Abduction: The Honest Man's Guide to the Galaxy
Read the storyJesse attends a UFO and alien conference where a speaker claims to channel an extraterrestrial being. During the audience Q&A, he asks the alien for advice on how to attract and hook up with sexy alien women. Through the channeler, the alien tells him that a group of beautiful, human-looking extraterrestrial women will be with him very soon after the conference. Later that night, he goes home and falls asleep. When he wakes up, he discovers he is no longer in his house but aboard a massive spaceship orbiting Earth. There he meets a group of stunning human-looking extraterrestrial women with large, expressive anime-like faces and flawless bodies. They reveal they monitored the conference and were intrigued by his bold, honest question. Curious about the confident human who openly asked about meeting alien women, they decided to bring him aboard their advanced starship. As they show him around the incredible alien vessel and explain their fascination with human curiosity and humor, he realizes the alien’s promise from the conference actually came true, launching him into a surreal and exciting first-contact adventure among the stars.