Lyra corrected, pulling a file. “The contract stipulates repossession of the asset upon default. The asset being the oven. You are to supervise its removal. Payment is ten percent of the oven’s appraised value upon successful recovery.” She named a figure. It was more than they’d seen in weeks.

Kazuma did the math. It was brutal, ugly work. Taking a man’s means to feed his family. It was also exactly the kind of job no righteous hero would touch. “We’ll do it.”

Lyra slid the contract forward, her expression neutral. “Sign here. Gren’s shop is in the lower merchant row, by the tanneries. He’s been warned.”

Kazuma’s pen scratched on the parchment. The agreement felt heavy, final. This was the world now. Not slaying dragons, but seizing bread from a baker’s mouth. Aqua peered over his shoulder, her scent of rain and something warmer cutting through the guild’s stale air.

“What if he cries?” she asked quietly, her earlier excitement gone.

“Then he cries,” Kazuma said, folding the contract into his tunic. The weight of the coins to come was already there, a cold, metallic knot in his gut. “We get paid either way.”

They stepped back into the street, the sun glaring off the wet cobbles. The direction of the tanneries was marked by a slow, sour wind. Aqua was uncharacteristically quiet beside him, her shoulder brushing his as they walked.

“You’re thinking,” Kazuma said.

“It’s just an oven,” she replied, but her voice lacked conviction. She was staring straight ahead, her goddess’s veil of indifference fraying at the edges.

Kazuma didn’t answer. He just walked, the address on the contract a destination he already wished was farther away. The job was found. The doing of it lay ahead, a tangible weight between them in the morning light.

The doing of it lay ahead, a tangible weight between them in the morning light. The tannery stench grew thicker, a gagging blend of acid and decay that coated the tongue. Aqua held a corner of her sleeve over her nose, her protests now silenced into miserable, watery-eyed glances.

Gren’s bakery was a narrow, soot-stained wedge of brick squeezed between a closed chandler’s and a loud cooper’s workshop. The smell of fresh, hot bread wafted from its chimney, a cruel irony that made Kazuma’s stomach clench. He pushed the door open, a bell jangling a bright, false note of welcome.

The heat inside was a physical wall. Flour dust hung in the shafts of light from high, small windows. A large, brick-lined oven glowed in the back wall, its iron door radiating a dry, punishing warmth. A man stood before it, his back to them, sliding a long wooden peel loaded with crusty loaves onto a cooling rack.

“We’re closed,” the man said, his voice tired but firm. He turned, and his face was the story of his debt: deep lines of worry etched around eyes that had lost their spark. He was young, but hardship had aged him prematurely. He wiped flour-dusted hands on a worn apron. “Come back after noon.”

Kazuma pulled the folded contract from his tunic. The parchment felt like a warrant. “Gren?”

The man’s shoulders slumped an inch, the last hope leaving his posture. He looked from Kazuma’s face to Aqua’s, then to the paper. “You’re from the guild.”

“They sent us to collect.” Kazuma’s voice was flat, a tool. He laid the contract on a flour-dusted worktable, the official seal facing up. “You know what for.”

Gren didn’t look at it. His gaze was fixed on the oven, the heart of his shop. Its firelight danced in his eyes. “That oven was my father’s. His father’s. You can’t just take a man’s history.”

“It’s not yours,” Kazuma stated, the legal truth sitting like a stone in his mouth. “Not anymore.”

Aqua shifted beside him. She was staring at the golden loaves, her earlier hunger replaced by a sickly fascination. “The bread smells good,” she said, the words clumsy and out of place.

Gren’s eyes flicked to her, a flash of confused anger. “It is good. It feeds twenty families on this lane. Without this oven, it feeds none.” He took a step forward, his hands open, palms covered in old burn scars and calluses. “Please. Another month. The harvest festival—people will buy more. I can make the payment.”

