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Precinct Prowl

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Set in Brooklyn Nine Nine tv show in Season 1 before Jake and Any are together. With Holt away to a conference, the precinct has a sexual jimmy jab games.

Chapter 4: The Fourth Round Begins

The Feldman reports were a masterpiece of mutually agreed-upon fiction. They sat at their adjacent desks, the air between them thick with the unspoken memory of lemony soap and efficient resolutions. Jake typed with furious, unnecessary force. Amy’s pen moved in precise, deliberate strokes, her posture so straight it seemed to defy the gravitational pull of what had happened. They didn’t speak beyond terse, professional necessities. “Page three, subsection B.” “Got it.” The normal rhythm of their bickering had been replaced by a charged, fragile silence.

It held for three days.

The tension didn’t dissipate; it curdled, settling into a low-grade hum in the precinct. Charles kept throwing Jake sympathetic, knowing looks that made him want to crawl under his desk.Rosa observed them with the detached interest of a scientist noting behavioral changes in lab rats. Gina, the architect of it all, was conspicuously absent, which was the most terrifying sign of all.

Her summons came not by text, but by physical proclamation. They arrived at the bullpen on a Thursday morning to find a single, glossy black envelope propped against Jake’s computer monitor. It had his name on it in Gina’s looping, dramatic script.

Jake picked it up as if it might be wired. He slid a finger under the flap and pulled out a thick, cream-colored card.Peralta,

The human mind is a bureaucracy. It files, categorizes, prioritizes.It follows procedure even when the building is on fire. Round 4 tests the integrity of the filing system under… administrative pressure.Break room.Noon.

- G.

He looked up.Amy was staring at her own, identical black envelope on her desk. Her face was pale.She opened it, read the card, and closed her eyes for a long moment. When she opened them, they were focused, hard. She gave a single, sharp nod, more to herself than to him.

At five to noon, the break room felt like a courtroom before a verdict.The stale pretzel bag was gone, the table wiped clean. Rosa stood sentinel by the door, arms crossed. Charles fidgeted near the whiteboard, a fresh marker in his hand.Gina was already there, lounging in a chair, scrolling through her phone.

On the table lay a single, formidable object: a thick, blue three-ring binder. The NYPD Patrol Guide.

“The challenge,” Gina announced, not looking up from her screen, “is one of dual-purpose functionality.The body is engaged.The mind must remain on official duty. Santiago.” Amy’s head snapped up.“You will recite, verbatim, selected sections of the Patrol Guide. While…” Gina finally looked at Jake, a slow smile spreading. “…performing a basic pelvic administrative review of Detective Peralta.”

A beat of dead silence.

“What does that mean?” Jake asked, though a cold, thrilling dread told him he already knew.

“It means,” Rosa clarified, her voice flat, “she will be seated on your lap, facing you, with you inside her. She will recite.The recitation must be flawless. No errors, no pauses for… emphasis.” She picked up the Patrol Guide and thumbed it open.“Section 203: Use of Force Policy. Sub-sections A through E.”

Amy’s breath left her in a shaky exhale. Her competitive drive warred with sheer, naked shock in her eyes. “Verbatim,” she repeated, her voice barely a whisper.“Verbatim,” Gina confirmed. “While being actively distracted.”

Charles’s hand was shaking. “Active… distraction parameters?”

Gina’s smile turned knife-like. “Diaz will provide the… operational interference.”

Rosa gave a curt nod and held up a small, clear bottle of lubricant.Jake’s mouth was desert-dry. The clinical absurdity of it was somehow more intense than the sauce challenge. This was planned, intellectual, cruel. Amy’s greatest strength—her encyclopedic knowledge of rules—turned against her in the most vulnerable way imaginable.

“This is—” Amy began, her voice regaining some of its usual protest strength.“—the game you’re still playing,” Gina finished. “Unless the sandwich board appeals. ‘I Lick Paintings’ has a nice ring, but ‘I Can’t Recite Regulation 203.4 While Getting Fucked’ is more truthful. Your choice.”

Amy’s lips pressed into a white line. She looked at Jake, and for a fleeting second, he saw not anger or competition, but a shared, terrified understanding. They were in the deep end now, and the water was pulling them under. She walked to the table, picked up the Patrol Guide, and began flipping pages with mechanical precision. She found the section, her eyes scanning the dense text, her lips moving silently.

