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A gay porn parody about the movie Norbit (2007) Norbit Blue Latimore Earl Latimore Big Black Jack Latimore

Chapter 1: Introduction

After Norbit ended his marriage with Rasputia and she left town , life had been great as a free man. He continued living in the small shack near the Latimore mansion owned by none other than his ex, but that was OK with him. After all, he had built the damn place with his own two hands. Life as a single man was going well for Norbit until one fateful day when Rasputia's brothers, Blue, Earl and Big Black Jack, showed up on his doorstep.

"Well, well, well," Big Black Jack sneered as he surveyed Norbit's humble abode.

"Look what we have here. The little mouse in his hole."

Norbit, ever the pacifist, simply smiled and stepped aside. "Gentlemen, what brings you to my neck of the woods?"

Blue, the largest of the three, pushed past Norbit into the shack. "We ain't no gentlemen, pipsqueak. And we're here 'cause Rasputia sent us."

Norbit's heart sank. He knew that whenever Rasputia's name was brought up, trouble wasn't far behind. "What does she want now?" he asked, trying to keep his voice steady.

He knew better than to show fear in front of these three, lest they pounce like the predators they were.

Earl, the youngest and meanest of the bunch, snickered. "She wants her money, Norbit. You know, the money you've been hiding from her."

Norbit sighed internally. He should have known. Rasputia had always been more interested in his wallet than his heart. "I don't have any money, Earl. I told you that before."

Big Black Jack loomed over Norbit, his massive frame casting a shadow. "You expect us to believe that?

After all the times you dipped into her stash?" Blue scoffed, his voice echoing in the small shack. He picked up a framed picture of Norbit and Rasputia from the shelf, examining it with a smirk. "You two looked so happy together. Almost made me believe in love."

Norbit gently took the picture from Blue's hands, placing it back on the shelf. "That was a long time ago, Blue. Things change."

Earl, who had been quietly observing, suddenly lunged forward, grabbing Norbit by the collar.

"We ain't here to reminisce about the good old days, Norbit. We want our money, and we want it now."

Norbit, despite his timid nature, was no stranger to Earl's temper. He remained calm, his voice steady. "I understand your position, Earl. But I genuinely don't have any money. I'm just a handyman, remember?"

Big Black Jack rolled his eyes. "Handyman, my ass. You're a clever fox, Norbit. Always finding ways to hide Rasputia's money.

You think we're stupid?"

Norbit shook his head, trying to keep the fear at bay. "I swear, Jack. I don't have it. I never took any of Rasputia's money. You can search the place if you want."

Blue chuckled, looking around the sparsely furnished shack. "Yeah, this place looks like it's seen better days. But then again, so have you, Norbit."

Ignoring Blue's jab, Norbit gestured towards the door. "Be my guest. Search wherever you want.

I've got nothing to hide."

Big Black Jack looked at Norbit, his eyes narrowing. "You think you're smart, don't you? Hiding behind that innocent act, making us look like fools."

Norbit simply shrugged, his face an expression of mild bewilderment. "I'm just telling you the truth, Jack. I don't have Rasputia's money."

Earl, still holding onto Norbit's collar, shook him slightly. "You better find it, Norbit. Or else..."

Norbit, tired of being bullied, finally had enough.

He stood his ground, looking Earl straight in the eye. "Or else what, Earl? You'll hurt me? You've been doing that since I moved in here. What's new?"

Earl, taken aback by Norbit's sudden backbone, loosened his grip. Norbit took the opportunity to step back, out of Earl's reach.

Big Black Jack, noticing the shift in Norbit's demeanor, chuckled. "Well, well, well. Look who's found his spine.

About time, too," Jack said, a cruel smile playing on his lips. "But talk's cheap, Norbit. We want action. We want our money."

Norbit, emboldened by his newfound courage, met Jack's gaze. "I've told you, I don't have it. And I won't be bullied into finding something I don't have."

Blue, who had been silently watching the exchange, suddenly burst out laughing. "Oh, this is rich! The little mouse standing up to the tigers.

I gotta see how this plays out," Blue cackled, his belly shaking with laughter.

Big Black Jack, unfazed by Norbit's newfound bravado, took a step closer to him. "You're playing with fire, Norbit. You know what happens when you play with fire, right?"

