Chapter 1: Introduction
Jittery, I stood outside Mr. Thompson’s pristine steel-blue door attempting to appear like a nonchalant human being who didn’t contemplate if the doors were color-coded based on employee importance. His assistant, Miss Lopez, glanced at me dispassionately as she perused me with a mixture of curiosity and aloof contempt. Probably wondering if I—Lisa Myers, newly-hired office assistant extraordinaire—went to the wrong floor. Again.