Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I preach every Sunday and Wednesday night. My wife is a stay-at-home mom, and she homeschools our daughters. We live in a suburb outside Minneapolis, and it is a very white neighborhood.I've always loved watching my wife with other men. It makes me so hard. "Do you play with yourself while you watch?" my wife Jada asks.
"Yes, I do. But I don't masturbate. I'm saving that for my honeymoon."
"Honeymoon?You're going to have a honeymoon? With who? Me?\"
I chuckle and shake my head.
\"No, silly. The man in the pew next to me cranes his neck to see my wife better. "What a beautiful wife you have, pastor."
"Thank you, sir. May God bless you and your wife.And may He give you a big, strong, healthy baby."
"Thank you, pastor. And may God bless you and your wife." The man repeats the prayer, and his voice sounds strained as he says it. I wonder what is wrong. Maybe his wife is sick or something. Or maybe he is just praying for me because I am the pastor and he knows I need it.