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The Column of Carnal Knowledge

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Aidan is called in to a meeting with his boss. He is the only man, the app developer, at a company based on female empowerment. His boss explains that they need him to help the journalists with the sexual advice column, to help them give advice for the practical questions their users ask about sex, using his cock so they can answer questions about sex that they have no experience with, like how to deepthroat successfully, which partner should take the creampie during a threesome and other filthy questions.

Chapter 22: The New Protocol

Three days passed. The shared drive filled with notes, but the messages on their internal chat were clipped, functional. The unspoken thing from Conference Room C lingered in every hallway glance, every silence that stretched a beat too long in the kitchen. Lena had perfected a new, more brittle brand of professionalism. Aidan found himself reviewing lines of code without seeing them, the memory of her trembling against him overwriting the logic on his screen.

The summons came via calendar invite, bold and unavoidable: Session 22.1: Mapping Entanglement. Studio A. 7 PM.

Studio A was the Collective’s crown jewel, a sprawling loft space usually reserved for filming empowerment segments and interviewing thought leaders. Tonight, the large, woven Femina Collective rug had been rolled back against a wall of acoustic panels. In its place, dominating the center of the room under the warm glow of adjustable studio lights, was a vast, low platform bed, covered in plain white linens. It looked like an absurdly large altar.

Lena stood beside it, a tablet in hand, dressed in black jeans and a simple grey t-shirt, her hair tamed into a severe bun. The others were already there, perched on stools or leaning against sound equipment racks. An open bottle of whiskey and a few glasses sat on a rolling tech table, its presence a silent admission of the evening’s required threshold.

“The aftercare data was anomalous,” Lena began, not meeting anyone’s eyes directly. “Individual responses were catastrophically divergent from projected outcomes. We cannot have a variable we can’t map.” She tapped her tablet. “So we map the entanglement itself. A simultaneous group observation to document cross-contamination of emotional and physiological response during shared physical stimulus.”

Sasha took a deliberate sip from a glass of whiskey. “You want a fucking orgy, Lena. Just say it.”

“I want synchronized data,” Lena corrected, her voice tight. “Aidan is the constant. You are the variables. We observe how your reactions influence each other, how the group dynamic alters the individual experience outlined in prior sessions. We start non-verbal. Touch only. Then escalate as directed.”

Priya stared at the mattress. “This is for the column? ‘How to navigate a multi-partner scenario?’”

“It’s for the underlying question,” Lena said, finally looking up. Her gaze was fierce, haunted. “How do you separate the physical instrument from the person wielding it when you’re all sharing him? Where does the competition start? Where does the camaraderie break? This is the messy data readers actually need.” She gestured to the bed. “Positions. Aidan, center. The rest of you, arrange yourselves around him. Start with hands. Catalog the instinctive territorial choices.”

Aidan’s mouth was dry. He walked to the bed, the studio lights heating his skin. He sat, then lay back in the center of the vast white expanse, staring at the tracked lighting grid above. He felt profoundly exposed.

The mattress dipped in four places.

Priya was at his right side, her hand coming to rest cautiously on his chest, over his heartbeat. Sasha settled near his left hip, her touch bold, her palm warm through his jeans. Cho curled near his head, her small fingers tracing the line of his jaw with scholarly curiosity. Catriona took possession of his legs, her grip firm on his calf, as if anchoring him.

“Begin,” Lena said, her voice echoing slightly in the open space.

For a minute, there was only breathing, the rustle of fabric, the soft click of Lena’s tablet camera. Then Priya’s hand slid up to his shoulder, her thumb rubbing a slow circle. Sasha’s other hand joined, her fingers toying with the buckle of his belt. Cho leaned in, her breath fanning his ear before she placed a soft, experimental kiss on his temple. Catriona’s grip tightened, her nails biting gently through his chinos.

Aidan closed his eyes. The attention was a wave, coming from all sides, each touch a different language. Priya’s was apologetic, seeking. Sasha’s was claiming, challenging. Cho’s was fascinated. Catriona’s was absolute.

“Note the absence of verbal negotiation,” Lena murmured, her clinical tone a thin veneil over something ragged. “Territory is established through pressure and proximity. Sasha, you’ve ceded his upper torso to Priya. Why?”

“She got there first,” Sasha said, her voice husky. “I want the fun parts anyway.” Her hand slid down, palming him through his jeans, and Aidan inhaled sharply.

“Escalate to kissing. Designated zones. Observe the shift in respiratory patterns.”

