Cover of Productivity

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Issac is starting at a new company. However while the job pays well, he has concerns about the fact it has some unusual things that he has to wear while working.

Chapter 1: The Fine Print

The Longstone Building wasn’t a skyscraper, not by the city’s standards, but it was a sleek, obsidian wedge that seemed to swallow the sunlight. Isaac stood across the street, the strap of his laptop bag digging into his shoulder. His eyes traced the mirrored glass, the sharp angles, the discreet silver letters of the SolCorp logo beside the entrance. A cloud of pure want warred with a thin, buzzing wire of hesitation in his gut.

The want spoke in clear numbers: the salary, the sign-on bonus, the ‘prestige’ his mother kept mentioning. It was a life raft after the churning sea of student loans and entry-level ghosting.

The hesitation was fuzzier. It was the odd silence from a college friend who’d taken a job here last year and then just… stopped posting. It was the tone of the final HR interview, which felt less like a conversation and more like a systems compatibility check. It was clause 7.c in the offer letter, the one about ‘non-standard operational attire’ which they’d refused to elaborate on over the phone.

“Suck it up, Longstone,” he muttered to himself, adjusting his one good interview tie. The bonus alone was more than he’d made in six months of interning. He crossed the street.

The lobby was a cathedral of quiet efficiency. The air was cool, tastefully scented. A receptionist with a smile that didn’t touch her eyes directed him to a waiting area of profound discomfort—a sculpted bench that seemed designed to discourage lingering. He perched on its edge.

“Mr. Longstone?”

He jumped. A man in a perfectly fitted grey suit stood before him, hand outstretched. “Grant Lang, Employee Relations. Welcome. Apologies for the wait. Follow me.”

Lang moved with a fluid, silent efficiency. They bypassed the normal bank of elevators for a smaller, unmarked one. The ride was swift and silent. “The onboarding suite is a bit sterile, I’m afraid,” Lang said, the apology smooth and practiced. “We find minimalism reduces cognitive load for the paperwork.”

The suite was, indeed, a study in blankness. White walls, white floor, a long white table with an embedded black-glass screen. The only sound was the subcutaneous hum of the fluorescent panels overhead. It felt less like a room and more like a placeholder.

“Make yourself comfortable,” Lang said, gesturing to an ergonomic chair that seemed to sigh and conform the moment Isaac sat. Lang took a seat opposite, produced a tablet from a slim briefcase, and set it on the table. With a tap, the surface in front of Isaac illuminated, displaying a digital contract.

“We’ll go through it section by section. Standard non-disclosures, non-competes, intellectual property assignment. The SolCorp family believes in full transparency at this stage.” Lang’s voice was a pleasant, even drone. “Please, read carefully. Every detail is important.”

Isaac nodded, his fingers swiping through the dense legalese. The terms were aggressive but, as Lang said, standard for a tech firm this size. His stomach fluttered with a low-grade thrill at the salary figure stated so baldly. He initialed boxes, tapped ‘Accept’ on sub-clauses. The process was smooth, hypnotic.

Then he reached Exhibit D: Uniform and Personal Presentation Protocols.

The language shifted. It became granular, absolute. ‘Compliance with designated uniform protocols is a condition of employment for all on-site operational staff... Full adherence to wear schedules, maintenance routines, and behavioral guidelines associated with uniform use is mandatory...’

Isaac’s finger hovered. He scrolled. His pulse, which had settled into a hum of bureaucratic boredom, gave a single hard thud. There, buried in a bullet point list, was the phrase: ‘…including, for applicable roles and designated shift-cycles, the utilisation of the SolCorp uniform at all times during assigned hours/assigned shift, both outer uniform and under uniform must be worn at all times while on duty.'

“The, uh, the mandatory uniform section,” Isaac said, hearing the slight crack in his own voice. “This part about a mandatory uniform? And outer and under uniform parts?”

Lang didn’t look up from his own tablet. “A necessary function. Our company has found that both parts help with employee retention, employee happiness during shift, and also reduce stress. The specifics are role-dependent.”

