Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"Oh, look, it's little Thaddeus," Lisa said, her giant feet squished against each other as she squeezed my frame between them. I squirmed and wriggled, but she didn't let me go. "I knew you'd come. Welcome to the ranch, little man.My eyes were big as saucers. I squirmed and wriggled, but she didn't let me go. "Thank you, ma'am," I said, unable to look her in the eyes. "What will I do here?"

"Well, I need you to tend to my feet after a full day of hiking and drinking, of course.