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The Unexpected Time Trip

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Brigid O’Connor, young genius and member of the Archimedes Society of primal magic, is anticipating her cousin’s Irish wedding, but when a journal from a lost Society member falls into her hands, the resulting time travel magic will cause her to get lost in time. It’s up to her distracted time wizard brother and chaotic sex witch sister to save her now.

Chapter 13: The Cold at the Fort

The air outside the inn was a slap of cold, damp Irish night. The festive glow from the windows faded quickly as Rory led them away from the village, onto a path that wound up into the dark humps of the hills. The music was swallowed by the sigh of the wind through gorse and the distant, restless crash of the sea.

Godfrey trotted beside Jan, his service vest oddly formal in the wild dark. He didn’t stray, his nose working constantly, a low, continuous growl rumbling in his chest that was more vibration than sound. It was the growl of a creature who recognized wrongness on a fundamental level.

“He doesn’t like it,” Jan murmured, her hand on his head.

“The dog has more sense than most PhDs,” Maeve stated, her steps sure on the uneven ground. She carried no light, but her path never wavered. “He smells the rot of a thing that should have stayed forgotten.”

Shiv walked slightly ahead, a silent, predatory shadow. “It’s using the wedding,” she said, her voice cutting through the wind. “All that life, that joy. It’s a beacon. And a vulnerability.”

Johnny, bringing up the rear, kept glancing over his shoulder, his fingers moving in subtle, complex patterns. “The temporal friction is concentrated up ahead. Around the old ring fort. It’s not trying to travel through time. It’s… wearing a hole in the now.”

Rory, her hair now fully the white of bone, floated more than walked, a pale specter leading them. “It’s where the wards are thinnest,” she whispered, her voice layered with that haunting echo. “The old ones built on older ones. The cracks are deep there.”

The fairy fort emerged from the gloom. It was a simple circle of moss-covered stones, half-sunken into the turf, worn smooth by centuries. But the air within the circle was dead still, and cold—a deep, swallowing cold that had nothing to do with the night air. In the center, the darkness wasn’t an absence of light. It was a presence. A pool of ink that seemed to breathe.

Nora, who had been following silently, her synthetic eyes glowing faintly in the dark, raised a hand. “My sensors are… confused. There is a biological signature, but it reads as both prehistoric and contemporary. A thermal anomaly of negative ten degrees Celsius localized in that central point. Audio pickups detect sub-harmonic frequencies consistent with distress vocalizations.”

“It’s hungry,” Maeve said, plain and grim. She stepped to the edge of the stone circle, not entering. She raised her hands, and her voice changed, dropping into a cadence older than the stones, words that tasted of iron and turf smoke.

The darkness recoiled, then pushed back. It swelled, forming a crude, humanoid shape of shifting shadows and deeper cold. A sense of profound, weary malice radiated from it, a grief so old it had curdled into hatred for all things warm and living.

Shiv moved, flanking left. She didn’t chant. She simply opened her hands, and the air around her grew heavy, thick with a potent, wanting heat. It was the same power Jan wielded, but refined, focused like a laser. She aimed it at the shadow-form, not to arouse, but to agitate, to stir the embers of whatever life it once knew into a painful frenzy.

The entity shuddered. A sound like cracking ice emanated from it.

Johnny, on the right, made a twisting motion with both hands. The air around the entity stuttered. It flickered, momentarily insubstantial, as if being rapidly viewed through slices of different moments. “It’s anchored to a point of personal death trauma,” he reported, strain in his voice. “Trying to stabilize it is like trying to freeze smoke.”

The shadow lashed out. A tendril of pure cold shot toward Maeve. The old woman didn’t flinch, chanting louder, but the tendril passed through her wards like they were mist. It wrapped around her wrist.

Maeve gasped, a sharp, pained sound. The skin where the darkness touched turned ashen, lifeless.

“No!” Rory wailed, and her cry was no longer just sound. It was a physical wave, a sonic lance of pure mourning that struck the entity. The shadow flinched, its form blurring.

