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Absurd fantasy RPG-style story about three very curvy adventurers: a sorceress, a cleric and a thief. They all seek power by any means necessary. They need protection on their adventurers and meet a handsome, young barbarian warlord who is very tall, extremely muscular and very goofy and lovable despite his size. They think they have recruited him but his destiny makes him overly blessed and inevitably all three women become his loyal wives

Chapter 1: The Tavern's Best Offer

The air in The Rusty Anchor was thick enough to chew. Salt, sour ale, and the greasy ghost of yesterday’s stew clung to everything, layered over by the sharp bite of pipe smoke from a corner where three grizzled sailors argued quietly over dice. The lanterns flickered, making the shadows of the patrons writhe like demons on the worm-eaten walls.

In a far booth, partially shrouded in shadow, three women formed a council of simmering ambition.

Morwenna’s emerald eyes, lit from within by a flicker of arcane power, scanned the room with disdain. Every shift of her shoulders made the generous swell of her bosom, barely contained by dark velvet, shift heavily. She felt the weight of them constantly now, a warm, full ache that was both a source of her power and a persistent distraction. Her auburn hair cascaded over one shoulder like a river of fire. “This is a waste of time. We should be consulting the Star-Crossed Tomes, not recruiting muscle in this… pond.”

“Muscle with eyes the color of summer honey and shoulders broad enough to stable a horse,” Kestrel purred, not looking up from polishing a narrow dagger with her sleeve. Her amber eyes flicked across the room, inventorying purses, weapon quality, and exit routes. Her gaze, however, kept snagging on one particular figure. “He’s over by the bar. Bought a round for those two weepy miners ten minutes ago. He’s either stupidly rich or stupidly kind.”

Sister Vesper adjusted the sacred sigil hanging between her breasts, the silver star nesting in deep cleavage. Her expression was serene, but her pulse was a rapid drum against her ribs. “The Whisperwood cares not for kindness or wealth. It consumes the hesitant and the weak. We require a bulwark. That one,” she said, a slight nod of her head indicating the giant, “is a monument. A blessed warrior, unless I miss my guess. Look at the way the air stills around him.”

They looked.

Kaelen Stoneheart was trying to order an ale without breaking the bar. He’d ducked his shaggy blond head under the low beam, but his sheer presence seemed to compress the space. He stood a full head and shoulders above the tallest sailor, his torso a landscape of corded muscle over a thick, powerful frame. A simple pelt was tied across his shoulders, leaving most of his chest bare. He moved with a careful, deliberate gentleness, as if constantly aware he was made of something harder than the world around him. He laughed at something the barkeep said—a warm, booming sound that cut through the tavern’s grumble—and his amber eyes crinkled with a boyish mirth that seemed utterly at odds with the fearsome scar running down his ribcage.

“He’s a child,” Morwenna muttered, but her eyes tracked the play of lantern light over his pectorals.

“A child who could snap a man in two with one hand,” Kestrel countered, sheathing her dagger. “And his luck is… interesting. Watch.”

A drunk mercenary stumbled sideways, sloshing a tankard directly at Kaelen’s back. Without even turning, the barbarian shifted his weight slightly, and the man bounced off him as if hitting a stone wall, stumbling backward into his own table. Kaelen turned, his expression concerned. “You alright there, friend?” he rumbled, offering a hand the size of a dinner plate to help the sputtering mercenary up.

“See?” Kestrel whispered. “The universe bends around him. That’s useful.”

“Or dangerously unpredictable,” Vesper said, though her grey eyes held a calculating gleam. “We approach him together. Morwenna, you negotiate. You have the tongue for it.”

“I have the tongue for many things,” the sorceress replied flatly, pushing herself up. The movement made her chest sway, a fact she noted with both annoyance and a secret thrill when Kaelen’s gaze, now curious, drifted toward their corner. It wasn’t the leering, hungry stare she was used to. It was an open, almost innocent appraisal, like a man admiring a striking sculpture.

