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Absurd fantasy RPG-style story about three very curvy adventurers: a sorceress, a cleric and a thief. They all seek power by any means necessary. They need protection on their adventurers and meet a handsome, young barbarian warlord who is very tall, extremely muscular and very goofy and lovable despite his size. They think they have recruited him but his destiny makes him overly blessed and inevitably all three women become his loyal wives

Chapter 2: The Morning After

The dawn that broke over the port town was a sour, grey thing, leaking pallid light through the grime-crusted window of the room the three women had shared without sleeping. The sounds from the night had faded into a ringing silence around midnight, followed by the soft, shuffling exits of the satisfied barmaids. No one had spoken after that. The air had been thick with unsaid things, with phantom echoes of flesh and voice that seemed to stain the very darkness.

Morwenna was the first to move as the light grew, pushing herself up from the chair where she’d eventually sat, rigid, for the remaining hours. Her body felt different. The weight on her chest was undeniable now, a full, ripe heaviness that pulled at her shoulders and made the fabric of her shift strain across her nipples. A low hum of power, warm and insistent, glowed within her core. She dressed quickly, angrily, in her travel leathers, having to loosen the laces over her bust considerably.

Kestrel moved like a ghost, her usual lively mischief replaced by a focused, almost grim energy. She checked her knives, her lockpicks, her climbing wires, her movements sharp and efficient. She avoided everyone’s eyes, but a flush lingered on her cheeks, and her lips were slightly swollen from where she’d bitten them through the night.

Sister Vesper was a portrait of reconstituted calm. She had braided her hair with vicious precision, each plait tight against her scalp. Her vestments were fastened, every buckle and clasp perfectly aligned. But the grey eyes that met Morwenna’s in the mirror’s reflection were windows into a quiet frenzy. Her hands, when she picked up her mace, were steady, but a fine tremor lived in the muscle of her jaw.

“We leave in ten minutes,” Morwenna said, her voice hoarse from disuse. “Fetch the oaf. If he’s not ready, we drag him out.”

They moved into the hallway as one, a silent, determined procession. The hall was empty, smelling of old ale and mildew. The door to Kaelen’s room, at the far end, stood slightly ajar. A thin wedge of dim lantern light spilled out, painting a yellow trapezoid on the warped floorboards.

They stopped before it. No sound came from within.

Kestrel reached out and pushed the door. It swung open without a sound.

The room was a testament to cheerful, oblivious chaos. A massive, carved oak chair, clearly dragged up from the tavern common room, sat in one corner like a throne. Tattered banners depicting crude symbols of northern war gods hung crookedly from nails. A barrel of ale, half-drunk, rested on its side, a pewter tankard sitting upright beside it. Pieces of fur and leather armor were piled in a corner. And on the far wall, scrawled in what looked like charcoal, were several clumsy battle diagrams, a few lines of runic poetry, and, notably, three large, carefully drawn labels. One said ‘Morwenna’s’ with an arrow pointing to nothing. Another, ‘Kestrel’s Stuff,’ with a messy drawing of a dagger. A third, ‘Sister Vesper is Holy,’ underlined twice.

But all of that was periphery.

The center of the room was dominated by a bed that was little more than a reinforced wooden platform heaped with furs and linens. And on it, sprawled on his back amidst a glorious tangle of sheets, lay Kaelen Stoneheart.

He was naked.

The early light from a small, dirty window fell across him, gilding the dust motes that danced around his form. He was a mountain range of flesh at rest. His chest, broad and thickly muscled, rose and fell in the slow, deep rhythm of sleep. The scar down his ribs was a pale, violent river across the golden skin of his torso. One massive arm was flung above his head, the other resting across his stomach.

And there, at the junction of his powerful thighs, lay his cock.

It was not fully erect, but neither was it soft. It rested against his inner thigh, a thick, heavy length of flesh that even in repose was intimidating. It was long, the head a broad, smooth dome peeking from a generous foreskin, and obscenely thick, the shaft a corded pillar of vascular muscle. It glistened faintly in the dim light, remnants of the night’s activities still gleaming on the skin. The sheer scale of it, the casual, potent weight of it, made the air leave the room.