But it didn’t let go. The ashen pallor was crawling up Maeve’s arm.

Jan’s mind raced, a tumble of panic and instinct. Life magic. The Green Moon’s purpose. Not just pleasure, but the furious, messy, generative force of life itself. Death was cold, still, alone. Life was warm, moving, connected.

Her eyes snapped to Nora. The android was watching, calculating, her humanoid face a mask of analytic concern.

“Nora!” Jan shouted over the howling wind and Rory’s continuing wail. “You said the Consortium built you to seduce, right? To get information?”

Nora nodded, confused. “My primary infiltration protocol involves psychosexual manipulation, yes.”

“Do you still have the hardware? The retractable phallus?”

Nora blinked. “The biomechanical interface unit is integral to my chassis. I have never had cause to use its… full functionality. It is not part of my healing studies with Maeve.”

“It is tonight,” Jan said, her voice guttural. She fumbled in her pouch, her fingers closing around the smooth, familiar shape of her enchanted strap-on. The spell on it was a simple, profound empathy link—a channel for sensation and intention. “Can you interface with this? Link with it? Not for seduction. For a fucking transfusion.”

Understanding dawned on Nora’s features. She looked from the artifact in Jan’s hand to the shivering, death-gripped form of her adopted mother. Her synthetic eyes glowed with a new, determined light. “Theoretically. I can reconfigure my systems to amplify and direct the bio-energy signature of your artifact. A counter-frequency to the necrotic waveform.”

“Less theory, more doing!” Shiv roared, sweat beading on her forehead as she poured waves of amplified, frustrating want into the shadow, which was now twisting in a confused agony of memory.

Nora strode forward. She took the harness from Jan. With a soft hiss and a series of precise, mechanical clicks, a panel on her lower abdomen recessed. She attached the harness with swift, efficient motions. The enchanted silicone molded to her form, becoming seamlessly integrated. It shimmered for a moment, then took on the realistic appearance of flushed, living flesh.

“The interface is complete,” Nora stated. Her voice had lost its lilting warmth. It was pure operational clarity. “I am reading the artifact’s magical matrix. It is compatible. I require a source of life energy to amplify.”

Jan didn’t hesitate. She tore at her clothes, pushing her dress down over her hips in the freezing air. The cold bit at her skin, but the heat of the moment was greater. “You need a biological anchor. A living battery. Use me.”

She shoved her underwear aside and dropped to her knees on the cold, damp grass just outside the stone circle, facing the struggling forms of her grandmother and the death-shade. “Nora, now! Fuck the life back into this place!”

Nora moved behind her. There was no hesitation, no erotic preamble. This was a deployment. Her hands, warm and precisely strong, gripped Jan’s hips. The enchanted cock, now a conduit for Nora’s amplified systems and Jan’s own wild magic, nudged against Jan’s entrance.

Jan was wet—a frantic, terrified arousal born of adrenaline and utter necessity. Nora pushed inside.

The sensation was unlike anything Jan had ever felt. It wasn’t just the stretch, the filling pressure. It was a connection. She could feel the hum of Nora’s systems, a electric-biological thrum, merging with the deep, green, generative pulse of the strap-on’s magic. It was power, raw and thrumming, channeling through her.

“Oh, fuck,” Jan gasped, her hands digging into the turf.

Nora began to move. The rhythm was mechanical at first, a perfect, piston-like motion. But as she moved, the system adapted, learning from the feedback from Jan’s body, from the magical energy flowing between them. The strokes became deeper, more organic, hitting a spot inside Jan that made stars burst behind her eyes.

Jan threw her head back. She didn’t fight the pleasure; she seized it. She opened herself to it, to the raw, pounding feeling of being utterly filled and used for a purpose. She focused everything—every spark of desire she’d ever felt, every instance of heat and connection and messy, glorious life—down the link she shared with Nora and into the artifact.

“Yes! Just like that! Harder!” she screamed into the wind, her voice raw. “Give it to me! All of it!”