Norbit stood his ground, his voice steady. "I'm not afraid of you, Jack. I've been afraid for too long. It's time I stand up for myself."

Earl, still smarting from Norbit's earlier rebuke, decided to take matters into his own hands.

He lunged at Norbit, fist raised, but Norbit, quick as a cat, sidestepped the attack. Earl, momentum carrying him forward, stumbled and fell, landing face-first on the hard-packed dirt floor.

Blue, still chuckling, offered Earl a hand. "Come on, E. Let's give the little mouse a chance to redeem himself."

Earl, humiliated, brushed off Blue's hand and stood up, dusting himself off. He glared at Norbit, who simply shrugged, a small smile playing on his lips. "I told you, Earl.

I won't be your punching bag anymore," Norbit said, his voice firm yet surprisingly calm. He turned to Big Black Jack, who was watching the scene unfold with a mix of amusement and annoyance. "And as for you, Jack, I suggest you and your brothers leave. Now."

Big Black Jack raised an eyebrow, clearly surprised by Norbit's sudden change in demeanor. "And why would we do that, Norbit? You seem to have forgotten who we are. What we're capable of."

Norbit took a deep breath, steeling himself for what he was about to say.

"Because, Jack, I won't let you bully me anymore. I've spent years living in fear, and I'm done with that. I won't give you Rasputia's money because I don't have it, and I won't let you threaten me or my home."

Big Black Jack's eyes narrowed, and he took a step closer to Norbit, his massive frame towering over the smaller man. "You've got some big balls talking to me like that, Norbit. You must have a death wish."

Norbit held his ground, his voice steady despite the fear he felt coiling in his stomach.

"Maybe I do, Jack. But I'm tired of living in fear. I've been bullied by you and your brothers for too long, and I'm done with it."

Big Black Jack's face darkened, and he raised his hand, as if to strike Norbit. But Norbit, quick as lightning, grabbed Jack's wrist, twisting it sharply. Jack yelped in pain, his eyes widening in surprise.

"What the...?" Blue started, but Norbit didn't give him a chance to finish. He twisted Jack's wrist harder, causing the larger man to grunt in pain.

"I said, I'm done being bullied, Jack. And that includes you putting your hands on me."

Big Black Jack, despite his size and reputation, was clearly caught off guard by Norbit's sudden display of strength and courage. He tried to wrestle his wrist free, but Norbit held on tight, his grip unforgiving.

"You're gonna regret this, Norbit," Jack growled, his face contorted in pain and anger.

Norbit, fueled by years of pent-up frustration and fear, didn't flinch. "I doubt that. But you will if you don't leave.

Norbit's voice was firm, his grip on Jack's wrist unyielding. Blue and Earl exchanged glances, unsure of how to react to this sudden turn of events. They had come expecting an easy intimidation, maybe a few punches thrown, but this... this was something else entirely.

Big Black Jack, beads of sweat forming on his forehead, tried to reason with Norbit. "Alright, alright, Norbit. You've made your point. Just let go of my wrist, okay?"

Norbit didn't budge. "Apologize first, Jack.

For all the times you and your brothers have bullied me. For all the times you've threatened me. Apologize, and maybe I'll consider letting you go," Norbit said, his voice steady and calm, despite the turmoil inside him.

Big Black Jack's eyes flashed with anger, but he knew he was at Norbit's mercy. He gritted his teeth, the words coming out forced and grudging. "Alright, fine. I'm sorry, Norbit. We're sorry. We've been... hard on you."

Norbit raised an eyebrow, waiting for more.

Blue and Earl looked at each other, then at their brother, who was clearly struggling under Norbit's grip. Blue sighed, "Alright, Norbit. We're sorry, okay? We've been... rough on you. Now let Jack go."

Norbit considered this for a moment, then slowly released Jack's wrist. Jack rubbed his wrist, glaring at Norbit. "You're lucky I don't crush you like the little bug you are, Norbit."

Norbit simply smiled, unfazed. "I think you've lost your touch, Jack.

Or maybe I've finally found mine," Norbit replied, his voice laced with a confidence he didn't quite feel. He knew he was playing a dangerous game, but he couldn't stop now. Not after coming this far.