“But my role is junior systems architect. I’ll be in the server farms. What could possibly...”

“Company culture, Mr. Longstone.” Lang finally looked at him, his smile a flat line. “It’s about belonging. Being part of the organism. It’s rarely invoked. Most new hires find it an interesting experience but one they adapt to.”

The word ‘novel’ did not land as reassuring. Isaac pictured himself, lanky and awkward, stuffed into some giant cartoon animal costume. Heat crept up the back of his neck. “Is there… is there a picture of it? This uniform?”

Lang’s smile didn’t waver, but his eyes cooled by a degree. “The designs are proprietary. You’ll be fitted once you are done here and sign the forms. Again you are free to leave if this is a sticking point with you. Some do find it that. It’s really a minor point, I assure you. A footnote.” He tapped his tablet. “Shall we proceed to the biometric data consent? That’s far more relevant to your day-to-day.”

The conversation was closed. Isaac’s hesitation buzzed louder, a live wire now. He looked from Lang’s placid face to the glowing clause on the screen. A footnote. A formality. He thought of the bonus, already mentally spent on a down payment for a car that wasn’t a dying sedan.

Lang seemed to sense the pivot point. His voice softened, just a hair. “It’s a lot to take in. First-day nerves are perfectly normal. SolCorp invests in its people, Isaac. The entire package is designed to support excellence. The uniform… think of it as a uniform in the oldest sense. A symbol of unity. It signifies you’re part of something larger than yourself.”

The pitch was well-worn but effective. It spoke to Isaac’s desire to belong, to not just have a job but a place. He swallowed. The wire of hesitation snapped.

“Right. Of course. Sorry.”

He tapped ‘Accept’ on Exhibit D. The screen refreshed. The rest was a blur of retina scans, digitized signatures, and a tutorial on the employee portal. He asked few questions, his voice thin. His mind kept circling back to the word ‘utilisation.’ It was such a cold word for wearing a uniform.

“Excellent,” Lang said, standing abruptly as the final screen displayed a green ‘ONBOARDING COMPLETE’ checkmark. He collected the tablet. “Welcome to the SolCorp organism, Isaac. Your manager will be notified. You launch in forty-eight hours.” He extended his hand again, his grip firm and final. “Any trepidation you feel now will melt away. It always does. You’ve made an excellent choice.”

Isaac stood in the pristine white room, alone for a moment before the door hissed open to the hallway. He felt the weight of the signed contract in his bones, the enticing phantom weight of the bonus in his bank account, and the faint, ridiculous, prickling sensation of some unknown device or outfit he'd have to wear at all times.

“Just a footnote,” he whispered to the silent room, forcing a tight, nervous laugh that echoed flatly off the blank walls.

The hum of the lights was the only reply.

The hum of the lights was the only reply. It followed them out into the hallway, a sound that seemed woven into the very air of the building. Grant Lang moved with that same silent purpose, his shoes making no sound on the polished concrete floor. They passed doors with alphanumeric codes, no windows.

“Uniform Fitting” was stenciled on a frosted glass door in a utilitarian font. Lang didn’t knock, just palmed a sensor and ushered Isaac inside.

The room was smaller than the onboarding suite, warmer, but no less clinical. Racks of grey fabric lined one wall. A large, white scanning table dominated the center. A woman stood beside it, her smile immediate and broad.

“Ah, our new architect! Perfect timing. I’m Marla.” She shook his hand with a firm, dry grip. She wore a stylish, knee-length skirt and a smart blouse, looking every bit the normal professional. It was instantly reassuring.

Grant Lang gave a curt nod. “All yours, Marla. Mr. Longstone is fully consented.” He left, the door sighing shut behind him.

“Don’t mind Grant,” Marla said, her voice warm. “Employee Relations has a vibe, don’t they? All right, let’s get you sorted. Your uniform has three parts: the outer uniform, the substrate garment—that’s what you wear underneath—and the headpiece. We’ll get you scanned and everything will be custom-fabricated overnight.”