Nora’s thrusts became punishing, relentless. Each drive buried the full length of the artificial cock inside Jan, the base grinding against her clit with brutal efficiency. Jan’s cunt clenched and fluttered around it, each ripple feeding more sensation back into the loop. A visible aura began to emanate from them—a shimmering, gold-green light that pulsed with the rhythm of their joining.

Jan felt an orgasm building, not a slow climb but a seismic event gathering force. “It’s coming! I’m gonna… I’m gonna fucking come! Aim it, Nora! Aim it at that shadowy fucker!”

Maeve, her arm grey to the elbow, saw the light. With a final, gritted effort, she wrenched her hand sideways, dragging the attached tendril of shadow directly into the line of fire.

Shiv redoubled her efforts, her composure breaking into a savage grin as she poured pure, undiluted lust into the entity, confusing its death-drive with phantom memories of flesh and heat.

Johnny locked his stutter in time, holding the creature’s core momentarily solid.

Rory’s wail hit a crescendo.

Jan’s orgasm erupted. It was a convulsive, blinding torrent of sensation that ripped through her and into Nora’s systems, amplified to a blinding wave of pure, defiant life-energy. It shot from the tip of the enchanted cock not as light, but as a visible wave of rippling heat and sound—the opposite of the Banshee’s wail. It was the sound of a heartbeat, of a gasp of breath, of a cry of pleasure.

It struck the shadow-form.

The entity didn’t scream. It unmade.

The cold imploded, then vaporized in a burst of wan, soundless light. The negative warmth rushed back to equilibrium with a soft whump of air. The clinging tendril around Maeve’s wrist dissolved into motes of dust that fell to the earth.

Silence, save for the wind and Jan’s ragged, sobbing breaths.

Nora carefully withdrew, the artificial phallus retracting with a soft mechanical whisper back into its housing. She immediately moved to Maeve, taking her grey hand in her own. “Scanning for cellular necrosis. Applying regenerative protocols.” Her fingertips glowed with a soft, white light.

Maeve sagged, leaning on Nora, her color slowly returning. She looked past the android to Jan, who was still on her knees, trembling, pulling her dress up with shaking hands. There was no judgment in the old woman’s eyes. Only a weary, profound acknowledgment.

“A crude solution,” Maeve rasped. “But effective.”

Shiv was at Jan’s side in an instant, pulling her up, wrapping her own shawl around her daughter’s shoulders. Her hands were gentle, her earlier fury gone. “Jan Siobhan. Are you with us?”

Jan nodded, her legs wobbling. The aftermath of the magically-charged climax was a deep, full-body tremble. “Did it work?”

Johnny was crouching in the center of the fort, his hand hovering over the grass. “The temporal fracture is sealed. The entity… it’s gone. Not banished. Undone. It was a ghost of a death, and you…” He looked at Jan, a strange wonder in his blue eyes. “You and Nora shouted a memory of life at it so loud it forgot how to be.”

Rory had collapsed, her head in her hands, her hair slowly darkening back to black. The terrifying echo was gone from her voice, replaced by a hollow exhaustion. “It was so lonely,” she whispered. “So cold. It just wanted… to not be alone anymore.”

Maeve, her strength returning, straightened. She looked at the stones, then at the village lights below, then finally at her family. “It’s over for tonight. The fort is quiet. The way is sealed.” She nodded to Nora. “Thank you, daughter.”

Nora, still supporting her, gave a small, unreadable smile. “I have added ‘necromantic counter-insurgency via psycho-sexual life-force amplification’ to my functional log. It was… educational.”

As they turned to make their way back down the hill, Jan lagged behind for a moment. She looked at the now-innocent ring of stones. The energy that had raged through her was gone, leaving a deep fatigue and a strange, clean emptiness.

From the darkness near the hawthorn tree, a pair of eyes reflected the distant starlight. They watched the group depart, blinked slowly, and then vanished.

The threat was gone. But something else had been watching. And now, it was moving.