Big Black Jack's face darkened, but before he could retort, Blue interjected, "Alright, alright. We get it, Norbit. You've got some balls on you. But we ain't leaving until we get what we came for."

Norbit nodded, expecting as much. "I understand that. But I've told you, I don't have Rasputia's money.

And I won't let you search my home without a warrant."

Big Black Jack scoffed, "Warrant? You think we need a warrant? We're not the police, Norbit. We're the Latimores."

Norbit stood his ground, his voice resolute. "And I'm not a criminal. I won't let you violate my privacy just because you say so."

Earl, who had been quietly observing, suddenly stepped forward. "You're playing a dangerous game, Norbit.

You know what we're capable of," Earl said, his voice low and threatening. He took a step closer to Norbit, his eyes narrowing.

Norbit held his ground, his voice steady despite the fear coiling in his stomach. "I understand that, Earl. But I won't back down. I've spent too long living in fear, and I'm done with that. You want to search my home? You'll have to do it with the police present."

Big Black Jack laughed, a harsh sound that echoed through the small shack. "You're pathetic, Norbit.

Thinking you can stand up to us, the Latimores," Big Black Jack sneered, but Norbit could see the uncertainty in his eyes. He had struck a chord, and they knew it.

Blue, ever the strategist, stepped in. "Alright, Norbit. We'll leave. For now." He emphasized the last two words, a clear threat.

Norbit nodded, not taking the bait. "Good. I hope we understand each other."

Earl, still fuming, muttered under his breath, "This ain't over, Norbit.

You'll pay for this." But even he seemed uncertain, shooting a glance at his brothers, who looked equally taken aback by Norbit's sudden backbone.

Big Black Jack, despite his bluster, knew when to retreat. He led the way out, Blue and Earl following close behind, their shoulders slumped in defeat. Norbit watched them go, his heart pounding in his chest. He couldn't believe he had stood up to them, let alone bested them. But he also knew this was far from over.

The Latimores were not the type to back down from a challenge, especially not one as humiliating as this. He sighed, running a hand through his hair as he watched them disappear into the distance. He knew he'd have to be extra vigilant from now on. They wouldn't come at him directly, not after today. No, they'd be smart about it. They'd try to catch him off guard, make him regret his defiance.

But Norbit was done being a victim. He'd spent his entire life being pushed around, first by Rasputia, then by her brothers. But No more.

The next day Norbit went back to his house and to his bedroom only to find Blue Latimore shirtless.

Norbit: What are you doing here?

Blue: Take off your glasses, do it.

Norbit took off his glasses.

Blue: Take off your shirt and get on the bed.

Norbit took off his shirt and got on the bed.

Blue: Good now give us a kiss.

Norbit: What?

Blue: Acquaintance Norbit.

Blue leans over Norbit and kissed him Norbit tries to resist but he can’t.

Blue's hands are all over him, groping, pinching, and pulling. Norbit can feel every muscle in his body tensing up as he tries to hold back. Blue pulls away and smiles wickedly at Norbit.

Blue: See, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Norbit: That was... that was...

Blue: What? You're not gonna finish that sentence?

Norbit: I don't know what to say.

Blue: You don't have to say anything. Just lay back and enjoy.

Norbit: Enjoy?

Blue then licked Norbit’s chest and nipples Norbit moans in pleasure.

Blue then starts to kiss Norbit all over his body. Norbit starts to reciprocate, kissing Blue back. Their kisses become more passionate, their bodies pressing against each other. Blue then starts to unbutton Norbit's pants, Norbit stops him.

Norbit: Wait, what are we doing?

Blue: We're having fun, Norbit. Just let go and enjoy it.

Norbit: But I'm not... I mean, I've never...

Blue: Never what? Kissed a man? It's okay, Norbit. I won't tell anyone. It can be our little secret.

Now, shh, just relax. Let me take care of you," Blue whispered, his voice low and husky. Norbit hesitated, his mind racing, but his body betrayed him, responding to Blue's touch with a mind of its own. He let out a soft moan as Blue's lips found his nipple, teasing it with his tongue.

Blue chuckled, a low sound that vibrated through Norbit's chest. "That's it, Norbit. Just feel."