He stirred, his face turning towards the door. His shaggy blond hair was a mess. He blinked sleepily, his warm amber eyes focusing on the three women standing frozen in his doorway. A slow, sunrise of a smile spread across his face, utterly genuine and devoid of any shame.

“Morning, ladies,” he rumbled, his voice thick with sleep. He made no move to cover himself. “Sleep well?”

The question hung in the air, ludicrous, incendiary.

Morwenna found her voice first, a crack of ice. “We leave. Now. Get dressed.”

Kaelen yawned, a wide, jaw-cracking affair that made the muscles in his chest and abdomen ripple. His cock twitched lazily with the movement. “Right, right. The woods.” He sat up, the furs pooling around his waist. The motion displayed the sheer width of his shoulders, the defined slabs of his stomach. He scratched his chest, oblivious. “Gimme a minute. Didn’t sleep much.” He said it with the same tone a man might use to complain about a noisy dog.

Kestrel was staring, rooted to the spot. Her thief’s mind, usually calculating angles and weaknesses, was utterly blank, consumed by the sheer physical reality of him. Her mouth was dry as sand.

Veper did not look at his face. Her piercing grey eyes were locked on his groin, on that thick, dormant length. Her breath came in short, shallow sips. The holy symbol between her breasts felt like a brand of hypocrisy. The carefully constructed walls of her piety crumbled into dust, leaving only a raw, yawning need. The sounds from the night weren’t memories; they were promises. And he was here, warm and real and unconcerned.

An idea, cold and brilliant and utterly against her professed vows, crystallized in her mind.

“Kestrel,” Vesper said, her voice surprisingly steady. “My sanctified water flask. I left it on the bench in the common room. The barkeep was eyeing it. Could you retrieve it? It must not be defiled.”

Kestrel blinked, dragged from her trance. “What? Now? He’s not even—”

“Now. Please.” Vesper’s tone left no room for argument, the voice of a cleric used to command. “Morwenna, the stablemaster said he had a map of the deeper Whisperwood trails. It would be wise to secure it before we depart. I will ensure our guardian is prepared.”

Morwenna’s emerald eyes narrowed, flicking from Vesper’s composed face to Kaelen, who was now stretching his arms above his head with a groan of contentment that did interesting things to the anatomy on display. Suspicion warred with pragmatic need. A map would be useful. And the thought of standing here another moment, watching him, was its own kind of torture.

“Fine,” Morwenna bit out. “But make it fast. We’re not waiting all day.” She shot a last, smoldering look at Kaelen, who gave her a friendly, clueless wave, and turned on her heel, her new weight swaying with the motion.

Kestrel hesitated, her amber eyes sharp. She knew a diversion when she saw one. But the command had been given, and Vesper’s pretext was just plausible enough. With a last, hungry glance at the bed, she muttered, “Don’t take forever,” and slipped away down the hall.

The door clicked shut.

Silence descended, different from the night’s. This was intimate, charged, and still.

Vesper stood just inside the room, her back to the door. Kaelen looked at her, his head tilted. “You need something, Sister? I really should get my pants on.”

“In a moment,” she said, her voice low. She took a step forward. Then another. Her heart was a frantic bird in a cage of ribs. Every step was a rebellion against a lifetime of false devotion. “You… performed strenuous labors last night. You may have pulled a muscle. It is a cleric’s duty to tend to her party’s physical well-being.”

Kaelen blinked. “Oh. That’s nice of you. I feel alright, though. A bit tired in the… well, you know.” He gestured vaguely towards his lap, finally showing a glimmer of self-awareness, a faint pink touching his cheeks.

“The body can harbor tensions unseen,” Vesper recited, moving until she stood beside the bed. She could feel the heat radiating from his skin, smell the musk of him—pine, sweat, sex, and something uniquely wild. It filled her head, drowning out the last whispered prayers. “It is best to be certain. Before a long journey.”

She reached out, her hand trembling only slightly. She did not touch his shoulder or his arm. Her fingertips, cool and soft, brushed the skin of his lower abdomen, just above the thatch of blond hair.

Kaelen’s breath hitched. He looked down at her hand, then up at her face, his expression one of confused curiosity. “Sister?”

