Plug of Tiger's Brown Eye
Read the storyRogue Shadow is a male elf. He finds an ancient artifact in a dungeon and decides to attune to it. the ancient artifact is a Tiger's Eye butt plug. It has many powerful magical abilities once attuned to. It must be attuned to by putting it into one's butt hole. the item is also sentient, so it has a spirit attached to it. It describes in vivid detail what it feels like to be inside the person when it speaks. Shadow's lover is a Warforged named Useless.