Chapter 10: Big titted waitresses compete.
Edgar chuckled, watching the lively banter between his harem. "Look at these crazy whores!" he exclaimed, strumming his lute. "I don't know where I'd be without my faithful sluts!"
Edgar laughed, his eyes sweeping over the room before stopping on the ample-chested
barmaid.
"Fuck, girl, those are great tits you've got there! Mind if I fondle them a bit?"
he shouted across the room.
The barmaid blushed but shook her head, her eyes alight with intrigue.
"Damn right, they're great tits! Come over here and let me get a better look," he
commanded.
She hesitantly made her way over to him, and he wasted no time in reaching out to touch
her.
"What's your name, slut?" he asked, his grip firm on her exposed flesh.
"Iona," she breathed, her nipple hardening beneath his fingers.
"Right, Iona. You've got a nice set of tits on you, Iona. I bet you've sucked plenty of cocks in
this place, haven't you?" he chuckled.
Iona grumbled and nodded, her blush growing deeper.
"Well, good for you.
I'm guessing someone with tits that big gets hit on all the time," Edgar sneered, drawing a chuckle from his harem.
The barmaid, Iona, looked at him skeptically. "You think you're any different?" she quipped, crossing her arms over her chest.
"I am the motherfucking bard here, darling," Edgar retorted, winking at her. "My charm is unmatched. But I digress, Iona, you're not here to be flirted with.
You're here to serve us drinks and look pretty. Now get on with it." Edgar barked, his tone dripping with venom.
Iona shot him a dirty look, but turned around and wiggled her hips as she walked away, knowing that her voluptuous figure was being admired by everyone in the tavern.
Edgar smirked and turned to his harem, "Now let's get back to business, shall we ladies? I want to sample some of your talents tonight.
Show me what you got, Iona, before I dismiss your useless ass back to your bar duties.
The air in the tavern buzzed with tension as the patrons watched, curious and a little afraid of Edgar's bold proposition. Jessica and Allison exchanged an amused grin at their lover's dirty talk, while Angela suppressed a snort of derision at the thought of this plain Jane being able to satisfy Edgar's sexual appetite.
Fine, you arrogant prick. I'll show you what I can do.
Watch me suck that cock like the slut I am, boss," Angela spat out, her eyes still smoldering with anger and frustration from Jessica's earlier act.
Edgar chuckled as he handed her the toy, watching her struggle to fit it in her mouth. "That's enough, slut," he growled, pulling her up by the ears. "Save it for when we film the video."
"Yes, master," Angela replied with a sheepish grin, knowing she had crossed a line.
Edgar turned to Jessica with a raised eyebrow.
"Looks like our little slut wants to play with the big boys," he smirked, his words dripping with sarcasm.
Jessica rolled her eyes at his taunting tone but did not back down. "Fuck yeah, I'll show you both who's the best cocksucker in this harem," she retorted, her voice filled with confidence.
"Well, then let's see what you've got," Edgar said, gesturing towards the fake cock in his hand.
Angela's eyes narrowed, her competitive nature taking over. "Fine, fuck it. I definitely won't regret this."
She snatched the fake cock from Edgar's hand and started to suck it with gusto. Jessica and Allison watched in awe, their eyes wide as they marveled at Angela's impressive head game.
"Holy fuck, slut, where did you learn to suck like that?" Edgar exclaimed, his eyes glued to Angela's slurping sounds.
"Looks like you're the real deal, Angela." "You think you can win me over that easily, slut?"
Angela pulled the fake cock out of her mouth with a pop. "I already have, whore. You all saw it."
Edgar chuckled. "Looks like we've got a new cocksucking queen in town. Congratulations, Angela."
Jessica glared at her rival. "Fine, I'll admit it. You're good.
But not good enough to unseat me as the queen of blowjobs," Jessica sneered, trying to keep the hurt out of her voice.
"Oh, come on, Jess. We both know you're not even in my league," Angela joked, winking at her.
Jessica rolled her eyes, but couldn't help the small smile that played at the corners of her lips. "Sure, whatever you say."
Edgar chuckled, watching the two of them size each other up.
He had to admit, they were his best whores yet, and their cocksucking skills were unparalleled. He leaned back and watched as they went at it like a couple of wild animals, their tongues fighting for dominance as they deep-throated the toy. The other patrons in the tavern couldn't help but stare in awe, their eyes glued to the spectacle in front of them.
Iona, the barmaid, had never seen anything like it before.
Edgar and his harem of four women, all of whom were well-endowed and fierce in their own right, were putting on quite a show.
Edgar, a tall man with long silver hair and intimidating physical presence, was dominating the group and calling the shots.
His two main musicians, Jessica and Allison, were by his side, providing the tunes and backing vocals to this strange spectacle.
Allison, a petite brunette with wicked humor and vicious comebacks, flipped her middle finger at Jessica while smirking at the girls. Jessica, the taller of the two, was rolling her eyes but laughing and teasing Angela back just as hard.
