Chapter 8: Anika Forest 1
Page 1
Oh my god, hi!!! I’m SO glad you came to see me again.
Welcome to the Forest of Destruction. You’re going to love it here!
Now that I know how much you can take, I won’t hold back this time.
This is going to be so fun!
Page 2
I’ve been thinking SO much about you since last time. All those cute little reactions you had gave me so many ideas.
Be honest with me. You want me to make it even worse for you, right?
You want me to hurt your testicles very, very badly?
[Yes please]
Oh my gosh, YAY!
The forest is perfect for my nasty plans. It’s quiet, it’s pretty, and nobody can hear you make those adorable little regret noises.
Page 3
I made a whole mental list of things I want to try on you today. Some of them are mean. Some of them are really mean. And some of them made me giggle just thinking about them.
Grab the sock weapon and stand tall for me. Put your legs together, with your precious plums resting in front of your thighs.
I want you to take a deep breath, stand nice and brave, and get ready to make me extremely proud. And extremely entertained.
Page 4
Aww, don’t tense up yet. Wait until I actually tell you what to do. The anticipation is part of the fun.
Before I say it, I want you to remember something important: you came back to me on purpose.
Ready? No? Perfect.
20 swings at [3]
Don’t look so nervous. I’m not going to spring the worst part on you yet. I want you to have plenty of time to imagine it first.
20 swings at [3]
Page 5
This will only be terrible for you. I won’t hurt a bit.
20 swings at [3]
I thought of something really adorable for later. You’ll hate it at first, and then you’ll hate it more.
20 swings at [3]
I promise I’ll be gentle when I explain it. Not when you do it, obviously. But when I explain it, I’ll be so sweet.
20 swings at [3]
Page 6
That was cute, but I wanted more wobbling. More regret. More adorable little panic in your eyes.
5 swings at [4]
I liked that, but I didn’t love it. Let’s try again, only meaner.
10 swings at [4]
It’s like I told you last time. I’m an absolute bitch.
I won’t be satisfied until you’re completely destroyed.
10 swings at [4]
Page 7
Aww, is the poor baby hurting already? That’s too bad, because I’m having way too much fun to stop now.
I’m going to make you regret ever being born with balls.
10 swings at [4]
This is what you wanted, right? Me, smiling, excited, and absolutely determined to make your whole day worse.
10 swings at [4]
Don’t worry, sweetie. If you think this is bad, that just means you still have so many terrible surprises left to discover.
10 swings at [4]
Page 8
I know, I know, it’s awful. But it’s awful in the fun way, so obviously we have to make it worse.
3 swings at [5]
Aww, I smiled, you suffered, and somehow I still want more. Isn’t that adorable?
5 swings at [5]
Good boys follow instructions. Be a good boy for me.
5 swings at [5]
Page 9
Does it hurt really, really badly? Good! That means we’re doing everything right.
5 swings at [5]
By the time we’re done today, you’re going to understand why I was so excited when you came back.
5 swings at [5]
I made today extra special for you. Extra sweet, extra pretty, and extra likely to make your poor plums wish you had picked anyone else.
5 swings at [5]
Page 10
Big breath, brave face, hips forward. I want everything nice and ready for this next part.
It’s time for you to swing as hard as you possibly can. Don’t hold anything back. Make me proud. Make the forest pround.
1 swing at [6]
Page 11
Poor thing, you fell down so dramatically. Now get back up and give me an encore.
Every time you start to think, ‘Maybe that was the worst part,’ I’m going to smile and show you how optimistic you were being.
1 swing at [6]
Page 12
Aww, did that one make the forest spin? Are you checking to make sure they’re still there? Looking for them on the floor?
That’s adorable, but I need another one. Up, up, up! While it still hurts the most.
1 swing at [6]
Page 13
Oh wow, you folded so fast! That was adorable!
I think your plums just saw the entire forest flash before their eyes.
I know those punishing blows might be giving you a little trouble standing, so I’ll be nice.
You can do this next part on your knees. Legs together, scrotum nice and exposed in front of them.
Page 14
You can put down the sock weapon, but ball your strong hand into a fist. You’re going to be punching yourself into oblivion. All you have to do is follow the beat.
To get started, all you have to do is ask me nicely.
[Please hurt me]
Come on; you can beg more convincingly than that, can’t you?
[Please hurt my balls very badly]
Page 15 – 60 bpm
Let’s start you off at intensity [3]. Nice and firm.