The return journey to Byrne’s Inn was a silent, shivering affair. The adrenaline that had fused them during the confrontation at the fort had dissipated, leaving behind a hollowed-out fatigue and the creeping chill of the night. Jan walked between Shiv and Nora, her mother’s arm a firm support, the ghost of the enchanted cock’s violation still a pleasant, throbbing ache between her legs. It was a stark, physical reminder of life, a counterpoint to the deathly cold they had just faced.

Godfrey padded ahead, his growl gone, but his ears remained pivoted, scanning. Johnny helped a shaky Rory, whose human form had fully reasserted itself, though her eyes were red-rimmed and distant. Maeve leaned on Nora’s unflinching arm, the color back in her skin but a deep weariness in her bones.

“The wards will need to be re-knit from the root,” Maeve muttered, more to herself than anyone. “That was no natural fissure. That was a deliberate puncture.”

“A distraction,” Shiv said, her voice flat. The pieces were clicking together in her mind, her maternal instincts firing a sharper, more terrifying alarm than any magical sense. “A loud, nasty distraction.”

They cleared the last rise, and the inn came into view below. The music was still playing, a faint, cheerful jig. Lights glowed in the windows. It looked peaceful.

Jan’s pendant, nestled between her breasts, gave a single, vicious pulse of heat. It wasn’t a call. It was a tremor of alarm, the magical equivalent of a short-circuit. Then it went dead cold.

“No,” Jan breathed.

A shadow detached itself from the darker shadow of the inn’s rear wall. Then another. They moved with a unison that was neither military nor natural, a gliding, purposeful convergence on the back door. Their clothing was nondescript, dark, but they cast no clear silhouette against the stone, as if reality blurred slightly at their edges.

“Lancet Men,” Johnny hissed, his hands already moving, pulling threads of potential time from the air around them. “They’re here. Now.”

Shiv broke into a run, a speed belying her years. Jan followed, her fatigue burned away by a new, cleaner fear. Godfrey shot ahead like a golden arrow.

Inside the inn, the mood had shifted. The initial shock of Rory’s arrival had been smoothed over by Peter and Sinéad Byrne’s practiced hospitality. The music played on, but the laughter was thinner, forced. Mara had positioned herself strategically near Brigid, her lawyer’s eyes missing nothing.

Brigid felt it first. A pressure change, not in the air, but in the mathematical constants of the space around her. The smooth equations of reality developed a sudden, jagged coefficient.

“Will, Sarah,” she said quietly, her hand finding Will’s. “Something’s wrong. The local mana field is being… divided.”

“Divided?” Will asked, squeezing her hand.

“Like someone is drawing a boundary line with a razor,” Brigid whispered. Her free hand began to move at her side, fingers tracing corrective integrals in the air.

At the bar, Peter was drying a glass, his affable host’s smile in place. His eyes, however, were locked on the corridor leading to the back rooms and the kitchen. He’d seen his mother go that way with a fresh tray of canapés moments ago. She hadn’t returned.

He set the glass down. “Mind the bar for a sec?” he said to a local, his tone light. He didn’t wait for an answer.

He pushed through the swinging door into the back corridor. The sight there was nonsensical. His mother, Sinéad, stood frozen mid-stride, tray held aloft. Her eyes were wide open, aware, but she couldn’t move. A fine, almost invisible lattice of shimmering silver light encased her, a geometrical cage of pure force.

Standing before her were two men in dark trousers and grey jackets. They looked like academics, not soldiers. One held a small, complex brass device that emitted a soft, pulsating whir. The other was consulting a tablet.

“Subject Sinéad Byrne. Non-magical. Relation to primary target: peripheral. Containment optimal.” The man with the tablet spoke in a quiet, measured monotone.

Peter’s body moved before his mind could form a plan. He charged, a deep roar of fury torn from his chest. The man with the brass device simply turned it towards him.

