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Divine Assets: Cult of Lilly's Boobs

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Lilly is a tall, blue-eyed blonde with the perfect big breasts. Her boobs spark a literal cult following, with there being an entire religion dedicated to the veneration of Lilly's boobs. Eventually, Lilly is able to get her boobs recognized as an official asset. Her breasts even become publicly traded on the stock market, with their intrinsic value being in the cash flow they generate through the fees Lilly charges people to touch and motorboat them.

Chapter 4: Climax

It was time.

She eventually established "Puellaes LLC." There were only three assets listed on the company's balance sheet: the Puellaeic Church complex and Lilly's house, which were appraised at $10M together, cash accumulated from Lilly's ventures, such as royalties from her media and profits from her "boob touching" business, which totaled $100M in just three years, as well as her breasts, the most valuable asset of all. Mr. Todd compiled a DCF model to value her breasts. Through her breasts alone, Lilly was able to generate $30M in free cash flows annually during years 1, 2, and 3. Mr. Todd, using a 10% WACC, he forecasted the free cash flows for the next 5 years, discounted these forecasts using a 10% discount rate, calculated a terminal value based on the year six forecast and the terminal growth rate of 3%, added the discounted cash flows and terminal value, and subtracted debt and added cash. He arrived at a total equity value of $950M. Her boobs were worth $950M!

Mr. Todd and Lilly decided to make Puellaes LLC go public through an IPO. Finally, Puellaes LLC went public with 1 million shares outstanding trading at $95/share. An entire enormous public corporation with basically just one asset: Lilly's boobs and the cash flows they generate. The momentous announcement shook the financial world, as Lilly's divine boobs made history by becoming the first-ever publicly traded human asset. Stock prices skyrocketed, and investors from across the globe scrambled to acquire shares in this unique and exclusive commodity.

News stations broadcasted live coverage of the event, dubbing it "the breast economy" and discussing its impact on society.

Analysts and economists scrutinized the implications of this groundbreaking development, speculating about the potential consequences of valuing and trading human assets on the stock market.

Driven by her ambition and greed, Lilly took full advantage of her newfound wealth and power. She hired a team of skilled professionals to manage her various businesses, ensuring a smooth operation of her empire.

Her breasts now represented a symbol of power and prosperity, and Lilly relished every opportunity to flaunt them in front of her subjects.

Father Thomas, consumed by his devotion to Lilly's divine bosom, dedicated himself to the study of ancient texts and rituals, believing it would elevate her status further. Under his guidance, Lilly began hosting exclusive events and gatherings where only the wealthiest patrons were allowed to partake in her sacred blessings.

Word spread like wildfire throughout the elite circles, and Lilly's fame continued to grow exponentially.

One day, while Lilly & Father Thomas are alone in a private room. They have a conversation that eventually leads to Lilly revealing her biggest secret: she's a virgin. Although plenty of men and women have touched, motorboated, and fondled her breasts, she has never gone "all the way" with someone before. She has never revealed this to anyone & lies about being a non-virgin because she fears that if it is discovered that she is still a virgin, her cult following would increase dramatically to the point where she could have no private life whatsoever. Virginity is a desired trait in women that is often seen as representing purity and femininity, and if it is discovered that a woman as attractive as her hasn't lost her virginity after all these years, many, maybe even most, people would begin to see her as a literal God. Although Father Thomas is tempted to reveal this to the public to expand her empire to unfathomable levels, he respects her requests and vows to not reveal her secret to anyone. Unknown to neither Father Thomas nor Lilly, one of her followers was hiding in the background, secretly filming their conversation. He releases the tapes to the public, exposing Lilly's secret.

Shockwaves ripple through her devoted followers as they struggle to comprehend the implications of this revelation. Some lose faith in her for her lying, but most others become more fervent in their worship, now seeing her as a deity who embodies chastity and purity. She gets treated like a literal God, with people worshipping her, dedicating their entire lives to her, and doing everything for her, giving her little free time nor personal space.

Father Thomas is happy to see her empire flourishing, despite the growing distance between them due to her hectic schedule. At first, Lilly is furious at her secret being revealed and abhors the lack of free time and personal space. But eventually, she enjoys being treated like a literal God and wants even more power, becoming utterly grateful that her secret had been revealed.

She begins using her divine powers for more sinister purposes, seeking to take control over the entire human race. The world watches in disbelief as she starts exploiting her sexual prowess for political gain, leveraging her sex appeal to manipulate politicians and military leaders.

With her newfound power, Lilly takes control of religious institutions and starts to rewrite the scriptures according to her own beliefs. Her influence grows exponentially, leading to widespread devotion and obsession among her followers.

Many renowned figures fall under her spell, willing to do anything to serve her will. She uses her newfound power to reshape global politics, manipulating key players to further her agenda.

Lilly's divine powers give her an unmatched edge in achieving her goals. Father Thomas, enamored by her newfound omnipotence, continues to provide guidance and support, feeding her ambitions and desires. In the meantime, those who once worshiped her start to feel the effects of her growing control.

Her male devotees find themselves increasingly subservient to her, and their minds become clouded with obsessions about her. They form secret societies and clubs dedicated to praising her divine attributes, and they begin to compete for her attention and favor. These groups engage in debauchery and indulgence, seeking to prove their loyalty and worthiness to be chosen by her.

Father Thomas, caught up in the whirlwind of Lilly's ascension, becomes addicted to the power and control they both possess.

His dreams of creating a new religion now come to fruition as he stands beside her, guiding her along the path to complete domination.

As the days turned into weeks, Lilly grew more and more obsessed with her newfound power, and the lust she inspired in others only fueled her hunger for control. She would often hold gatherings at her palace, where her most loyal followers were invited to join her in the pursuit of pleasure.

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