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Link and Zelda: The Cave People

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A story in the Legend of Zelda series taken place in Prehistoric times, where Link and Zelda are lovers going on adventures as completely naked cave people! The characters in this story talk in simplified words, like the Incredible Hulk, and even saying things like calling their penises (meat sticks) and the like. "All characters in the story are above the age of 18."

Chapter 7: Happy Juice Bath

The grey light of dawn seeped into the cave mouth, thin and watery, pushing back the deepest shadows. Rain still hissed outside, a softer drumming now. The air inside hung thick with the lingering musk of cooked hyena and something deeper, earthier – the scent of sleeping bodies and damp fur bedding. Link stirred first, the instinctive alertness of the hunter pulling him from sleep. He felt Zelda’s warmth pressed along his back, her breath soft against his shoulder blade.

He rolled slowly, careful not to disturb her. Her face was peaceful in the dim light, lips slightly parted. Link watched her, a familiar warmth blooming in his chest, lower than his heart. His hand, rough and calloused, drifted down her side, over the curve of her hip. She murmured, shifting, pressing closer into his touch without waking. His fingers traced lower, finding the softness between her thighs. Already damp. Warm.

Link grinned. Meat stick stirred, thick and heavy against his own thigh. He nudged Zelda gently. "Zelda wake," he whispered, his voice a low rumble in the quiet cave. "Sun come. Time for... happy juice?"

Zelda’s eyes fluttered open. She blinked, focusing on Link’s face inches from hers. A slow, knowing smile spread across her lips. She stretched languidly, arching her back, pressing her breasts against his chest. "Link meat stick strong early," she murmured, her hand sliding down to grasp him. He groaned softly at her touch. "Good strong. Zelda soft place... ready."

They moved together with the ease of long practice. Link rolled onto his back. Zelda straddled his hips, settling herself over his hardness. She guided him in with a smooth, practiced motion, sinking down with a sigh that was pure contentment. Link gripped her hips, his eyes fixed on her face as she began to move, a slow, rocking rhythm that echoed the fading rain.

"Feel good," Zelda breathed, her head tipping back, exposing the long line of her throat. "Link fill Zelda good."

Link thrust upwards, meeting her downward stroke. "Happy juice soon," he promised, his voice thick. "Make Zelda shine."

Their movements grew more urgent, less controlled. Zelda’s sighs turned to soft gasps, then sharp cries that echoed softly off the cave walls. Link’s groans deepened, his fingers digging into her flesh. The rhythmic slap of skin on skin mingled with the drip of water from the ceiling and Bor’s restless, feverish muttering.

Grak stirred first among the others. He blinked, rubbing sleep from his eyes, then froze. His gaze locked onto the entwined figures near the glowing embers of the fire pit. Link’s powerful thrusts, Zelda’s arched back, the glistening sweat on their bodies in the grey dawn light – it was impossible to look away. Grak’s mouth hung open slightly. He remembered the strange flavor of the meat last night, the confusing warmth it brought. He felt a familiar, unwelcome stirring in his own groin.

Varn woke next, yawning. He followed Grak’s stare. His eyes widened comically. A deep flush crept up his neck. He quickly looked down at his own lap, then back, fascinated and horrified. He remembered Zelda’s soft place, wet and ready. His breathing hitched.

Krell sat up slowly, his movements deliberate. He watched Link and Zelda with the detached intensity of a hunter observing a mating ritual. No embarrassment, just assessment. He recalled the practical application of the juice last night. This was the source. He grunted softly, a sound of acknowledgment.

Bor moaned louder, thrashing weakly on his fern bed. "Cold... claws... dark..." he mumbled, lost in fever dreams. The sound was jarring against the sounds of pleasure.

Zelda cried out, sharp and sudden, her body tightening around Link. "Now! Happy juice! Pour!" Her fingers clawed at his chest.

Link roared, a sound that shook dust from the cave ceiling, as he surged up into her, holding deep. His body shuddered violently beneath her. Zelda collapsed forward onto his heaving chest, gasping, her own body trembling with aftershocks. They lay tangled, breathing raggedly, steam rising faintly from their skin in the cool dawn air.

Silence descended, heavier now. Only Bor’s pained whimpers broke it. Grak finally looked away, clearing his throat awkwardly. Varn stared fixedly at the cave floor, his ears burning. Krell stood, stretching his massive frame, completely unfazed. He walked to the cave mouth, peering out at the rain-slicked jungle.

Zelda pushed herself up, wiping sweat from her brow with the back of her hand. She looked flushed, vital, her eyes bright. She glanced at the watching men, then down at Link, who grinned up at her, utterly spent and satisfied. A trickle of thick, white fluid seeped out from between her thighs onto Link’s belly.

"See?" Zelda said, her voice calm but carrying. She gestured between her legs. "Happy juice. Strong. Good." She looked pointedly at Bor, who shivered violently. "But not for Bor now." She climbed off Link and moved swiftly to the injured man’s side.