They descended upon his table like three wolves circling a bear. He was sitting on a bench that groaned in protest, mending a small tear in his fur wrap with a bone needle and thick thread, his massive hands performing the delicate task with surprising grace.

“We have a proposition,” Morwenna said, not bothering with greetings as she slid onto the bench opposite him. The table was sticky. She ignored it.

Kaelen looked up, his warm eyes taking in each of them. They saw his attention touch the arcane shimmer around Morwenna, the concealed weapons on Kestrel, the holy symbol on Vesper. His smile remained, open and friendly. “Alright. I like propositions. Usually means an adventure. I’m Kaelen.”

“We know,” Kestrel said, sliding in beside Morwenna, her small, muscular frame a contrast to the sorceress’s lush curves. “You’re hard to miss.”

“It’s the hair,” he said, running a hand through his shaggy blond mop. “My mother always said I’d be seen for miles.”

Vesper took the remaining space, her statuesque form settling with practiced calm. She placed her hands on the table, the picture of pious composure, though the tight fabric of her vestments stretched taut across her bust with every breath. “We require an escort through the Whisperwood. The compensation would be a twenty percent share of any recoverable artifacts we find within the Sunken Temple of Ul’thar.”

Kaelen’s eyebrows lifted. “Whisperwood’s nasty. Full of shadow-walkers and mind-voices. Your temple doesn’t sound much better.”

“Hence the need for a bulwark,” Morwenna said, leaning forward. The neckline of her dress dipped, and she didn’t miss how his eyes flicked down, then back to her face, a faint blush tinting his cheeks. A strange power surged in her, unrelated to her mana. It was warmer. “We provide the expertise—arcane, tactical, divine. You provide the… immovable object. For twenty percent.”

“Thirty,” Kaelen said, setting down his sewing.

Morwenna’s eyes flashed. “Twenty-five. You’re one man.”

He grinned, that boyish, disarming grin. “I’m one big man. And you three seem like trouble. Trouble’s extra.”

Kestrel snorted, a genuine laugh. “He’s not as dumb as he looks.”

“I’m plenty dumb,” Kaelen agreed cheerfully. “But I know my worth. Twenty-five, and you cover the healing poultices. I go through a lot when things get bitey.”

A negotiation ensued. Morwenna was razor-sharp, her words weaving spells of implication and threat. Vesper countered with cold logic and veiled references to divine favor. Kestrel threw in jabs about logistical costs. Through it all, Kaelen just nodded, his gaze drifting over each of them with that same frank appreciation. He watched the way Morwenna’s full lips moved, the way Kestrel’s powerful thighs shifted under the table, the way Vesper’s chest rose and fell with each measured breath. It wasn’t predatory. It was awe, simple and deep, as if he’d never seen such magnificent women.

It was infuriating. And intoxicating.

Finally, they agreed. Twenty-five percent, poultices covered, first right of refusal on any single weapon they recovered.

“Shake on it?” Kaelen asked, extending his hand across the table.

Morwenna placed her slender, pale hand in his. It vanished, completely engulfed by his calloused, warm grip. His fingers were so long they wrapped around the back of her hand. A jolt, hot and electric, shot up her arm. It wasn’t his strength—though that was palpable, a potential of crushing force held in absolute check—it was the startling gentleness of his hold. He shook her hand once, carefully, as if she were made of glass. Her mana reserves, deep in her chest, gave a sudden, warm swell. She felt the tightness in her bodice increase infinitesimally.

“Good,” he said, releasing her. He shook with Vesper, then Kestrel, treating each with the same respectful care. “When do we leave?”

“Dawn,” Vesper stated.

“I’ll be here.” He stood up, the bench screeching in relief. As he rose to his full, dominating height, the table now seeming like a toy, the reality of his size truly hit them. The worn fabric of his trousers strained across tree-trunk thighs and, unmistakably, a substantial, heavy bulge at his groin. Kestrel’s wicked amber eyes locked onto it, her tongue darting out to wet her lower lip. Vesper’s breath hitched, her prayer of calm dying on her lips. Morwenna felt a heat that had nothing to do with spellcraft pool low in her belly.