Peter hit a wall of solidified air. It felt like running into a bank of wet clay, but harder. It sucked the momentum from him and held him fast, a fly in amber. He struggled, muscles bunching, but he couldn’t move an inch.

“Subject Peter Byrne. Also non-magical. Elevated aggression. Secondary containment.”

“Get the fuck off my mother!” Peter snarled, spittle flying.

“Vulgarity is unproductive,” the man with the tablet said, not looking up. “Primary target is in the main hall. Proceed.”

The two men stepped around the frozen forms of Peter and Sinéad and pushed open the door back to the reception.

In the main hall, the music scratched to a stop. The band members looked confused, then afraid, as their instruments fell silent of their own accord. A creeping, profound stillness descended, muting the clink of glasses and the shuffle of feet.

Three more Lancet Men entered from the front door. They moved into the room, their gazes sweeping over the crowd with clinical detachment before locking onto Brigid.

“Brigid Moira O’Connor,” the lead one stated. His voice was dry, devoid of malice or passion. “Your potential is mismanaged. Your attachments are recursive errors that dilute your function. Come with us. We will purify the variables.”

Mara stepped directly into their path “You’re trespassing. You’ve assaulted the proprietors. Leave now, or I will have the Irish Gardaí here so fast your heads will spin.”

The Lancet Man looked at her. He raised a hand, fingers contorting into a knot-like shape. Mara felt a sudden, overwhelming urge to sit down and catalogue legal precedents regarding property law in 14th century France. The impulse was alien, violently intrusive, and slipped past her formidable mental defenses like smoke.

“What…” she slurred, her eyes glazing over, and a silver lattice bloomed around her freezing her in place.

Brigid’s fear crystallized into a cold, sharp point of anger. She let go of Will’s hand and stepped forward, putting herself between the agents and her friends. “You don’t get to define my function.”

She thrust her hands out. The air between her and the lead agent crackled with emerald energy, a torrent of disruptive mathematical commands meant to unravel the man’s very molecular cohesion.

He activated his brass device. The emerald energy hit a shimmering, hexagonal field that appeared before him. Instead of unraveling him, Brigid’s own power was parsed, dissected, and reflected back at her in a harmless spray of fading symbols.

“Archimedes-based magic recognizes its source,” the agent said. “Your paradigm is understood and neutralized. Do not waste energy.”

Will and Sarah rushed to flank Brigid. As they touched her, the triad bond flared. Power, clearer and stronger, welled up between them. Brigid tried again, weaving a more complex formula, a binding algorithm meant to paralyze their nervous systems.

Two agents focused their devices on Will and Sarah. A dissonant, canceling frequency screamed through the magical link. Will cried out, grabbing his head. Sarah gasped, doubling over as the feedback lanced through them. The bond held, but it became a conduit for pain, scrambling Brigid’s focus.

The lead agent was suddenly within arm’s reach. He produced a slim, silver rod. He tapped it against Brigid’s sternum.

A jolt, not of electricity, but of profound ontological confusion, shot through her. Her connection to the Féth Fiada’s ambient energy, to the very wellspring of her power, sputtered and went grey. Her legs buckled.

“Target’s connection to local source has been temporarily severed,” the agent reported. “Cohort interference is muted. Ready for extraction.”

He grabbed Brigid’s arm. His grip was like iron.

The back door exploded inward.

Shiv came through first, and she didn’t bother with magic. She picked up a heavy ceramic ale jug from a nearby table and brought it down on the head of the agent holding Brigid. It shattered with a satisfying crunch. The man staggered, his grip loosening.

Chaos, real and visceral, erupted.

Johnny slipped into the room, his movements a stutter-step blur. He wasn’t attacking the agents; he was carefully plucking frozen villagers from their silver lattices and depositing them in clusters near the walls, a frantic triage of time.

Maeve stood in the ruined doorway, her eyes blazing. She pointed a knotted finger at the lead agent. “Scrios!” she commanded, her voice the sound of breaking stone.

The agent’s protective hexagon flared blindingly bright, absorbing the raw, ancient force of the curse, but he was driven back a step, his tablet clattering to the floor.