“Be still,” she whispered, the command slipping into her voice naturally, a tone she’d never used before. It was not the voice of a servant of the light. It was the voice of a woman claiming something.

Her fingers trailed lower, through the coarse hair, and finally wrapped around the base of his cock.

It was shockingly hot. The skin was like silk over iron, the girth so substantial her fingers couldn’t meet. She felt a thick vein pulse under her thumb. A shudder racked her, a convulsion of pure, unadulterated want that started in her core and vibrated out to her fingertips. This was it. The instrument of her true sacrament.

Kaelen made a sound, a deep, involuntary groan in the back of his throat. At her touch, the flesh in her hand began to stir, to awaken, thickening and lengthening with alarming speed. It was like watching a great tree root come to life, surging upward, filling her hand and then outgrowing it. Within moments, he was fully erect, and the sight stole what little breath Vesper had left.

It was monstrous. Beautiful. A proud, arrogant column of flesh that rose from his lap, the broad head now fully emerged, flushed a deep red. It stood rigid, curving slightly upwards, a physical proclamation of sheer male potency. It was longer than her forearm, thicker than her wrist. The reality of it, the weight and heat in her hand, made the fantasies of the night seem pale and childish.

“Oh,” Kaelen breathed, his amber eyes darkening, losing their boyish confusion. A new awareness sharpened his features. He looked at her hand on him, then at her face, seeing the shattered composure, the hunger she could no longer hide. “You… you want to tend to this?”

“I want to worship it,” Vesper corrected, the truth ripping from her before she could cage it. Her other hand came up, joining the first, both needed to fully sheath his girth. She began to stroke, a slow,

firm pump that made the skin slide over the impossible hardness beneath. A pearl of clear fluid welled at the tip, catching the grey dawn light.

Kaelen’s head fell back against the furs, a ragged sigh pouring from his lips. His hands, which had been resting at his sides, twitched. One came up to cradle the back of his own head, the tendons in his forearm standing in stark relief. The other fist clenched in the rumpled sheet beside his hip. "Sister Vesper," he groaned, the words strained. "This... this ain't tending."

"It is my version of it," she breathed, her eyes fixed on the glistening head. The sanctity of her order felt like a story she'd read about someone else, a faint, fading script. This was real. This heat, this weight, this living proof of a power that demanded not prayer, but participation. Her strokes grew more confident, twisting slightly at the apex, her thumbs brushing over the sensitive spot beneath the crown. The pre-cum slicked her path, the scent of him, salt and musk, flooding her senses.

His hips gave a tiny, involuntary jerk upwards, meeting her hands. A choked-off sound escaped him. "You're gonna make me... I ain't had a chance to... recover much." There was no protest in his voice, only a dazed, warm astonishment.

"Then don't recover," she said, and the heresy was a sweet fire in her blood. "Be as you are. Be spent. Be used. It matters not." Her voice had dropped to a husk, all calculated calm burnt away. She was staring at the evidence of her own transgression, mesmerized by the sheer scale of her disobedience. Every pull of her hand was a benediction to a different god. The tight coil of need in her belly, nurtured through the long, tortured night, was winding tighter, screaming for more than just her hands.

She remembered the sounds. The slapping. The sobbing pleas. The way his roar had shaken the walls.

A desperate, competitive edge sharpened her hunger. She would not be another faceless wench in the dark. She would be first in the light of day. She would be remembered.

Slowly, never breaking the rhythm of her strokes, she lowered her head. Her silver-blonde braids swung forward, brushing against his taut stomach. She heard his breath catch, felt the muscle beneath her hands jump. She paused, her lips a hair's breadth from the slick, broad head. The scent here was potent, primal, utterly intoxicating. She opened her mouth, letting her warm breath wash over him.

"Vesper..." His voice was a rumble, a warning or a plea, she couldn't tell.

She silenced him by closing her lips over the crown.

The taste was a shock—salty, sharp, uniquely male. The smooth skin was fever-hot against her tongue. A guttural noise, part groan, part growl, erupted from his chest. His hand left the back of his head and sank into her hair, not guiding, not forcing, just anchoring, his fingers tangling in the intricate braids. The touch was electric, a claim of sorts, and it made her moan around him, the vibration drawing another sharp jerk from his hips.