Bor’s skin was hot to the touch, slick with sweat despite the cave’s chill. His eyes were glazed, unfocused. "Bad spirits bite..." he rasped.

Zelda frowned, pressing a hand to his forehead. "Fire inside Bor," she murmured. She rummaged in her small hide pouch, pulling out dried leaves and a knobby root. "Need cool water. Need bitter leaf." She gestured towards the cave entrance. "Rain water clean. Varn, Grak. Bring water in big leaf."

Varn jumped up, eager for a task, anything to escape the lingering tension. "Yes, Zelda! Water!" He scrambled towards the entrance where Krell stood.

Grak hesitated, casting one last bewildered look at Link, who was now sitting up, idly wiping Zelda’s juice from his stomach. Grak shook his head as if clearing cobwebs and followed Varn out into the drizzle.

Zelda began crushing the dried leaves and root on a flat stone with another rock, releasing a sharp, medicinal scent that cut through the cave’s musk. Link watched her work, then lumbered to his feet. He stretched, muscles rippling, utterly at ease. He picked up a leftover strip of hyena meat, sniffed it, then took a large bite. He chewed thoughtfully as Zelda tended to Bor, her hands moving with swift certainty, smearing the pungent paste onto his wounds and forcing small bits of the crushed herbs between his cracked lips. The storm outside was weakening, but inside the cave, a different kind of heat was being fought, one that smelled of earth, illness, and the fading echoes of primal release.

The rhythmic drip from the cave ceiling punctuated Zelda’s focused movements as she pressed cool, wet leaves against Bor’s burning forehead. Krell stood silently near the entrance, watching the rain lighten to a misty drizzle. Varn shuffled awkwardly near the fire pit, poking at the embers with a stick.

"Water come," Grak announced, returning with Varn, both clutching large, dripping leaves curved into rough bowls. Water sloshed over the edges onto the packed earth floor. They placed them carefully near Zelda.

"Good," Zelda muttered, not looking up. She dipped a scrap of hide into the cool water, wringing it out before placing it on Bor’s chest. His shivering lessened slightly. The sharp tang of her crushed herbs warred with the lingering musk of sex and smoke.

Link finished his strip of meat, licking grease from his fingers. He eyed the leftover hyena haunch. "More eat?" he rumbled, patting his stomach. The cave felt thick, charged, like air before a lightning strike. Zelda’s bare skin still glistened faintly in the firelight where she’d wiped herself clean.

Gark shifted his weight, his gaze fixed on Zelda’s back as she leaned over Bor. He remembered the thick white trickle on Link’s belly. His own groin tightened, a dull ache returning. "Juice... left," he mumbled, almost to himself, his hand straying downwards.

Varn froze, stick hovering over the embers. He caught Gark’s meaning instantly. His own neglected hardness pulsed. "In stick?" Varn whispered, eyes wide. He looked at Krell, then at Gor, who’d just woken up blearily. "Happy juice... still in?"

Krell grunted, a low sound like shifting rocks. He understood the mechanics now. He glanced at his own loincloth, then back at Zelda, her strong legs braced, the curve of her backside visible. The medicinal smell couldn’t mask the primal scent clinging to her. "Shot last night. Shot today. Maybe... shot more?" Krell’s voice was flat, practical.

Gor blinked sleep from his eyes, catching the tense atmosphere. He saw where the others looked. Saw Zelda unaware, focused on healing. Saw his own neglected arousal. A slow, stupid grin spread across his face. "Cover Zelda?" he slurred, still half-asleep but intrigued. "With juice? Make shiny?"

Link, wiping his hands on his thigh, caught the murmurs. He frowned, confused but sensing a shift. "Zelda busy," he stated, a protective edge entering his voice. He took a step towards her.

It was too late. Gark moved first, rough hands fumbling at his loincloth. "Shoot now!" he blurted, driven by a sudden, overwhelming urge. He grabbed himself, already stiffening further. Varn, caught in the fever of the moment, mirrored him, his movements jerky. "Yes! Shoot Zelda!" he yelped, excitement overriding sense.

Krell acted with hunter’s efficiency, freeing himself in one swift motion. Gor followed clumsily, grinning wider. "Happy juice spray!" Gor laughed. They formed a loose, tense semicircle behind Zelda as she finally straightened up from Bor, wiping her hands on a leaf.

Zelda turned, sensing movement. Her eyes widened in shock. "What—?" The word died on her lips.

Gark strained first, a guttural groan escaping him. Thick strands of white arced through the dim air, splattering across Zelda’s shoulder and neck. She gasped, flinching back. Varn’s followed, uncontrolled, hitting her arm and the side of her breast. "Sticky!" Varn cried out, more surprised than triumphant.

Krell’s release was a focused jet, hitting her lower belly with a wet slap. Gor’s was messier, spraying her thigh and the ground near her feet. "Ha! Got!" Gor wheezed, stumbling slightly. The smell, thick and salty, bloomed instantly, clashing violently with the medicinal herbs.