“Assume the position, Peralta,” Rosa said, uncapping the lube.

Jake moved to the only chair in the room, a sturdy, wooden thing from the briefing room.He sat down, the old wood creaking under his weight. He was already hard, a response as predictable as it was humiliating. He didn’t bother trying to hide it.

Amy stood before him, the binder clutched to her chest like a shield.She met his gaze, her dark eyes wide, pupils dilated. “Okay,” she said, more to herself.She didn’t undress with ceremony. She kicked off her sensible flats, unbuttoned her slacks, and pushed them and her underwear down her thighs in one economical motion. She let the binder fall open on the table beside them. Then she hitched her skirt up around her waist and moved to stand over him.The view was staggering. The clean, practical lines of her white cotton blouse, the dark fall of her hair, and then the exposed, intimate reality of her parted thighs. She was already glistening, a faint, betraying wetness that made Jake’s head swim.

Amy placed her hands on his shoulders, her fingers digging into the fabric of his shirt. She lowered herself slowly, her knees coming to rest on the chair on either side of his hips.The head of his cock brushed against her, and they both flinched. Her eyes were locked on his, a silent communication of pure, undiluted panic.

She guided him inside her with a trembling hand.It was a tight, burning stretch. She was tight, clenching involuntarily as he pressed into her. Jake gasped, his hands flying to her hips, gripping the bone there.Her heat was immense, wet and clutching. She sank down, inch by excruciating inch, until she was fully seated on him, her body flush against his. A sharp, choked gasp tore from her throat, her head dropping forward until her forehead rested against his.

For a moment, there was only the sound of their ragged breathing, the liquid sound of her taking him fully inside. Jake could feel every frantic beat of her heart where their bodies met.

“Begin,” Rosa stated, clicking the timer.Amy’s head snapped up. She blinked, her eyes refocusing on some distant point over Jake’s shoulder. Her voice, when it came, was strained thin, a tight wire of sound.“Section 203.1,” she began, the words robotic. “A police officer may use only that degree of force which is reasonably necessary to effect a lawful arrest, or to defend himself or another from the use of unlawful force.” Her hips gave a tiny, involuntary rock as she adjusted to the feeling of him buried inside her. Jake’s grip on her hips tightened, his thumbs pressing into the soft flesh of her abdomen.

“Sub-section A,” she continued, her voice gaining a brittle strength. “The use of deadly physical force is justified only when the officer reasonably believes such force is necessary to defend himself or another from what the officer reasonably believes to be the use or imminent use of deadly physical force.”

Rosa moved.She had come around behind Amy silently. Jake saw her over Amy’s shoulder, her expression one of detached focus. She slicked two fingers with the clear lubricant.Amy, sensing movement, faltered. “Sub-section B… The use of a vehicle as a means of deadly force is…”

Rosa didn’t hesitate. She placed her free hand on Amy’s lower back to steady her, and with a swift, precise motion, pushed a single, lubed finger into Amy’s ass.

Amy’s recitation shattered.A raw, guttural moan was torn from her throat, her back arching violently. Her internal muscles clamped down on Jake in a sudden, vice-like spasm, so intense it was almost painful.Her nails dug through his shirt, sharp points of agony on his shoulders. Her eyes flew open, wide with shock and overwhelming sensation, glistening with unshed tears.

“Keep going,” Rosa commanded, her voice cold. She didn’t move her finger, just kept it there, a profound, invasive presence.Amy whimpered, a high, broken sound. She was panting, her breasts rising and falling against Jake’s chest. She tried to find the words, her mouth opening and closing.“Sub… sub-section B…” she gasped. “The officer… must have…”

Rosa twisted her finger, just a slight, cruel rotation.

“Fuck!” Amy cried out, the profanity explosive in the sterile recitation. Her body convulsed, her hips grinding down onto Jake in a desperate, unintentional rhythm. Jake saw stars, his own control fraying at the edges. He was buried in her tight, clutching heat, and the added pressure, the taboo intrusion, was pushing him toward a precipice.