She began to lick.

Slow, broad strokes of her tongue along the swollen vein on the underside. Teasing circles around the rim. Flicking at the sensitive slit where more fluid beaded. She was methodical, worshipful, exploring the geography of him with a devotion she'd never shown at any altar. Her hands continued to work the formidable length she couldn't hope to take, pumping in time with the ministrations of her mouth.

Kaelen was muttering now, a stream of fragmented, gravelly words in his northern tongue. The hand in her hair tightened just a fraction, a reflex of overwhelming sensation. "By the frost... your mouth... so soft..."

She took him deeper, challenging her own limits, feeling the stretch of her jaws, the press of the thick head against the back of her throat. She relaxed, willing herself to accept, tears pricking at the corners of her eyes from the strain. This was the stretching she craved, the unbearable fullness, just in this small, desperate way. She hollowed her cheeks, sucking gently as she withdrew, then plunged again, taking a little more.

His control was fraying. The polite, gentle giant was being overwritten by something more ancient and direct. His hips began to move in a shallow, steady rhythm, meeting her descent. The creak of the bed frame, so familiar from the night, started up again, a soft, rhythmic protest. "Easy," he rasped, though the word seemed meant for himself. "Don't... don't hurt yourself."

She ignored him, lost in the act. The subjugation was not to him, but to her own need. This was the surrender she’d secretly longed for, to be reduced to a single, focused purpose: serving this magnificent, brutal flesh. Her free hand drifted between her own thighs, pressing hard against the soaked fabric of her robes, a poor, frantic mimicry of the pressure she truly desired.

The door rattled.

A sharp, impatient knock.

"Vesper! Is he decent? The map was a forgery, and the stablemaster is a drunkard's liar!" Morwenna's voice, sharp with annoyance, sliced through the humid, breathless atmosphere of the room.

Vesper froze, her mouth still full of him. Panic, cold and slick, doused the fire in her veins. Her eyes, wide and guilty, flew up to meet Kaelen's.

He looked back at her, his amber eyes dark and heavy-lidded, but a spark of that old, boyish concern flashed in them. He placed a broad, calming hand over the one she had tangled in her robes. With his other hand, he carefully guided her head up, slipping himself from her mouth with a soft, wet sound.

"Just a second!" Kaelen called out, his voice remarkably even, though a flush covered his chest and his breathing was still ragged. He looked down at Vesper, who was kneeling beside the bed, her lips swollen and glistening, her composure in ruins. A strange, tender smile touched his mouth. He leaned close, his whisper a warm rumble in her ear. "You're good at that. Really good." He gave her a quick, gentle kiss on her forehead, a gesture so absurdly affectionate amidst the carnality that it left her reeling.

Then, with a grunt of effort, he swung his legs off the bed, presenting his broad, muscled back to the door. His erection, still proudly upright, was blatantly, impossibly evident. "Uh, could you hand me my trousers? They're... somewhere."

Vesper scrambled to her feet, her legs unsteady. She spotted the worn leather trousers in a heap near the oak chair. She snatched them up, her hands trembling. As she handed them to him, her eyes dropped again, taking in the full, daunting sight of him from this new angle. The memory of the taste of him was a brand on her tongue.

Another, louder knock. "Now, Kaelen! We're losing the light!" That was Kestrel, her tone biting.

Kaelen stepped into his trousers, yanking them up over his massive thighs and hips with a struggle, the thick material straining audibly. He couldn't fully conceal the persistent, obvious bulge, but it was at least covered. He turned, buckling his belt, and looked at Vesper. He reached out and, with a shocking tenderness, used his thumb to wipe a stray trace of moisture from the corner of her lip. "Better?"

She could only nod, frantically smoothing her braids, her vestments, trying to reassemble the shattered statue of the pious cleric. The taste of him was still in her mouth, a secret she would carry.

Kaelen walked to the door and pulled it open.

Morwenna and Kestrel stood there, impatience etched on their faces. Their eyes immediately swept past Kaelen into the room, taking in the rumpled bed, the barrel of ale, the general chaos. Then their gazes snapped to Vesper, who stood a few feet behind Kaelen, her back straight, her face a mask of serene composure, though a high flush colored her neck and cheeks.