Isaac’s shoulders, which had crept toward his ears, dropped a little. Three parts. That was… specific, but not insane. A base layer, a jumpsuit, a helmet. For server farm work. It tracked.

“Let’s start with the outer layer, so you see it’s nothing scary.” Marla moved to a rack and pulled out a one-piece jumpsuit in a matte, grey-black material. It was sleek, technical. “This is the Apex-7. See the pockets? Tool loops, secure compartments for tablets, shock-resistant panels for spare drives. The back has a magnetic mount and a power link for your work laptop—you can dock it right here and work hands-free in the aisles. The whole thing is lightly insulated. Those server rooms are frigid. And the feet…” She turned the suit to show him the integrated boots. “Seamless. Static-dissipating sole, totally grounded. No more shuffling around with a wrist strap. It’s all right here.”

Isaac reached out and touched the fabric. It was cool, slightly textured. It looked… fine. Actually, it looked kind of cool, in a dystopian cosplay way. “Okay,” he said, a real smile touching his lips for the first time since he’d entered the building. “That’s actually pretty smart.”

“Right? Wait for the headpiece.” She put the suit back and retrieved a helmet. It was smooth, white, with a streamlined silhouette reminiscent of a pilot’s helmet. “This is the Cogni-Link. The visor is a smart-screen. Flip it down for schematics, system alerts, real-time diagnostics from the racks you’re facing. Flip it up when you don’t need it. Built-in bone-conduction mic and earpiece for team comms. Constant biometric monitoring—heart rate, body temp. And it has a location ping that’s always active. If you have a medical event, or just trip and knock yourself out in a cold aisle, the system knows exactly where you are. Safety first.”

She handed it to him. It was lighter than he expected. The interior was lined with a soft, adaptive foam. He turned it over in his hands. The tech was undeniably impressive, if a bit… total. The always-on location ping was the kind of thing that would have made him balk in another context, but couched in terms of safety, in this sterile room, it felt prudent.

“See?” Marla said, beaming. “It’s all very logical. Now, the substrate garment. The third part.” Her tone didn’t change, but she walked to a different cabinet, smaller. She pulled out something very thick and bulky. As she unfolded it, Issac knew exactly what it was. "This is the Utility Waste Management System." It was known however by another name, the Utility Diaper. It was more often used by people who didn't have regular access to bathrooms on the job or ones who needed it for medical reasons and it made their lives easier. It was white like a diaper, and he could see hookups for both male and female anatomy. It was hard shelled, thick, had a low-profile control panel on the hip, and seemed to be too large to use comfortably.

"So a utility diaper?" Issac's words got out of his mouth before he could stop himself.

Marla’s smile tightened, just at the edges. “We don’t use that term. It’s a utility garment. It’s multi-layered, hyper-absorbent, with microbiome-neutralizing gel pods. It’s for efficiency, Isaac. For focus.”

A cold pit opened in his stomach. “Is that… mandatory?”

“For all operational staff with server farm access, yes. Absolutely.” Her response was immediate, flat. Then, as if to demonstrate its normalcy, she casually gathered the hem of her own smart skirt and lifted it a few inches. Above her hose, the same distinctive white paneling , the same subtle control panel, was visible, snug against her hips. She let the skirt fall. “See? Standard issue. I’m in management liaison and I wear mine every day. It took a week to get used to the idea, I won’t lie. But the freedom it gives you? Incredible. No more dropping everything because you had too much coffee. No urgent searches for a bathroom when you’re elbow-deep in a cable run. You just… go. The system handles it. When you need to purge, you pop into one of the waste evacuation stalls—private, sanitized—hit the cycle button, and it’s done in sixty seconds. Cleaner than a traditional toilet, honestly.”

Isaac stared at her. Her face was open, sincere. She believed every word. The disconnect was monstrous. He knew these things existed—for astronauts, for some extreme professions—but as a mandatory daily wear for a systems architect? His skin crawled. The massive salary, the bonus, they suddenly had a different, horrifying texture.

