butcherlyremote

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• The Suitcase and the Stench — Three dudes live in an apartment together and one of them is working remote for a few weeks. While remote he just wears boxer briefs and a suit top. He eats lots of takeout and get
• A Shared Space of Forgotten Feuds — Two guys move in together one is a jock that used to bully the other. The jock is 6’2 muscular and always in boxer briefs at home. He likes to eat but stays in shape. The other guy
• Spectral Muscle Road — Two guys are on a ghost hunting roadtrip they both are muscular and masculine mid to late twenties
• The Uber-Eats Comrades — Two dudes work together and eat lunch together they found this deal on uber where they get half off if they get bigger portions so now they eat huge lunches and dinners everyday at
• The Belching of the Beast — Two dudes move into a townhouse together and one isn’t busy at work at all so he starts eating and playing video games all day welcoming his roomate home with a big belch and blow
• Route 66 Air Biscuits — Two close guy friends one has a really fast metabolism and can eat whatever he wants to. The other one is a little more careful. They are both about to turn 25 so going on a roadtr
• Whey Out There — Can you write about two guys on a roadtrip that have to try dairy products from across the country. The dairy products make one of them very gassy. And it’s a longgg drive
• Summer of the Couch Potato — A really fit dude graduated from college goes home for a summer and spends the entire time on the couch playing video games drinking beer eating pizza and junk food
• The Fart Heard 'Round the World — One guy has a nice fat ass and he caught another guy staring and farts really loud and stink they both laugh and high five and go on a date
• The Client Is Always Right — There’s a man who works as a consultant on a client engagement and the man has to do whatever to please the client and the client enjoys big dinners with lots of beer so the consul
• Second Helpings of the Heart — A 25 year old moves to Mexico as part of a host family program during his masters. The family feeds him a little TOO well at the same time his metabolism is slowing down. He’s also
• The Expanding Appetite Of Friendship — Two dude roomates start corporate America and one works long hours so he only eats takeout from work and at home and stops going to the gym. The still healthy roomate starts leavin
• Brothers In Arms — Two men in the army share a tent fir a week they’re both muscular and it’s a little cold. They start cuddling for warmth
• Four Hours of Fumes — Two dudes are on a 4 hour roadtrip with lots of gas station food the driver locks the widows and fills the car with his stinky junk food burps
• The Switch Back Screw — Two men switch bodies one is in shape and the other has a small beer gut. The one with a beer gut has a boyfriend and the other is single. So when they switch the in shape guy in t
• The Case of the Burger-Mobile — A lawyer hires an Exxon driver and the driver picks him up to the greasy smell of fresh burgers. The driver eats so many burgers the car smells like burps and some of the papers ge
• The Fartastic Transformation — A man makes a wish to be attractive to his crush (another man) not realizing that his crush likes gassy dudes with beer guts and he gains 20 lbs and can’t stop farting even though
• Calorie Karma — There’s two guys one is in shape because he works out and eats balanced the other just has a really fast metabolism but eats whatever he wants whenever he wants. They switched bod
• Gut Check: A Week of Digestive Destiny — A skinny guy loses a bet to his beer bellied roomates that he has to smell both of their burps and farts for a week and it’s bean and cheese week to make it worse for him and they
• Adipose Amnesia — There’s a man who was really in shape in highschool because he used to help his dad install security systems in large buildings and then he goes to college.
• French Buns — Two guys go to France on a work trip and they’re really in shape and share a king bed because it’s cheaper and their company just got off the ground.
• A Night of Wind — Two guys are roomates in a two bedroom house. One of them the ceiling is coming down so they decide to share a bed until it’s fixed the first night though they don’t realize that o
• Ode to Flatulence — 5 younger guys are pressing their thighs against eachother in a small car for a two hour drive after a big dinner with beer they start belching and farting
• The Sound of Music (And Flatulence) — A very fit man from California moves to Vienna. To deal with winter he eats lots of apple strudel and deep fried schnitzel and burgers and Mac and cheese. He starts dating a man wh