He seemed oblivious, stretching his arms overhead with a groan of contentment that made the muscles in his abdomen and chest ripple. “Better turn in. Dawn comes early.” He gave them another smile, genuine and bright. “Pleasure doing business with you, ladies. I’ll keep you safe.”

He turned and lumbered toward the stairs to the rented rooms, the floorboards bending under his weight with every step. The three women were left in a silence punctuated by the tavern’s roar.

“Gods above,” Kestrel breathed finally, her voice uncharacteristically soft. “Did you see…”

“We all saw,” Morwenna snapped, crossing her arms under her breasts, which felt fuller, achingly so. She was flushed. It was intolerable.

“His aura is… radiant,” Vesper murmured, her fingers trembling slightly as she traced her holy symbol. “A pure, untapped well of primal power. To be so close to such a font…”

“He’s a tool,” Morwenna insisted, though the word felt hollow. “A means to an end. Nothing more.”

Kestrel leaned back, a sly smile on her face. “A tool with a mighty handle, from the look of it. This job just got a lot more interesting.”

Later, in the cramped room she was sharing with Kestrel, Morwenna stood before a spotted mirror. She had removed her outer dress, standing in her shift. She stared at her reflection, at the pronounced, heavy swell of her breasts pushing against the thin linen. They were larger. Not by a lot, but noticeably. The encounter with the barbarian, the touch of his hand… something had stirred her power, fed it. She cursed softly. Her ambition was for knowledge, for control. Not for… this. Not for aching heaviness and the persistent, unwelcome image of giant, gentle hands on her hips.

Down the hall, Kestrel lay on her narrow bed, staring at the ceiling. Her body hummed with a restless energy. She thought of vaults and traps and the thrill of the steal. But her mind kept returning to the sheer, awe-inspiring size of him, the laugh lines around his eyes, the way he’d looked at her—not as a thief or a piece of meat, but as if she were a fascinating puzzle. She squeezed her thighs together, a rough, frustrated motion. No, she told herself. He’s the mark. He’s protection. He’s just a big, dumb, lucky…

He’s protection. He’s just a big, dumb, lucky brute, Kestrel repeated to herself, rolling onto her side with a huff. The straw mattress crackled under her, scratching through the thin sheet. Outside the room’s small, dirty window, the moon was a sliver of bone in a sky choked with city-smoke. She could hear the tavern’s rumble below, a distant throb of life, but up here in the rented rooms, the silence was a tense, waiting thing.

Next to her, Morwenna was pretending to read from a small, leather-bound grimoire, but she hadn’t turned a page in ten minutes. Her eyes were fixed on the same line of shimmering script, unseeing. The single candle on the bedside table guttered, casting jumping shadows over the pronounced curve of her breasts under her shift. They rose and fell with a rhythm that was just a little too quick.

“You’re staring,” Morwenna said without looking up, her voice a low vibration in the quiet.

“At your book. It’s fascinating,” Kestrel lied, flopping onto her back again. “What’s it say? ‘How to Pretend You’re Not Thinking About the Mountain of Man Flesh Down the Hall’?”

Morwenna snapped the book shut. “It says that irreverent thieves find their tongues mysteriously silenced. Permanently.”

“Promises, promises.” Kestrel grinned, but it felt tight on her face. Her body was thrumming, a wire pulled too taut. She was used to the rush after a plan was set, the nervous energy before a heist. This was different. This was a low, warm ache centering in her belly, a distracting pull every time she recalled the way Kaelen’s trousers had strained. She was a woman who appreciated scale, who loved the feeling of being utterly filled, stretched to her limits by something massive. The memory of that bulge promised exactly that, and it was maddening that it belonged to a man who seemed to have the emotional complexity of a happy puppy.

