Chapter 6: Conclusion
fucking unbelievable, I thought, as the blinding light in my face shut off, along with the shrill cries of the women who'd called the cops on me for walking through the woods with me cock jangling in the breeze. I felt vulnerable, and not in the good kind of way you feel when you're letting someone go down on you for the first time. No, I felt exposed - and not because my dick was hanging out for everyone to see.
I don't know what those busybodies were so concerned about, anyway. It's a perfectly natural part of the human body, and I see no reason to hide it away when I'm out enjoying a beautiful day in the forest.
But I digress.
It was Officer Jones who had the honor of coming to investigate the "indecent exposure" I was apparently committing.
She was a tall, broad-shouldered woman in her forties, with short, salt-and-pepper hair and piercing blue eyes. She had a no-nonsense attitude that I couldn't help but find a little bit sexy, even in the middle of this absurd situation.
"Sir, is it true that you've been walking through the woods with your penis exposed?" she asked me, her tone all business.
"Yes, ma'am," I replied, trying to keep a straight face.
"I was just enjoying a little bit of freedom, you know? No need to be so buttoned-up all the time."
Officer Jones rolled her eyes, but I could see a hint of a smirk tugging at the corners of her mouth. "Well, sir, I'm afraid that kind of freedom isn't allowed in public. You'll have to keep your pants on, at least until you get back to the privacy of your own home."
"But where's the fun in that?" I asked, genuinely curious.