Cho was the first to comply, turning his face toward her and fitting her mouth to his. Hers was sweet, curious. As they kissed, Priya bent to his neck, her lips soft and lingering, while Sasha’s mouth, tasting of whiskey, found the skin at his hip where his shirt had ridden up, her teeth grazing. Catriona remained at his legs, but her hands were moving, mapping the muscles of his thighs with a possessive intensity.

The sounds were what undid him. The soft, wet sighs of kissing, the sharp intake of breath from Priya when Sasha’s hand finally unbuttoned his jeans, the pleased hum from Cho as she explored his mouth. It was a symphony of want, and he was the instrument being played in unison.

“Clothing off. All of you. We need skin-to-skin data.” Lena’s command was a crack in the air.

There was a pause, a moment of shared hesitation. Then, in a rustle of fabric, they complied. The studio lights painted their skin in amber and shadow. The air grew thick with the scent of perfume, skin, and anticipation.

They converged on him again, a tapestry of warm, bare skin. Priya straddled his thigh, rocking against him as she kissed his collarbone, her submission to the moment total. Sasha, now naked, her curves glorious in the low light, took him in hand, her eyes wide as she slowly worked his length, a shudder running through her. “Jesus, white boy,” she whispered, no bite left, only awe.

Cho, nimble and determined, maneuvered to take the head of him into her mouth, her tiny jaw straining beautifully, her happy gagging sounds muffled. Catriona watched for a moment from his feet, her eyes dark, before crawling up his body to claim his mouth in a deep, dominating kiss, her hips settling over his.

Aidan was lost. Overwhelmed. His hands moved of their own accord, skimming over the swell of Sasha’s hip, tangling in Priya’s hair, steadying Cho’s head, gripping Catriona’s waist. He was a island being submerged by a warm, willing sea.

Lena’s voice cut through the haze, but it was strained, thin. “Priya. Report. What are you feeling?”

“Owned,” Priya moaned against his chest, her hips moving faster. “I feel… outplayed. But I don’t care. She can have that part, I want this…”

“Sasha?”

“Shut up, Lena,” Sasha gasped, her hand moving faster on him, her other hand pinching her own nipple, her back arching. “I’m about to— goddamn it—” Her body went rigid, a silent, intense orgasm washing over her as she simply stroked him, her forehead dropping to his stomach.

“Catriona?”

Catriona broke the kiss, looking down at him, her hair a curtain around their faces. “I’m feeling,” she said, low and clear, “that the experiment is flawed. You’re observing from the outside. Your data is worthless.” She shifted her hips, sinking down onto him in one slow, breathtaking move, her tightness swallowing him whole. She gasped, her eyes rolling back for a second before they locked on his. “You have to be in it to measure it.”

The sensation of being inside her, while Cho’s mouth still worked at the base of him, while Priya ground against his side and Sasha trembled in recovery, was beyond anything. It was too much. It was everything.

Lena was silent. The only sound was the click of her tablet being set down on the tech table.

Aidan heard the soft tread of her footsteps on the concrete floor. He saw her approach the edge of the mattress, her figure backlit by the lights. Her hands went to the hem of her t-shirt, and she pulled it over her head, her movements jerky, defiant. The clinical facade was gone, stripped away.

She didn’t speak. She simply found a space, kneeling beside Priya, her hand reaching out to touch Aidan’s face, her thumb tracing his lower lip. Her touch was electric, final. She leaned in, replacing Cho, taking his mouth in a kiss that tasted of salt and desperation. It was not a kiss of research. It was a confession.

The dam broke completely then. It was no longer a simulation. It was a fever dream of grasping hands and mingled cries, of bodies moving in a desperate, shared rhythm. Priya cried out first, collapsing against him. Cho followed with a high, sharp sound. Catriona rode him with a furious, focused intensity until she shattered, her internal muscles milking him violently. Sasha, recovered, watched with heavy-lidded eyes before biting his shoulder as another climax took her.

Through it all, Lena kept kissing him, her tears mixing with the sweat on his skin, as if she could drink back the words she’d whispered in the conference room. When his own control snapped, buried deep in Catriona, a raw sound torn from his throat, Lena broke the kiss and pressed her forehead to his, her breath coming in ragged sync with his, her silent sobs the most honest data point of the entire, ruined experiment.

The studio lights hummed. The city glowed beyond the windows, indifferent.

The whiteboard slogans in the shadowed corner of the room seemed, finally, like a joke in very poor taste.

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