"Took you long enough," Morwenna said, her emerald eyes narrowing with crystalline suspicion. She looked from Vesper's flushed skin to Kaelen's disheveled hair and the still-present, tented front of his trousers. Her own breasts felt heavy and tight under her leathers, a sympathetic ache to a scene she could only imagine. "Was there a complication with his 'preparations'?"

"Just helping him find his gear," Vesper said, her voice thankfully steady, devoid of the huskiness of moments before. "The room was in disarray."

Kestrel's sharp amber eyes missed nothing. She saw the faint sheen on Vesper's lower lip. She saw the slightly unraveled end of one tight braid, as if fingers had pulled at it. She saw the way Kaelen stood, a protective bulk partially shielding the cleric. A slow, knowing smirk spread across Kestrel's face, wicked and full of dark amusement. "I'll bet it was. Looks like a whirlwind came through here. Or three." Her gaze dipped pointedly to Kaelen's groin, then back to Vesper. "All 'tended' to now, Sister? All... tensions relieved?"

Vesper met her stare, a glint of defiance in her grey eyes. "We are ready to depart."

Kaelen, blissfully unaware of the lethal subtext crackling between the women, grinned and clapped his huge hands together. "Great! Whisperwood, here we come!" He bent to gather his fur wrap and a giant, weathered axe that leaned against the wall. The simple motion flexed the incredible power in his back and shoulders, pulling the fabric of his trousers even tighter across his muscular buttocks and thighs.

Morwenna tore her gaze away, a scowl deepening on her beautiful face. She felt outmaneuvered, and she hated it. The secret, possessive heat in her chest flared, mingling with the ever-present swell of her mana. "Move, then. And try to be quiet. The temple's location is supposed to be a secret, not announced by the tromping of a mammoth."

They filed out of the Rusty Anchor as the town slowly stirred. The air outside was cool and damp, smelling of fish and wet stone. Kaelen took the lead, his long strides forcing the women to a brisk walk. He carried his axe casually over one shoulder, humming a tuneless northern song, seemingly refreshed and invigorated.

The three women walked behind him, a tense triangle of silent communication.

Kestrel sidled up to Vesper, her voice a low, mocking sing-song. "Sanctified water flask, was it? Looked like you found a different kind of holy well to me."

Vesper kept her eyes forward, on the broad back of the man who had, just minutes ago, been sighing her name. "My methods of ensuring party cohesion are my own, thief. Perhaps you should focus on the path ahead. Your skills at picking locks will be useless if you walk into a shadow-walker's embrace because you're too busy gossiping."

"Gossip is for facts, sister. What I've got is a vivid imagination," Kestrel shot back, her eyes glinting. "And my imagination is having a real good time right now."

Morwenna, walking slightly ahead of them both, heard every word. Her fingers clenched around the polished wood of her staff. The arcane energy within her flickered, agitated. She could feel it feeding on her frustration, her jealousy, her raw, unmet want. The fullness in her chest was a constant, distracting pressure. She had seen the look on Vesper's face—the shattered, hungry look of a woman who had gotten a taste of exactly what she wanted. Morwenna hadn't even gotten a handshake that wasn't infuriatingly gentle.

She wanted to crack the world open for its secrets. And now, absurdly, she also wanted to crack the simple, oblivious shell of the giant walking ahead of her. She wanted to see that boyish grin falter, to see those warm amber eyes darken with a need for her. She wanted his massive, careful hands to be anything but careful.

The road turned from packed dirt to a winding forest trail, the trees closing in, their canopy blocking much of the grey sky. This was the outskirts of the Whisperwood. A deep, watchful quiet descended, broken only by the crunch of their footsteps and the distant call of a bird that sounded too much like a crying child.

Kaelen's humming stopped. His posture shifted, the casual giant replaced by something watchful, a predator in his native element. He moved with a newfound silence, his eyes scanning the dappled shadows.

"The voices start soon," he said softly, without turning around. "They'll sound like people you know. They'll say sweet things, scary things. Don't answer. Don't even think an answer too loud. Just keep walking towards me."