He saw his life buckling under the weight of this one, absurd requirement. The shame of putting it on. The silent, constant humiliation beneath the cool jumpsuit. The mechanical intimacy of a “purge stall.” He thought about walking out. His mouth was dry.

But then he saw the numbers again. The debt. The house that was lost when his parents passed away. His family scattering to the winds. The gleaming, respectable future he’d just signed for. This was the price. A hidden, visceral tariff he hadn’t seen on the brochure. Was his dignity worth one hundred and twenty thousand a year plus a thirty-thousand signing bonus? The math, done in this cold room, was obscene.

Marla watched him, her head tilted. She’d seen this before. The internal battle played out on his face—the revulsion, the calculation, the slow, grim collapse of resistance.

“It’s just a tool, Isaac,” she said softly. “Like the helmet. Like the jumpsuit. It lets you do your job without biological interruptions. The organism functions best when its components are optimized.”

He swallowed, a thick, difficult motion. He gave a single, stiff nod. His voice, when it came, was a stranger’s. “Okay. Let’s… let’s do it.”

“Excellent!” Marla’s warmth flooded back. “Right then. If you could just remove your outer clothes—shoes, pants, shirt—and lie face-up on the scanning table. Your undershorts can stay. The scanners need a baseline anatomical map for the custom fit of all three layers. It’ll take about ninety seconds.”

Isaac moved like an automaton. He toeed off his sneakers, unbuttoned his shirt, folded his pants. The room air was cool on his skin. He lay back on the hard, cold surface of the table. He stared at the ceiling tiles, each one a perfect, recessed square.

A pale blue laser band illuminated from a halo-like device above him. It began to move, travelling slowly from his head down the length of his body. He could feel a faint, tingling warmth as it passed over him, mapping every contour, every vulnerable curve.

He closed his eyes. The hum of the machinery blended with the hum of the lights. He tried to think of the money, the job title, the future.

But all he could feel was the ghost of the utility diaper, already waiting for him.

But all he could feel was the ghost of the utility diaper, already waiting for him.

The blue laser finished its pass with a soft chirp. The halo light above him blinked off.

“All set,” Marla said, her voice jarringly cheerful in the subsequent silence. “You can sit up. Actually, give me one second.” She frowned at a readout on a side panel. “Hmm. The cranial map for the Cogni-Link interface came back fuzzy. The scanner’s been glitchy with hair density today. It happens. We’ll need a more detailed head scan. Different machine.”

Isaac pushed himself up on his elbows, a dull relief washing over him that the first scan was done. “Okay. Do I… stay like this?”

“Oh, no, you can get dressed for this one,” she said, waving a hand. “It’s just the helmet fitting. Much easier.”

He dressed quickly, the ordinary texture of his cotton shirt and chinos feeling like a profound reprieve. Each button fastened was a small anchor back to a world that made sense. Marla led him to a different corner of the room, to a chair that looked like something from a dentist’s office, if the dentist planned orbital launches. A complicated array of articulated arms hung above it, tipped with lenses and emitters.

“Just get comfortable. This won’t take long. It maps every curve of your skull, your ear placement, the set of your jaw. For optimum comfort and data transfer.” She gestured for him to sit.

Isaac settled into the chair. It conformed with a subtle hydraulic sigh. Marla tapped at a console, and the arms whirred to life, descending around his head. They stopped an inch from his skin. A lattice of thin red light painted his face, then began a complex, rotating dance. He could hear the faint whine of servos, could see the reflected red grid in Marla’s glasses as she monitored the process. It was intimate and cold.

“So,” he said, just to break the quiet. “Everyone just… gets used to it? The whole… getup?”

“The substrate?” Marla didn’t look away from her screen. “Honestly? After the first week, you forget it’s there. It becomes autonomic. Like breathing. The real benefit is cognitive. You’re never interrupted. Your focus belongs entirely to SolCorp. It’s pure workflow.”