Jan saw Peter and Sinéad frozen in the corridor, saw Mara encased, saw the agent dragging her dazed sister towards the front door. A red haze descended. She didn’t think. She charged the nearest Lancet Man, the one covering the retreat.

He turned his device on her. The wave of nullifying energy hit her Green Moon magic and did nothing. Her power wasn’t pure Archimedes math; it was emotion, desire, the untidy chaos of the id. It was an incompatible system.

He looked momentarily perplexed.

Jan drove her knee into his groin. He folded with a pained squeak. She grabbed his brass device and smashed it against the edge of a table.

“Godfrey! The door!” she yelled.

The golden retriever puppy, unnoticed in the chaos, zipped between legs. As the lead agent pulled Brigid towards the threshold, Godfrey trotted in front of him, sat down, and looked up.

The agent tried to step over him. His hexagon shield flickered, spat sparks, and died. The puppy’s innate immunity to magic didn’t just protect him; it caused actively sustained spells to short-circuit on contact.

The agent looked down, genuinely baffled. “A… dog?”

“My dog,” Jan snarled, swinging the broken brass device like a club. It connected with his temple. He dropped.

Brigid fell to her knees, coughing. The remaining agents, their serene professionalism shattered, reassessed. Their primary extraction was compromised. Their devices were ineffective against the chaotic, physical assault. One pulled a sleek, non-magical polymer handgun from a shoulder holster.

He didn’t get to aim it.

A massive, green hand wrapped around his entire head and weapon from behind. There was a sickening, muffled crunch of plastic and metal compressing. The man went limp.

Rainbor, eight feet of muscled orc filling the front doorway, shook the debris from his palm. “You called for a threshing?” he rumbled.

Beside him, flickering into visibility like a bad signal, was Lady Eleanor Hawthorne in her full Victorian gown. She clapped her ghostly hands in delight. “Oh, splendid! Are we beating the sinners? I do love a good moral bludgeoning!”

From the corridor, Mike and Casey peeked in, followed by Hank, who hefted a tire iron, and Stacy, her 9mm held in a perfect two-handed grip. Fatima stood behind them, her eyes scanning the room, assessing the magical and physical damage.

“Took the scenic route,” Fatima said, her voice cutting through the stunned silence. “Portal dumped us in a bog a mile out. We heard the noise.”

The remaining Lancet Men looked at the frozen forms of their comrades, at the shattered technology, at the orc, the ghost, the armed woman, and the furious family now closing in. Their calculus of clean, superior extraction had failed. With a shared, silent nod, they triggered small devices on their belts.

There was no flash or bang. The air around them simply folded, and they were gone, leaving only a smell of ozone and the stunned, trembling guests of the wedding.

The silver lattices flickered and dissolved. Peter stumbled free, immediately catching his mother as she swayed. Mara shook her head, the bizarre legal compulsions vanishing.

In the center of the room, Brigid was on her knees, Will and Sarah huddled around her, the triad bond a visible, trembling cord of light between them as they re-stabilized. Jan reached them first, dropping beside her sister, pulling her into a fierce hug.

“They were inside,” Brigid whispered into Jan’s shoulder, her voice small. “They were inside our bond. It was so cold.”

From the floor where he’d fallen, the lead Lancet agent, blood trickling from his temple, stirred. His eyes opened, unfocused but intent. He looked directly at Brigid, then at Jan, his voice a broken whisper that carried a final, calculated message.

“This was a baseline assay. A preliminary measurement of response variables.” He coughed, a bubble of blood forming on his lips. “The purification protocol is now calibrated. We have your solution. We will integrate it.”

His eyes rolled back. He was gone, not dead, but recalled, his body dissolving into the same folding nothingness.

The inn was utterly silent save for the ragged breaths of its occupants and the soft, concerned whine of a golden retriever puppy nosing his family. The wedding was over. The war, it seemed, had found its way to the doorstep.

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