But even with all the teasing and ball-busting between them, Edgar could tell they loved each other like sisters.
Jessica turned to Edgar, locking eyes with him as she licked her lips suggestively. "Master, mind if I get in on this cocksucker hunt?
I've been practicing my techniques, and I'm ready to put my mouth to good use." Allison pouted, bouncing up and down with excitement.
"Sure thing, my little cock-starved whore. Go ahead and show me what you've got," Edgar grinned, gesturing for her to proceed. With a wink, Allison dropped to her knees, pulling the fake cock towards her eagerly waiting lips.
Blonde locks cascading down her back, she bobbed her head rhythmically, alternating between deep and shallow strokes. Excited audible gasps and moans escaping sensual lips, she reveled in the spotlight. Jessica stared in amazement as her female counterpart skillfully navigated the toy, her own lips slightly parted in awe.
Jessica couldn't help but feel a twinge of jealousy watching Allison claim victory once again. Not that Jessica was losing ground, her own talent had garnered many positive reviews, but a little friendly competition never hurt anybody.
So, taking a page from Allison's book, Jessica wrapped her lips around the toy while making googly eyes at Edgar, who was thoroughly enjoying the show.
"Oh, fuck me, you two are really killing it tonight," he groaned, leaning back on his throne. "I think I'm about to burst already!"
Iona, the poor waitress who was serving them all night, couldn't help but roll her eyes at their antics.
"You all must think you're such heroes, giggling and screwing each other like a bunch of teenage boys," she snarked, pouring them all more drinks.
Edgar giggled, his eyes sparkling mischievously. "Oh, we're far from heroes, sweetheart.
We're just a bunch of fucked-up adventurers on a never-ending quest for epic shenanigans and unforgettable orgasms," Edgar said, raising his glass in a toast.
The five of them clinked their mugs together and downed their drinks, before erupting into a fit of laughter. Iona, the raven-haired waitress with unmatched sassiness, watched them in amusement.
"You guys get crazier every time I see you," she said, shaking her head with a smirk.
"But I wouldn't have it any other way."
Iona went back to work, her hips swaying as she walked away. Edgar couldn't help but admire her exit, even as he turned back to his harem.
"Alright, let's keep this party going," he said, raising his drink in a toast. "Jessica, how about a little song for us?"
Jessica grinned and nodded, launching into a bawdy tune that had the whole tavern cheering.
"You know, Jessica, you're not half bad," Edgar conceded, grinning ear to ear.
"Half bad? I'll have you know, I'm the best singer in the whole fucking kingdom," Jessica declared, winking at her adoring audience. "And so modest, too."
The banter continued, their easy camaraderie evident to everyone in the room. Iona couldn't help but feel a pang of envy at the strength of their bond.
She was just a simple barmaid, struggling to make ends meet in a town plagued by war and chaos. But she couldn't deny that she was drawn to them, especially to Edgar. He emanated an aura of power and confidence that made her heart race every time she was near him.
Edgar caught her staring and grinned. "Like what you see, Iona?" he asked, his voice dripping with innuendo.
She snorted, feeling her face heat up at being caught. "No, not really," she replied, trying to sound nonchalant.
"C'mon, Jess. I bet you secretly love getting talked to like this," Edgar said, winking at her.
Jessica sighed, rolling her eyes. "Fine, but only for today."
Edgar chuckled, turning his attention back to his goblet. "Good girl," he said, taking a swig.
"You're such a jerk, but I guess I can't complain. You are kind of hot," Jessica admitted, a flirty smile playing on her lips.
"I bet you could make me cum like no other," Edgar purred, his eyes traveling down her curvy body.
"I think it's time we put the barmaids to the test. Who wants to show us what they're made of?" Allison cackled wildly, "$50 says the big tit barmaid cum so hard when I take her from behind that she'll moan my name out so loud everyone in the tavern will hear." The three women roared with laughter as Iona, the busty barmaid, shot them an eye roll. "Fine, I'll bite.
I can suck a cock better than anyone here," Iona said defiantly. "Alright, then let's see it, slut," Edgar said with a smirk.
Iona dropped to her knees and took the fake cock from Jessica. She looked up at Edgar with determination in her eyes and started to suck. The room was silent as she moved up and down on the toy, her lips and tongue moving skillfully.
"Fuck, that's hot," Allison muttered, impressed.
Edgar watched with a growing smile.
Iona was a natural cocksucker, he could tell she had plenty of practice. Her lips wrapped around the toy and made a tight seal, the sound of her slurping echoed around the tavern.
Jessica looked impressed, her competitive nature getting the better of her. "Alright, alright, I concede, you're good. But can you handle a real cock?" she asked, standing up and pulling down her pants to reveal her long, stiff erection.
Iona's eyes widened as she looked at Jessica's cock.