I love my job so much. I get to wake up, come to this gorgeous resort, and help cute little masochists like you discover whole new levels of regret.
Seriously, Purple Plums is perfect for me. Sunshine, pretty trails, and an endless supply of boys who think they can handle me.
Some people have boring jobs. Emails, meetings, spreadsheets. I get to giggle in the forest while teaching your man parts about consequences.
Page 16 – 80 bpm
I mean, how lucky am I? The resort literally pays me to be adorable, excited, and absolutely terrible for your balls.
This place understands me. Other jobs might say, ‘Anika, maybe don’t laugh when he falls down.’ Here, they say, ‘Great guest engagement!’
Every day at Purple Plums is like a dream. I get to meet new boys, ruin their confidence, and send them limping off with memories they’ll feel for weeks.
The best part is that everyone here wants the same thing: happy guests, beautiful scenery, and testicles that leave with a much deeper respect for women.
Page 17 – 100 bpm
I used to wonder if I could find a career that matched my passions. Then I found Purple Plums, and now I get to make adorable little disaster noises happen professionally.
It’s not just a job, sweetheart. It’s a calling. A very giggly, very sadistic calling with excellent resort amenities.
And you know what makes it even better? Guests like you keep coming back, which means I get to keep loving my job all over your poor family jewels.
Purple Plums is paradise because everywhere I look, there’s something beautiful, something exciting, and someone whose poor little plums are about to have a very bad day.
Page 18 – 120 bpm
Where else could I wander through a gorgeous forest, hear birds chirping, smell fresh air, and still call it a productive workday when you end up curled in a ball?
This place was made for girls like me. It’s sunshine, cute outfits, endless activities, and boys who keep saying yes even when their knees are begging them to stop.
I get to be cheerful, cruel, creative, and completely myself here. That’s paradise, sweetheart. Well, for me. For your balls, maybe less so.
I love that the whole resort understands the assignment: pretty girls, gorgeous scenery, and men discovering that ball pain can always get worse.
Page 19 – 60 bpm
Speaking of which, let’s move up to intensity [4]. Punch yourself harder now.
Are you having fun yet? I am! I’m having SO much fun watching you try to be brave.
You should see your face right now. It’s like your body is saying ‘ow’ and your heart is saying ‘thank you, Anika.’
This forest is magical, isn’t it? The birds are singing, the trees are pretty, and your nuts are learning valuable lessons.
Page 20 – 80 bpm
Aww, that face means fun, right? You’re having fun. I can tell.
Don’t worry, it’s only going to keep getting more fun.
You came back to me, remember? That means you wanted Anika-level pain, and I am very, very excited to deliver.
You should thank me, honestly. Not everyone gets this much attention from someone this excited to hurt them.
Page 21 – 100 bpm
Oh my god, you’re doing the face again! This is going even better than I hoped.
You look SO cute when you’re hurting. I knew the forest would bring out your fun side!
I can’t wait to see your face after this. I bet you look even more adorable when you’re completely ruined.
There’s a moment coming soon that you’ll really enjoy. You’ll understand exactly why I’ve been smiling so much. I can’t wait!
Page 22 – 120 bpm
You can pretend this place is punishing you, but we both know the truth. You love it here.
You love the fear, the anticipation, and the pain. You love knowing every path leads back to another beautiful woman deciding what happens to you.
Purple Plums is perfect for you, sweetheart. Beautiful scenery, cruel women, impossible choices, and endless opportunities to find out just how much more you can take.
You’re doing such a good job suffering for me. I’m honestly proud of you. Proud enough to make it hurt even more.
Say it for me: ‘Thank you, Anika, this is exactly the kind of fun I came here for.’ Doesn’t that feel honest?
Page 23 – 60 bpm
Let’s make it even more fun. Intensity [5]. Every hit should leave you gasping in pain.
This is honestly my dream job. I get to clock in, look adorable, and spend the day making men discover brand-new reasons to respect me.
Some girls dream about being actresses or singers or influencers. Me? I dreamed of a place with pretty scenery, cute uniforms, and boys who say yes when I ask if they’re ready to hurt.
Purple Plums lets me be exactly who I am: bubbly, enthusiastic, and catastrophically bad for your poor little testicles.
Page 24 – 60 bpm
Most people have to choose between doing what they love and making a living. I get paid to giggle, flirt, and teach testicles about consequences.