Down the hall, a door opened and closed. Heavy footsteps. Kaelen’s footsteps. They were unmistakable—a steady, solid thump-thump-thump that made the old floorboards sigh. The steps passed their door, continued to the end of the corridor, and then another door opened and closed. His room.

Silence pooled again, thicker now.

“He’s not what I expected,” Vesper’s voice came from the doorway connecting their room to hers. She stood there, having changed into a simple linen sleeping shift that did nothing to disguise her voluptuous form. The fabric clung to the heavy swell of her hips and the generous pull of her chest. Her silver-blonde hair was unbraided, a pale cascade over one shoulder. Her grey eyes were distant.

“What did you expect? A frothing beast covered in war-paint?” Morwenna asked, placing the book aside with deliberate care.

“Yes. Or a mercenary, cold and calculating. Not… that.” Vesper stepped fully into the room, her movements usually so measured, now restless. She paced to the window and looked out. “There is a purity to him. A directness. It is unsettling.”

“Unsettling?” Kestrel barked a laugh. “You’re unsettled? Sister, you look like you’re about to kneel and pray at his feet.”

Vesper’s spine straightened. “I serve the Goddess of Light and Order. I seek strength to purify the world’s corruption. His power is a tool. A blessed instrument.” Her words were rote, practiced. The pulse in her throat beat a frantic counter-rhythm.

“Uh-huh. And what kind of instrument are you imagining? A big, thick, holy relic?” Kestrel teased, just to watch the flush creep up Vesper’s neck.

“Your vulgarity is exhausting.”

“Your denial is hilarious.”

Morwenna stood up, unable to sit still. The ache in her breasts was a persistent throb now, a fullness that felt linked to the mere idea of Kaelen. It was infuriating. Her magic had always been cerebral, a thing of will and knowledge. This was physical, primal. She walked to the washbasin, splashed cool water on her face. It did nothing. “Enough. We need to rest. Dawn comes early, and the Whisperwood won’t care about our… distractions.”

But rest was a foreign concept.

They tried. Kestrel lay back, counting the cracks in the ceiling plaster. Morwenna resumed her false reading. Vesper returned to her room, but the connecting door remained open, a silent admission of shared disquiet.

The sounds from the tavern below dwindled into occasional murmurs, the clank of a final tankard, the barkeep’s grumbled goodnight. The Rusty Anchor settled into its nightly creaks and groans.

Then, a new sound.

A giggle. High, feminine, tipsy. It came from down the hall. From the direction of Kaelen’s room.

Kestrel’s eyes opened. She didn’t move.

Another giggle, joined by a second. A low, rumbling chuckle answered them. Kaelen’s laugh. Warm, easy.

“Oh, for fate’s sake,” Morwenna muttered, shutting her book with a definitive thud.

There was a muffled conversation, too low to make out words, but the tone was playful, inviting. Then the distinct sound of a door closing again, followed by more light, gleeful laughter. Not one woman. Multiple.

Kestrel sat up slowly. Her heart was doing a strange, heavy knock against her ribs. She looked at Morwenna. The sorceress’s face was carved from ice, but her emerald eyes burned in the candlelight.

From Vesper’s room, there was a sharp intake of breath.

A moan drifted down the hall. Long, wanton, and unmistakable. It was followed by a slap of flesh on flesh, a wet, rhythmic sound that started slow, then built.

Kestrel’s mouth went dry. She knew that sound. She’d made that sound, in other rooms, with other men, when the fit was good and the feeling overwhelming. But this was different. This was coming through a wall, and the sheer, visceral quality of it stole the air from her lungs. The slap of skin was heavy, impactful, each stroke resonating with a power that suggested the partner beneath was being driven into the mattress.

Another voice joined the first, a second woman keening in pleasure. “Yes! Oh, gods, yes! Right there!”

Kaelen’s voice, a deep, growling rumble, too low to decipher words, but the tone was one of encouragement, of effortless control.