“The vehicle!” Amy shrieked, her professional facade completely obliterated. “The officer must have… a reasonable belief that the subject… oh, god…” Rosa began a slow, in-and-out movement with her finger, a brutal counterpoint to Jake’s unmoving presence inside her. Amy’s voice dissolved into a series of choked sobs and gasps. “Presents… an imminent threat… of deadly force… through the use… of the vehicle…”

She was reciting it now through clenched teeth, each word fought for and won against the overwhelming tide of physical sensation. Her body was betraying her, rocking back onto Rosa’s finger and then forward onto Jake’s cock, a ragged, uneven rhythm. Sweat beaded on her temples. Jake could feel her inner muscles fluttering wildly around him, a chaotic pulse.“Sub-section C,” she forced out, her voice trembling violently. “A warning shall be issued… where feasible… prior to the use of deadly force…”

Rosa added a second finger.

Amy’s eyes rolled back. A long, drawn-out cry left her lips, part agony, part devastating pleasure. She was full, stretched, invaded in a way that short-circuited every rule-following synapse in her brain. Her recitation ceased entirely, replaced by broken, rhythmic cries that matched the now-faster pace of Rosa’s hand.Jake broke. He could no longer just sit there. His hands, still on her hips, began to move her, lifting her slightly and pulling her back down.He started to thrust upwards, meeting her desperate movements. The slap of skin, the wet, obscene sounds of their joining, Rosa’s relentless fingers—it was a sensory overload that collapsed the game, the precinct, everything.

Amy was chanting nonsense now, a mix of half-remembered policy numbers and filthy, pleading words. “203.4… oh, Jesus, right there… compliance… please, don’t stop…”

Jake was close, the coil in his gut pulled taut to breaking. He looked at Amy’s face, glazed with pleasure, tears cutting tracks through her makeup, her mouth soft and open. This was the wild side she kept locked in a binder, and it was breathtaking.

Rosa, sensing the imminent conclusion, curled her fingers inward, pressing hard against a spot that made Amy scream, a sharp, final sound that seemed to slice the air.It tipped her over.

It tipped her over.Amy’s body seized, a rigid arc of pure, convulsive release. Her cunt clamped down on Jake in relentless, fluttering waves, milking him desperately. A ragged scream tore from her throat, part policy number, part surrender, the sound swallowed by the humid air of the break room.She collapsed forward against him, a sweaty, trembling weight. Her recitation was dead, replaced by shallow, hiccuping breaths. The Patrol Guide lay forgotten, a dusty artifact of a world that no longer applied.

Jake held still, teeth gritted, the sweet, torturous pressure of her orgasm squeezing him. He was right on the edge, his balls drawn up tight, every nerve screaming for his own climax. He could feel his own release building, a tsunami held back by sheer, fraying willpower.

“Time,” Rosa stated flatly, withdrawing her fingers with a soft, wet sound.Amy whimpered at the loss, a hollow, oversensitive shudder running through her. She was still pulsating around Jake, her inner muscles gently clutching him in the aftershocks.

Gina stood, smoothing her dress.She didn’t clap.She looked bored. “A definitive failure. The filing system corrupted at Sub-section B. Pathetic.” She glanced at Charles, who was staring, mouth agape, the marker limp in his hand.“Score it. Zero points. Flawed recitation due to… sensory overload.”

Charles nodded mechanically, scribbling on the whiteboard.His handwriting was shaky.

Rosa wiped her fingers on a paper towel, her expression unchanged.She dropped it in the trash.“Operational interference successful. Objective failed.” She turned and left without another word.Gina followed, pausing at the door. “Clean up the administrative mess, kids. This conference room is officially… adjourned.” She vanished into the bullpen, Charles scampering after her like a confused puppy.The door swung shut.

Silence descended, thick and clumsy. The only sounds were the buzzing fluorescent light and Amy’s slowing breaths against Jake’s neck. They were still locked together, him buried deep inside her, her body slack and heavy on his lap.The chair creaked under their combined weight.

Jake’s erection hadn’t faded.It throbbed, a persistent, aching presence within her. The need to move, to finish, was a physical ache in his gut.But the game was over. He had lost by not losing himself.He stayed frozen, his hands resting lightly on her back.

After a long minute, Amy shifted.It was a small adjustment, but it made him suck in a sharp breath. She slowly lifted her head. Her face was a wreck: mascara smudged, lips swollen, cheeks flushed a deep red.Her eyes, when they met his, held a stunned, vulnerable exhaustion.

