Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I'm a regular guy. I like sports, I play them, I watch them on TV. That's me in a nutshell. Nothing special, just a regular guy. Except when it comes to my sex life. Then I'm anything but regular.
Like I said, I'm a regular guy.I'm not handsome, I'm not built like a bodybuilder, but I have a big dick and a good head (his words, not mine). My friends call me Bull, because I'm big and they say I have a big heart. The truth is, I'm kind of a douchebag.I know I'm not a bad person, but I always think of my wife Mané first (her words, not mine). I don't want to be like that, but I can't help myself. And it's not like I go around fucking other people's wives.I don't even go out that much. I stay home and watch TV, or play video games. "So what do you want to do to make me happy?" She ask.
"Anything you want, baby."