“He’s not alone,” Vesper whispered, appearing in the doorway again. Her face was pale, her lips parted. Her hand was at her throat, clutching nothing.

“Really? What was your first clue?” Morwenna snapped, but she was standing now, too, her arms wrapped around herself as if cold. The rhythmic noise was getting louder, more intense. The bed in Kaelen’s room was protesting, a steady, wooden creak-creak-creak in time with the pounding.

A third female voice cried out, a sharp, delighted yelp. “My turn! Me next, you big beautiful bastard!”

Three. Three bar wenches. The realization hit them all at once, a physical blow. The tavern had been full of them, barmaids with knowing eyes and easy smiles who’d been sizing up Kaelen from the moment he walked in. Of course they’d gone to him. Of course he’d let them in. Why wouldn’t he? He was a giant, blessed, beautiful man with a body built for pleasure and a smile that disarmed. And he was leaving at dawn.

The sounds from down the hall became a symphony of debauchery, and the three women were captive, horrified, aroused auditors.

The slap-slap-slap of skin grew faster, harder. A woman was sobbing in ecstasy, her cries breaking on each driving impact. “Please! Please, don’t stop! It’s so deep!”

Kaelen grunted, a sound of pure, masculine exertion that was neither cruel nor graceful. It was functional, honest. The sound of a man giving exactly what was asked of him, with plenty to spare.

Kestrel felt her own body clench in response. Her hands fisted in the rough sheet. She could imagine it—the sheer size of him, the stretch, the unbearable fullness those women were experiencing. Her own needs, usually so sharp and under her command, yawned open inside her, a void of want. She pressed her thighs together, but the friction was a poor mimicry. She was sweating.

Morwenna had taken a step toward their own door, as if to leave, to storm down the hall and put a stop to it. But she stopped. Her chest heaved. The candlelight danced over the cleavage swelling above her shift’s neckline. She looked… bigger. The full, heavy curves of her were more pronounced, as if her agitation was feeding her mana, expanding her physically. She hated it. She reveled in it. The sounds of Kaelen’s prowess were a perverse fuel to her own latent power.

Vesper had sunk to her knees. Not in prayer. She knelt on the rough wooden floor, one hand braced against the doorframe, her head bowed. Her other hand was tangled in the fabric of her shift, pulled tight across her chest. Her breathing was ragged. Each gasping moan from down the hall made her flinch as if struck. The pious mask was gone, shattered. What looked back from the dark hollows of her eyes was raw, hungry need. The need to submit, to be used, to have that relentless, pounding strength focused on her, to be ordered and filled and claimed by something so vastly beyond her control. It was the secret heart of her, exposed by the auditory spectacle.

“By the dark realms,” Morwenna breathed, the curse a shudder.

The crescendo approached. The women’s voices overlapped, a cacophony of pleading and praise. “Fuck! I can’t—it’s too much!” “Don’t you dare stop! Harder!” “Kaelen! YES!”

His name. They were screaming his name.

And then his roar. It wasn’t a human sound. It was the bellow of a glacier calving, of a mountain settling, deep, resonant, and final. It shook the very walls, vibrating through the floorboards and into the soles of their feet. It was a sound of pure, unstoppable release.

It was followed by three simultaneous, shattering cries from the women, a harmony of completion that bordered on pain.

Then silence.

A thick, profound, ringing silence broken only by the ragged, exhausted panting of four people, muffled by the wall.

Kestrel realized she was holding her breath. She let it out in a shaky stream. Her body was trembling, humming with unmet desire. She felt empty, achingly so.

Morwenna stood frozen, one hand pressed to her sternum, as if feeling the frantic beat of her heart or the increased weight of her own breasts. Her expression was one of stormy, defeated fascination.

Veper remained on her knees, her forehead now pressed against the doorframe. A single, traitorous tear traced a path through the dust on her cheek. She did not wipe it away.

From down the hall, after a long minute, there was a low, contented rumble of laughter.

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