Kazuma had heard it before, in a hundred different worlds. The plea was a universal currency of the desperate. He shook his head. “The contract says today. My job is to see it removed.” He glanced toward the shop’s front window where two burly men from the guild’s repossession crew leaned against the wall, waiting for his signal. Their boredom was a physical presence.

“You don’t understand,” Gren whispered, the heat of the oven making sweat track through the flour on his temples. “It’s not just bricks. My daughter—she’s ill. The medicine…”

“Stop.” Kazuma’s voice cut through the man’s words. He couldn’t listen. This was a transaction, not a tragedy. “Make this easy. Don’t make me call them in.”

A tense silence filled the shop, broken only by the crackle of the oven fire and the distant bang of the cooper’s hammer. Gren’s face crumpled, not into tears, but into a mask of utter defeat. He looked at Aqua again, as if seeking some goddess-like mercy in her blue eyes.

Aqua looked away, studying a crack in the flagstone floor. Her cheeks were flushed. Kazuma saw her fingers twist in the fabric of her skirt.

Gren slowly nodded, a machine running down. He walked to the oven, opened its iron door with a practiced heave, and peered inside at the dying embers. His breath hitched. It was a private moment of goodbye. He reached in with a heavy mitt not to retrieve bread, but to feel the last of its heat one final time.

When he pulled his hand out, he wasn’t just retrieving the mitt. Clutched in his other hand, blackened by soot and heat, was a small, flat stone that had been wedged near the firebox. He placed it on the table beside the contract with a soft click.

“My father told me it was a luck piece,” Gren said, his voice hollow. “Said it kept the fires even. Take it. It’s probably worthless. Just leave me with my dignity. Do what you have to do.”

He turned and walked into the back room without another word, shutting the door softly behind him.

Kazuma stared at the soot-stained stone. It was unremarkable, flat and gray, about the size of his palm. It was warm to the touch. He picked it up, brushed ash from its surface, and felt an unnatural smoothness on one face. He rubbed his thumb over it.

A layer of baked-on grime flaked away. Underneath, the stone wasn’t stone at all. It was a dense, dark metal, etched with fine, interlocking geometric lines that glinted dully in the light. It was too heavy for its size, and the patterns were unlike any dwarven or human craft he’d seen in this world.

“What is that?” Aqua asked, leaning closer, her conflict momentarily forgotten.

“Part of the oven,” Kazuma muttered, but his thief’s intuition buzzed. This was no luck piece. It was a hidden thing, a secret baked into the heart of this family’s livelihood for generations. He scraped more soot away with a thumbnail. A symbol emerged at the center of the lines: a stark, simple eye.

Aqua gasped, her hand flying to her mouth. “That’s… that’s a marking of divine ward. A really, really old one.” Her voice dropped to a whisper. “This isn’t a luck charm. It’s a seal. And it’s been in a fire for fifty years.”

Outside, one of the repo men coughed impatiently. Kazuma closed his fist around the warm metal disc. Its weight was new, a counterbalance to the coins he would earn today. Gren’s defeated eyes flashed in his mind, followed by the memory of Aqua’s choked, swallowing gasp from the dawn.

“Tell them to come in,” Kazuma said, his voice low. He slid the metal seal into an inner pocket of his tunic, where it rested against his chest, unnaturally warm. “Let’s get this over with.”

As the two men clomped in, their tools in hand, Kazuma watched Aqua. She was staring at the closed back door, behind which a man was grieving everything he’d lost. Her expression was unreadable. The treasure in his pocket felt less like a prize and more like a theft within a theft, a deeper, more complicated debt they had just incurred. The day’s real work was only beginning.

The day’s real work was only beginning. The clang of heavy tools dismantling the oven followed them down the street, a dull, metallic dirge. Kazuma walked fast, his hand pressed against his tunic where the warm metal disc lay against his skin.

“That was awful,” Aqua whispered, her voice thin. She kept glancing back. “His face…”

“We got paid,” Kazuma said, the words a stone wall. He focused on the weight in his pocket, the strange, smooth metal. It was the only clean thing he’d touched all day.