Zelda stood frozen, stunned. Milky rivulets traced paths down her skin, stark against the dirt and sweat. Her expression shifted from shock to disbelief, then to something cold and dangerous. Silence crashed down, heavier than before. The men stared, their sudden frenzy evaporating, leaving behind raw nerves and the stark evidence dripping onto the cave floor. Link roared, a sound of pure outrage, his fists clenching. Bor moaned weakly, oblivious. The rain had stopped outside, leaving only the drip, drip, drip echoing the mess on Zelda's skin.

The drip, drip, drip from the cave ceiling echoed the thick, milky trails sliding down Zelda’s shoulder, arm, belly, and thigh. The sharp tang of crushed herbs was utterly drowned by the sudden, cloying musk of spent seed hanging thick in the damp air. Link’s roar still vibrated in the stone, fists clenched like boulders, his body coiled to spring forward and smash skulls.

Gark flinched backward, his own spent flesh shriveling instantly under Link’s murderous glare. Varn whimpered, staring in horror at the sticky mess he’d sprayed on Zelda’s arm. Krell stood rigid, his usual hunter’s detachment shattered, confusion warring with a dawning sense of profound error on his face. Gor just blinked stupidly, juice still glistening on his hand. "Uh...shiny?" he mumbled, the grin fading as he finally registered Zelda’s stillness.

Zelda didn’t move. Didn’t wipe away the mess. Her eyes, dark pools in the grey dawn light, swept slowly over each man: Gark’s terrified confusion, Varn’s horrified shame, Krell’s rigid tension, Gor’s vacant stupidity. Her nostrils flared slightly, inhaling the thick scent of their impulsive, stupid act. The cold fury radiating from Link beside her was a palpable force.

Then, slowly, impossibly, Zelda’s lips curved. Not a smile of warmth, but something deeper, sharper, like flint striking stone. Her gaze lingered on the thick white streaks marring her skin. "Huh," she breathed, the sound cutting through the terrified silence sharper than Link’s roar. Her fingers, deliberate and unhurried, touched the splatter on her shoulder. She rubbed the viscous fluid between thumb and forefinger, studying its texture.

Link growled, low and dangerous, confused by her stillness. "Zelda? Bad men! Hurt Zelda!" He took a threatening step towards the cowering group.

"Wait, Link," Zelda said, her voice calm, almost detached. She lifted her smeared fingers towards the weak light filtering in. "See? Juice." She looked directly at Gark, then Varn, then Krell, then Gor. Her strange smile widened fractionally. "Gark shoot. Varn shoot. Krell shoot. Gor shoot." She stated each name, each action, like listing herbs for a poultice. "All shoot Zelda."

The men shuffled, unable to meet her gaze, the silence thick with their dread. Bor moaned weakly on his bed, lost in fever, oblivious. "Fire... claws..."

Zelda dipped her fingers again, gathering more from her belly where Krell’s shot had landed. She smeared it deliberately across her other forearm. "Strong juice," she murmured, almost to herself. "Much juice." She looked up, her eyes locking onto theirs again, that unsettling smile still in place. "Good friends... share juice."

Gark choked on air. Varn looked like he might vomit. Krell’s jaw tightened impossibly further. Gor just stared, utterly lost.

Zelda scooped another thick dollop from her thigh, Gor’s messy contribution. She raised her hand towards them, palm open, glistening white. "Thank friends," she said, her voice clear and carrying. "Give Zelda bath." Then, with a deliberate, almost ceremonial slowness, she began. She rubbed the fluid into her skin, starting with her neck and shoulders, smoothing it over the muscles, working it in like precious fat after a hunt. She moved down her arms, coating them, then across her breasts and belly, the thick streaks vanishing under her methodical touch.

Link watched, his fury momentarily suspended by utter bewilderment. His fists unclenched slightly, his brow furrowed deep. "Zelda... use bad juice?"

"Not bad," Zelda corrected, her voice steady as she worked the last of Gor’s mess into her hip. She scooped the final traces from her skin. "Juice is juice. Strong. Warm." She met Link’s confused gaze. "Good for skin. Like fat." She rubbed her hands together, spreading the remnants. "Friends give gift. Zelda use gift." She held her arms out slightly, examining her skin, now gleaming faintly in the dim light, the scent of it mingling strangely with the herbs still clinging to her hands from tending Bor. "Clean now. Shiny."

The cave was utterly silent except for Bor’s rasping breaths and the relentless drip. The men stared at Zelda, transformed, gleaming faintly with their essence, thanking them. It wasn’t anger they saw, nor forgiveness. It was something far more unsettling: acceptance turned into utility. Their violation had been rendered... useful. Gark felt a chill deeper than the cave’s damp. Varn trembled. Krell looked away first, a flicker of something like shame crossing his stony features. Gor scratched his head, utterly baffled.

Zelda turned her back on them, the movement final. She knelt again by Bor, her newly "bathed" skin catching the light.

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