It’s honestly paradise. Nobody here tells me to be less enthusiastic. If anything, they hand me a clipboard and ask how many more screams I can get before lunch.
And the best part? Nobody here thinks I’m too much. Purple Plums looked at all this energy and said, ‘Perfect, put her in the forest with a boy who needs ruining.’
So yes, sweetheart, this place is paradise. I get sunshine, scenery, giggles, and your poor man parts as my favorite resort activity.
Page 25
OK, enough of the metronome, but keep your strong hand balled up nice and tight.
You know how sometimes a girl smiles and you can just tell she’s about to ruin your whole afternoon? That’s me right now.
I’m going to be sweet about it, though. That’s the best part. I’ll look so happy while I make today so, so much worse for you.
Hold still, sweetheart; the fun is arriving.
1 punch at [6]
Page 26
Hehe, there it is! That’s the face I was hoping for!
Don’t get comfy on the forest floor, though. Back up you go! We’re not done making memories.
Remember. If this doesn’t leave you in a crumpled heap on the floor, you have to try again!
1 punch at [6]
Page 27
Good news! You survived. Bad news! Surviving means you owe me another one.
Don’t make me wait, sweetheart. I want the next one while your testicles are still erupting like volcanoes.
1 punch at [6]
Page 28
That one was so good I almost feel bad. Almost!
I felt that one in my soul, and I don’t even have poor stupid balls between my legs.
It’s too bad for you, because I’m not done laughing yet.
Page 29
Grab the baton. Remember how much I love Nutcrackers? You’re about to do some extra special Nutcrackers for me.
Stand tall, nice and straight for me. I want your legs together, with your swollen scrotum resting in front of your thighs.
Beg me for it when you’re ready to begin.
[I love hurting for you. Please bust my balls extra hard]
Page 30
10 smacks at [4]
3 smacks at [5]
10 smacks at [4]
3 smacks at [5]
1 smack at [6]
Page 31
OH! Oh my god, that was HUGE! Did you feel your whole body make a sad little reboot noise?
That was almost perfect. Almost. The only thing missing is you getting back up and doing it worse.
Come on, forest boy. Shake it off, pull yourself together, and let’s make that awful little sound again.
[My balls are yours. Please hurt them very badly]
Page 32
20 smacks at [3]
20 smacks at [3]
10 smacks at [4]
10 smacks at [4]
5 smacks at [5]
5 smacks at [5]
1 smack at [6]
Page 33
Yay! A direct hit to the poor little plums! Ten out of ten, no notes!
I know, I know, everything hurts. That’s why you have to stand up now and do it again, before it stops being funny.
It’s like I told you earlier. I’m going to make you regret ever being born with balls.
Beg me for it.
[Please make me do it again only worse]
Page 34 – nutcracker
3 smacks at [5]
10 smacks at [4]
10 smacks at [4]
10 smacks at [4]
3 smacks at [5]
1 smack at [6]
Page 35
Aww, that was such a pretty little catastrophe! That was perfect! Painful, dramatic, and extremely you.
I love when you need a second. It makes not giving you one so much more fun.
Up, please! I want another beautiful little disaster before the forest gets bored.
I told you the forest would be fun! Maybe not easy, or gentle, or merciful… but definitely fun.
[Please make it even more painful]
Page 36
5 smacks at [5]
12 smacks at [4]
12 smacks at [4]
12 smacks at [4]
5 smacks at [5]
1 smack at [6]
Page 37
Oh nooo, did that one scramble the eggs a little too enthusiastically?
Can you hear me from all the way down there, or should I crouch and speak gently?
Oh well. Even if that last Nutcracker put you into rebooting mood, finish loading, stand up, and crash again for me.
You’re coming up on the end of our time together, so I’m going to make this the nastiest one yet.
[You own my balls and I love it when you torture them. Please make this the worst one yet]
Page 38
1 smack at [6]
20 smacks at [3]
20 smacks at [3]
20 smacks at [3]
Page 39
10 smacks at [4]
10 smacks at [4]
5 smacks at [5]
5 smacks at [5]
Page 40
Aren’t you glad you came back to visit me again? I know a part of you missed this. Maybe not the sensible part, but definitely the fun part.
It’s too bad that’s all the time we have, for now. But you can always come back and visit me again, and I’ll be happy to hurt your balls some more!
Jessica will be by any minute to collect whatever’s left of you.