Jonah’s ass has inexplicably become a literal magnet for penises, pulling men toward him with crushing force. Clothing tears, furniture bends, and everyday life spirals into chaos as he struggles to walk, work, or even ride public transit without accidents. Attempts to shield or control the magnetic field only partially work, leaving him exhausted and constantly on edge. Trapped between physical inevitability and social disaster, Jonah must navigate a world where his ass exerts unstoppable, absurdly erotic attraction.