Chapter 1: Chapter 1
The attic was dark and damp, a perfect place for hiding things. It's up there,' his mother said, gesturing towards the rafters. 'I saw it the other day when I was cleaning the cobwebs out of the corner cupboard.It's the only thing up there that I haven't moved yet.'
The attic was dark and musty, full of dust and cobwebs.
Climbing into the attic at the behest of his mother to get old things for sale, Joe came across a box on which was written "bimbofication gun", inside it was a blaster similar to a child's toy. For some unknown reason, he became interested and put it in his pocket and continued to pull things out of the attic.
When he came downstairs with his things, his step-mother was already sitting in the kitchen and when she saw Joe, she looked at him with contempt and said, "why is it taking so long? you still have to wash the dishes and mow the lawn, and get out of my sight as soon as possible."
Joe had often heard this from her, but today it infuriated him, and at that moment he mentioned the blaster in his pocket. Of course, he didn't believe it would really work, but he decided to try anyway. When his stepmother turned away from him, he pointed a bimbofication gun at her and pulled the trigger, and at the same moment she was covered with a pink glow. His step-mother gasped and fell backwards, hitting the ground with a thud, and when she got up, she was a different woman. Her eyes were big and saucer-like, her cheeks rosy, and her hair frizzy and dishevelled.