His tone held a quiet authority they hadn't heard before. It wasn't a request. It was an order from someone who understood the darkness they were entering. The three women, for all their power and cunning, felt a chill that had nothing to do with the temperature. They tightened their grips on their weapons and did as he said, their personal tensions momentarily overshadowed by the tangible, gathering threat of the wood.

Kestrel moved up closer to Kaelen's left flank, her eyes scanning the undergrowth for traps, both natural and otherwise. Morwenna took the right, her staff glowing with a soft, ready light. Vesper stayed central, her holy symbol now held openly in her hand, a whispered prayer on her lips—though now, the prayer felt like a ward not just against shadow-walkers, but against the storm of her own transgressions.

They walked. The light grew dimmer, filtered green and grey through layers of ancient leaves. The air grew cold and still, holding its breath.

Then the whispers began.

At first, they were just a rustle, indistinguishable from the wind. Then they resolved, threading into the silence.

"Morwenna... you're so close... the Tomes are just ahead... take them, they're yours..."

The sorceress stiffened, her knuckles white on her staff. The voice was her own mentor's, long dead.

"Kestrel, my darling... look, a golden chalice, just hanging from that branch... so easy... no one will know..." It was the sibilant, tempting voice of the fence who’d first taught her to steal.

Vesper heard the stern, beloved voice of the High Matron of her cloister. "Vesper. Child. Your weakness is revealed. Your lust has damned you. Kneel and beg the goddess's forgiveness before I strike you down."

She faltered, a step stumbling. The guilt was a physical blow, sharp and fresh.

Only Kaelen walked on, unwavering, his broad back a bastion in the shifting gloom. He didn't react to the whispers, as if he heard only the natural sounds of the forest. He glanced back once, his amber eyes finding each of them. "Eyes on me," he said, his voice a low, solid anchor in the sea of hissed lies. "Not on the woods. On me."

They obeyed, dragging their gazes from the enticing, terrifying shadows and fixing them on the solid reality of him. On the shift of muscle under his pelt. On the steady, confident swing of his axe. On the powerful line of his body cutting a path through the haunted stillness.

The whispers grew louder, more frantic, more personal. They promised treasures, revealed secrets, hurled accusations.

"He doesn't want you, Morwenna, he wants your power, he'll drain you and leave you empty!"

"He thinks you're a funny little creature, Kestrel, a pet to amuse him before he beds the real women!"

"He used you like a tavern whore, Vesper, and he's already forgotten your name!"

The words wormed into their minds, finding fractures and feeding on their secret fears and freshly sown jealousies. Kestrel’s jaw was clenched so tight it ached. Morwenna’s staff-light flickered with her agitation. A single tear traced a path through the dust on Vesper's cheek.

Kaelen stopped suddenly. He turned, planting his axe head-down in the soft earth. He looked at them, his face grave. The whispers swirled around him, but they seemed to break against his quiet presence. "They're getting to you," he stated, not unkindly. "I can see it. This bit's always the worst."

"What do we do?" Kestrel snapped, her voice strained. The thief, used to being in control, was fraying at the edges.

He studied them for a moment, then did something unexpected. He stepped close to Morwenna first. He didn't touch her. He simply leaned in, putting his warm, wide chest between her and the direction of the most pressing whisper. He smelled of pine and warm skin. "Listen to my heart instead," he said quietly. "Count the beats. Nothing else."

He held the position for three steady, thunderous heartbeats, then moved to Kestrel, doing the same, a living wall against the psychic assault. Finally, he stood before Vesper. Her tears were flowing freely now, silent and ashamed. He didn't mention them. He just leaned in, his presence enveloping her. "You're the strongest of us," he murmured, for her ears alone, echoing his words from the tavern room. "Don't let the lies win."

He stepped back, retrieving his axe. "We keep moving. Together. Watch each other's backs, not the shadows."

It was a simple tactic, almost childish. But it worked. The physical reality of him, his scent, his solidity, his unwavering calm, was a talisman stronger than any ward. The whispers continued, but they sounded thinner now, desperate, like insects trying to crack stone.

They moved deeper. The path became less distinct, choked with roots and creeping moss that seemed to coil away from their feet. The quality of the silence changed, growing thicker, heavier, as if the very air was listening.

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