Pure workflow. The phrase stuck in him like a splinter.

The arms retracted, folding back into the ceiling with a final click. “Perfect,” Marla announced. “We’re all done. Your custom kit will be fabricated overnight and placed in your assigned company locker. You’ll report to Locker Bay C-12 at 8 AM tomorrow for your first acclimation shift.”

Isaac stood, his knees popping. “Eight? My offer letter said ten.”

“First day is always eight,” she said, handing him a slim tablet. “Acclimation protocol. Two hours to suit up, to calibrate, to learn the care routines. To… become comfortable. The system understands it’s an adjustment.”

He took the tablet. The screen glowed with a streamlined itinerary. 0800: Locker Bay C-12. 0815: Substrate Donning & Orientation. 0845: Outer Uniform Systems Check. 0915: Cogni-Link Calibration & Neural Handshake. It was scheduled down to the minute, a colon-separated procession into a new reality.

“Thank you,” Isaac heard himself say, the words automatic.

“My pleasure. Welcome aboard.” Marla’s smile was a completed transaction.

His exit was not with her, but with a silent security guard in a grey uniform who appeared at the door. The guard walked him back through the labyrinth of hallways, past the silent, coded doors, to the main lobby. No small talk. Just the echo of their footsteps. The guard scanned him out at the main doors, the glass parting with a whisper. Isaac stepped back into the city’s afternoon noise, the growl of traffic and a distant siren feeling like a hallucination.

The walk to his apartment was a blur. The clatter of the subway, the flicker of fluorescent lights in the car, the musty smell of it—all of it felt porous, insubstantial.

He shut his apartment door behind him and leaned against it, the silence a physical pressure. He tossed the tablet onto his couch. It spun on the cushion.

He walked to his fridge, got a beer, cracked it. The first long pull was bitter, cold. He stared at the cracked paint on the wall opposite, the water stain on the ceiling shaped like a crumbling continent.

Substrate Donning & Orientation.

A laugh, dry and sharp, escaped him. It echoed in the empty studio. He paced. Five steps to the kitchenette, five steps back. He replayed it all. Marla’s casual lift of her own skirt. The bland, logical pitch. Pure workflow.

He felt a hot wave of revulsion, of violation. He pictured the white locker tomorrow, the thing folded inside. The clinical procedure of putting it on. He saw himself in the mirror, the tech jumpsuit over the top, hiding it. A secret, humiliating second skin.

He finished the beer, crushed the can in his fist. The sharp edges bit into his palm.

He grabbed the tablet from the couch. He opened his banking app. He stared at the number that represented his current balance: $412.18. He opened the document with his signed offer. The annual salary: $120,000. The signing bonus, payable after his first thirty days: $30,000.

He let out a long, shaky breath. The numbers were anchors. They were real. His disgust was a feeling, vaporous and fleeting. Feelings didn’t pay the rent. Feelings didn’t erase the student debt that hovered over him like a phantom limb. Feelings didn’t buy a future.

Everyone just gets used to it.

He looked around his apartment—the sagging bookshelves, the second-hand furniture, the constant low-grade fear of a missed payment. This was the alternative. A life of scraping, of quiet desperation in a different, more public form.

SolCorp wasn’t asking for his soul. They were asking for his bladder, his bowels, his basic biological autonomy. And in return, they were giving him financial stability for the first time in his adult life. It was a trade. A bizarre, degrading, absolutely logical trade.

He set the tablet down. The initial panic was receding, replaced by a numb, practical fatigue. This was the job. These were the terms. He had shaken Grant Lang’s hand. He had tapped ‘Accept.’

He walked to the window, looking out at the grid of lighted windows in other buildings. In some of them, people were probably wearing their own versions of substrate garments for their own SolCorps. This was the world. You traded pieces of yourself for security. Maybe the only weird part was how literal the trade had become.

Isaac went to bed. He did not dream of utility garments or scanning lasers. He dreamt of numbers, clean and infinite, scrolling down a black screen in a silent, peaceful room.

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