Norbit closed his eyes, trying to process the whirlwind of sensations coursing through his body.

Blue's hands were everywhere, his lips leaving a trail of fire in their wake. Norbit had never felt anything like this, never imagined he could feel this way. He was both terrified and exhilarated, his heart pounding in his chest like a drum.

Blue looked up at Norbit, his eyes dark with desire. "You're so responsive, Norbit. It's like you're a virgin all over again," he said, a smirk playing on his lips.

Norbit blushed, realizing the truth in Blue's words. He had never been with anyone like this, never allowed himself to be so vulnerable.

Then Earl and Big Black Jack came in and saw them.

Big Black Jack: Blue what the hell you think you’re doing?

Blue: What does it look like?

Big Black Jack went over to the bed and Blue moved back and leaned towards Norbit’s face.

Big Black Jack: I always wanted to do this to you.

Big Black Jack licked Norbit’s chest and nipples and Norbit moaned.

Blue grinned at Norbit as Big Black Jack began to kiss him all over his body like Blue did.

Norbit: What are you doing?

Big Black Jack: Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.

Norbit: But I’m not—

Big Black Jack: Shh, just relax. Let me take care of you.

Norbit hesitated, his mind racing, but his body betrayed him, responding to Big Black Jack’s touch with a mind of its own. He let out a soft moan as Big Black Jack’s lips found his nipple, teasing it with his tongue.

Blue watched, a smirk playing on his lips, as his brother explored Norbit’s body. Norbit could feel the heat rising in his cheeks, mortified at the situation he found himself in.

Big Black Jack looked up at Norbit, his eyes dark with desire. "You taste as good as you look, Norbit," he growled, his voice low and husky. Norbit swallowed hard, trying to find his voice.

Norbit: Wait, I can't... I mean, this isn't... I'm not...

I'm not gay," Norbit stammered, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment and confusion. Big Black Jack chuckled, a deep sound that rumbled through Norbit's chest. "Who said anything about being gay, Norbit? This is just... fun. A little experiment, if you will." He glanced at Blue, who was watching the scene unfold with interest. "Isn't that right, Blue?"

Blue nodded, a wicked grin spreading across his face. "Exactly, Norbit. It's just a bit of harmless fun. No labels, no strings attached. Just...

enjoy it," Blue said, his voice barely above a whisper, leaning in to capture Norbit's lips in a soft, lingering kiss. Norbit, despite his reservations, found himself responding, his body betraying his mind once again. He could taste the smile on Blue's lips, feel the heat radiating from his body. It was intoxicating, confusing, but undeniably thrilling. Big Black Jack, watching the exchange, let out a low chuckle. "Well, ain't this a sight," he muttered, his eyes gleaming with amusement and something else Norbit couldn't quite put his finger on.

Big Black Jack took off his shirt and Earl took off his shirt as well.

Big Black Jack: You're in for a treat, Norbit. My brothers and I are gonna show you a good time. No, wait, I can't—

Earl: Relax, Norbit. We just wanna have some fun. You know, like old times.

Norbit: Old times? Earl, we've never—

Blue: Shh, Norbit. Just let go. You've been wound up too tight for too long. Let us help you unwind.

Norbit: But I don't—

Big Black Jack: Don't think, Norbit.

Just feel. That's an order.

Norbit bit his lip, his mind screaming at him to protest, to push them away, but his body had other ideas. He felt a strange, heady sensation coursing through him, a mix of fear, excitement, and something he couldn't quite name. He took a deep breath, trying to steady himself as Big Black Jack and Blue continued their assault on his senses.

Earl, meanwhile, had been quietly watching the scene unfold. He seemed almost... jealous. Norbit noticed the way he was looking at them, his eyes dark and hungry.

It was a look he had never seen on Earl before, and it sent a shiver down his spine. He tried to push the thought aside, focusing instead on the sensation of Blue's lips on his neck, the feel of Big Black Jack's hands roaming his body. But Earl's gaze lingered, making it difficult for Norbit to fully lose himself in the moment.

Big Black Jack, sensing Norbit's distraction, pulled back slightly, his eyes meeting Norbit's. "What's wrong, Norbit? You don't like Earl watching?" he asked, a knowing smirk playing on his lips.

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