“I failed,” she whispered.Her voice was hoarse.

“You came,” he corrected, his own voice rough.She didn’t deny it. She looked down between their still-joined bodies, then back up at him. A new, practical awareness entered her gaze, cutting through the post-orgasmic haze.“You didn’t.”

He shook his head slightly. “Nope.”

“Blue balls,” she said, the term clinical in her ruined voice. “That’s… a real physiological thing.Vasocongestion. It can be painful.”

A hysterical laugh bubbled in Jake’s chest.Of course she knew the medical term. “It’s… uncomfortable.”

Amy chewed her swollen lip, thinking. The gears were turning, the same ones that organized binders and memorized protocols, now applied to this raw, sticky problem. Her body still cradled him intimately.She was assessing variables.

“I can’t get pregnant,” she stated, her eyes locking on his.“The risk is… statistically low but non-zero. I track my cycle.I’m not in a safe window. Not after… that.” She glanced toward the door, a faint blush rising on her neck at the memory of Rosa’s intrusion. “The other exit… is clear.Rosa just… prepared it.” She took a shaky breath. “I can finish this. But you’ll have to go where she was.”

The offer hung in the air, obscene and logical.It wasn’t passion.It was a solution. A mess to be cleaned up, like the sauce from the last round, but infinitely more complicated.

Jake stared at her.He was still sheathed inside her pussy, and she was offering him her ass. The bluntness of it, the sheer, crazy practicality, was more arousing than any seduction. His cock twitched inside her, a visceral response.Amy felt it. A flicker of something—not annoyance, not fear—passed over her face. “It’s just a different method of relief,” she said, as if convincing herself.“A mechanical solution. We’re already… positioned for it.”

She began to move, lifting herself slowly, carefully. The slow, wet slide of his softening length leaving her was its own exquisite torture. He slipped out of her, and the cool air of the room was a shock against his wet flesh. Amy stood on trembling legs, her slacks and underwear still tangled around her thighs. She turned her back to him, bracing her hands on the edge of the now-sticky table. She presented herself, still glistening with lube from Rosa’s fingers.“Okay,” Jake heard himself say, his voice foreign to him. He stood, his legs unsteady. He moved behind her, the ghost of Rosa’s presence looming between them. He guided himself, not to her familiar heat, but to the tighter, unprepared pucker below.She was slick there, but tight, resisting.

He pushed, and Amy gasped, a sharp, pained intake of breath.Her knuckles went white on the table edge. “Just… go slow.It’s… a lot.”

He went slow. The pressure was intense, a tight, burning ring that gradually yielded. He sank into a deeper, hotter clasp, a different kind of fullness.Amy let out a choked moan, her head dropping between her shoulders. This was nothing like before.There was no game, no audience, no pretense of competition. It was just this: raw, uncomfortable, necessary friction.

He fucked her ass with a slow, steady rhythm, his hands gripping her hips.Each thrust was a tight, grinding slide. Amy was silent now, save for the ragged pull of her breath. Her body accepted him with a clenched, reluctant tension that slowly, imperceptibly, began to melt.

“Fuck,” Jake grunted, the pace increasing as his need overrode caution.The sensation was incredible, tight and forbidden. He reached around her hip, his fingers finding her wet, sensitive clit. She jolted, a sharp cry escaping her.“Don’t,” she gasped, but her hips pushed back against him. “Just… finish. Don’t make me… come again.”

He ignored her, rubbing rough, tight circles. Her ass clenched around him, a vice of conflicting signals—pain, invasion, a shocking ribbon of electric pleasure.Her protests melted into broken whimpers. He felt his own climax coiling, a tight spring in his abdomen.

He came with a brutal, final thrust, burying himself deep inside her as he pulsed. It was a release of everything—the frustration, the tension, the absurdity. He slumped over her back, spent, as the last waves shuddered through him.They stayed like that for a moment, joined in this new, raw way. The hum of the vending machine was the only sound. Finally, he pulled out, the movement making her wince.He turned away, disposing of the condom with trembling hands. When he looked back, Amy was pulling her clothes up, her movements stiff and pained. She wouldn’t meet his eyes.“Administrative mess cleaned up,” she muttered, her voice hollow. She walked out without another word, leaving him alone with the smell of sex and lemon cleaner and the echoing truth that nothing between them would ever be simple again.

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