“We stole more than an oven,” she said. She wasn’t crying. Her tone held a flat, exhausted horror that was worse. “That seal… it was warding something. Something old.”

“Good. Old means valuable.” He cut down a narrower alley, away from the main thoroughfares. The sounds of the bakery’s demolition faded, replaced by the drip of runoff and the scuttle of rats. He needed to look at it away from prying eyes.

In the shadowed quiet, he pulled the seal from his tunic. The morning light here was weak, but the etched lines seemed to drink it in, glinting with a deep, purple sheen. The eye at its center watched them, lidless.

Aqua drew a sharp breath. “It’s active. The furnace didn’t break the ward, it… fueled it. All that steady, mundane fire.” She reached out a finger but didn’t touch it. “This isn’t just a lock. It’s a lid.”

A lid. The word hung in the damp air. Kazuma turned it over in his palm. It was just heavy enough to feel significant. “What’s it keeping in?”

“I don’t know.” She hugged herself. “Something that needed a divine ward and a family’s constant hearth fire to keep it sleeping. Nothing good, Kazuma. We should put it back.”

“Back where? The oven’s in a cart by now.” He clenched his fist around it. The warmth was a persistent, low-grade fever. “If it’s so dangerous, someone will pay a fortune to own it. Or to make sure it’s contained.”

Her eyes widened. “You can’t be serious. We just—"

“We need money, Aqua. Real money. Not guild coppers for breaking a baker’s heart.” He leaned close, his voice a low grind. “You tasted it this morning. What it’s like to not be scraping. You want to go back to begging for my breakfast?”

She flinched, her cheeks coloring. The memory of her own desperate efficiency silenced her. She looked at the seal, then at his hard eyes. Her conflict was a physical thing, tightening her shoulders. “Who would even buy this?”

A name surfaced in Kazuma’s memory, gleaned from tavern talk and adventurer grumbles. A buyer for peculiar things. “Wiz. The magic shop owner in the east quarter.”

“The lich?” Aqua recoiled. “She’s a former Devil King general! She’s… she’s creepy!”

“And she’s loaded,” Kazuma countered, already walking. “She buys odd artifacts. This qualifies.”

Aqua trailed behind him, her objections dissolving into muttered complaints about the undead and proper channels. The east quarter smelled different—less of garbage and despair, more of dried herbs, ozone, and a faint, sweet decay. Wiz’s shop, “Wiz’s Wonders,” was a leaning timber-framed building with bottles of softly glowing liquids in the windows.

A bell chimed as they entered.

The air inside was cool and still, thick with the scent of parchment and polished wood. Shelves groaned under crystals, jars of unidentifiable parts, and stacked grimoires. A woman stood behind the counter, her back to them, sorting bundles of wolfsbane.

She turned. Wiz was lovely in a soft, faded way, with gentle brown eyes and a hesitant smile. Her purple robes were neat, mended in places. She didn’t look like a lich or a general. She looked like a nervous librarian.

“Welcome,” she said, her voice like wind chimes. “How can I… oh.” Her polite smile faltered as her eyes landed on Aqua. A flicker of profound, weary recognition passed between them—goddess and fallen arcane being. “Lady Aqua. And… companion. This is a surprise.”

“We have something to sell,” Kazuma said, cutting the tension. He placed the warm metal seal on the counter. It clinked softly on the polished wood.

Wiz’s polite curiosity vanished. Her gaze locked onto the seal. She didn’t reach for it. She simply stared, her placid expression dissolving into something stark. The gentle atmosphere in the shop seemed to thicken, the air growing heavier.

“Where did you get this?” Her question was quiet, devoid of her earlier warmth.

“Found it,” Kazuma said.

“It was in a baker’s oven,” Aqua blurted out, then clamped her mouth shut.

