The Electrocution of Eyore
Read the storyThere was a man who once forgot to turn out the light and then his lizard was electrocuted. He was on his way back home in a rush to save poor, Eyore from the stupid electricity (spoken by the words of him / the man…NOT your handsome author)…. when he caught sight of a beautiful woman…he stopped running and stared at her….they both stared at each other….silence….until she said “you wanna fuck me?” To which he responded, “yeah,” and then went on to have 45 minute sex, and then the lizard died.