Wiz’s eyes closed for a moment. “The Gren family hearth. Of course.” She opened them, looking at Kazuma with a new, assessing intensity. “Do you know what this is?”

“A seal. A ward. You tell me what it’s worth.”

A soft, humorless laugh escaped Wiz. She picked it up, her movements cautious, reverent. Her fingers traced the etched eye. “It is a Godlock. A prison for a concept that grew too hungry. Wrath, or perhaps Despair. One of the ancient, fragmented urges that predate even the Devil King.” She looked at Aqua. “You felt its nature.”

Aqua gave a tight, single nod. “It’s sleeping. But it’s… heavy.”

“The Gren family baked bread,” Wiz murmured, almost to herself. “They fed people. The constant, gentle purpose of their fire, generation after generation… it acted as a damping field. A perfect, unintended jailor.” She looked at Kazuma. “And you removed it.”

“It’s for sale,” he repeated, his heart hammering against his ribs. This was bigger than he’d imagined.

Wiz placed the seal back on the counter, as if it had grown hot. “I cannot in good conscience buy this. It is a hazard. It should be reforged, or reburied in a sacred flame.”

“Then we’ll find someone who will,” Kazuma said, reaching for it. “The Adventurer’s Guild might be interested. Or a collector.”

“Wait.” Wiz’s hand hovered over his. Her gentle face was strained. “If it falls into careless hands… the Godlock could be cracked. What it contains could leak into the world. A slow, psychological poison for a city, or worse.” She took a slow breath. “Name your price.”

The silence in the shop was absolute. Kazuma could hear Aqua’s soft breathing beside him. He met Wiz’s worried gaze. He thought of the baker’s empty eyes, the weight of the coins from the repossession, the feel of Aqua’s throat around him in the grey dawn. Everything had a price.

“Fifty thousand eris,” he said, the number absurd, a shot in the dark.

Wiz didn’t blink. “Thirty.”

“Forty-five.”

“Thirty-five. It is not a toy. It is a responsibility. That is my final offer.”

Kazuma held her stare. Thirty-five thousand eris. It was a fortune. It was a year of comfort, of not scrambling. It was armor, weapons, a chance to breathe. He glanced at Aqua. Her eyes were wide, her earlier guilt washed away by the sheer, staggering sum.

“Deal,” he said.

Wiz nodded, a slow, resigned dip of her head. She turned and opened a strongbox behind the counter, not with a key, but with a whispered word. She counted out heavy stacks of gold-coin notes, their edges crisp. The sound was dry and final. She pushed the small fortune across the counter toward Kazuma.

He scooped it up, the notes feeling denser than the seal ever had. He stuffed them into an inner pocket, the fabric straining.

Wiz picked up the Godlock with both hands, holding it away from her body. Her expression was one of deep sorrow. “Please,” she said, her voice barely audible. “Do not speak of this transaction. To anyone.”

Kazuma just nodded, turning to leave. Aqua was already at the door, her face pale.

The bell chimed again as they exited, stepping back into the mundane light of the alley. The sounds of the city returned—a cart rolling, a child laughing. Normal life.

Kazuma touched the bulge of notes over his heart. The warmth from the seal was gone, replaced by the cool, paper promise of survival. Aqua stared at him, her mouth slightly open.

“We’re rich,” she whispered.

“Yeah,” Kazuma said. He started walking, his steps quicker, lighter. The guilt was a shadow, but the gold in his pocket was a solid, undeniable weight. He could already taste the steak they’d buy for dinner, the soft bed they’d rent. He didn’t look back at Wiz’s shop.

Behind them, in the cool, silent gloom of her store, Wiz placed the Godlock on a shelf between a jar of mummy dust and a crystallized fairy wing. She stared at the etched eye for a long time, her gentle features etched with a worry too deep for words. She then turned and began penning a letter, her script hurried and precise. The world outside continued, oblivious to the lid that had just been sold, and to the quiet, dreadful responsibility now resting on a single, lonely shelf.

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