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The Column of Carnal Knowledge

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Aidan is called in to a meeting with his boss. He is the only man, the app developer, at a company based on female empowerment. His boss explains that they need him to help the journalists with the sexual advice column, to help them give advice for the practical questions their users ask about sex, using his cock so they can answer questions about sex that they have no experience with, like how to deepthroat successfully, which partner should take the creampie during a threesome and other filthy questions.

Chapter 31: The Morning After Reckoning

The first sensation was the cold. A sharp, industrial chill seeping through the crimson velvet of the booth and into his bare side. Then the weight. Catriona’s arm was a dead sling across his chest, her breath hot and regular against his neck. Sasha’s leg was thrown over both of his, a possessive anchor even in sleep. Priya was a curled comma against his back, her forehead pressed between his shoulder blades. Cho was a distant warmth near his feet, a small, quiet mound.

Aidan opened his eyes to the studio’s permanent twilight. The neon from the street below painted everything in sickly shades of green and pink, catching on the empty whiskey bottle, the discarded clothing strewn like battle relics, the mute screens of laptops.

His head throbbed, but it was a clean pain. The whiskey fog had burned away, leaving a crystalline, awful clarity.

He moved with the caution of a man disarming a bomb. Lifting Catriona’s arm. Sliding out from under Sasha’s leg. He held his breath as Priya murmured and shifted, her hand fluttering before settling on the warmth where he’d been. He found his boxers in a crumpled heap near Cho’s serene, sleeping face. The simple act of pulling them on felt like reclaiming a ghost of a former self.

That’s when he saw her.

Lena was already in her chair at the central workstation, backlit by the glow of a single tablet. She wasn’t working. She was just sitting there, watching him. Her wild curls were a chaotic halo, but her face was a mask of stillness. The neon cut across her cheeks, but her eyes were in shadow.

“Couldn’t sleep?” he whispered, his voice gravelly.

“Didn’t try,” she said. Her voice was flat, devoid of its usual witty edge. She took a slow sip from a mug of steaming coffee. The smell of it, bitter and sharp, cut through the stale scents of sex and alcohol.

He padded across the cool floor, stopping a few feet away. The protective feeling he’d confessed to hours earlier was still there, but it had a new, metallic taste. Like licking a battery.

“About the series…” he began.

“It’s not a series anymore.” She set the mug down with a precise click. “It’s a residency. They’ve rebranded. ‘The Hired Heart: A Live-In Study in Modern Intimacy.’ Sponsored content partnership with that new wellness-lifestyle app. The one that tracks sleep and cortisol levels.”

Aidan just stared. The words landed, but their meaning took a second to filter through the chill.

“Live-in,” he repeated.

“For a month. Starting Monday.” She finally looked up from the tablet, meeting his eyes. The professional veil was gone. What was underneath was exhausted, exhilarated, and frighteningly stark. “They’re converting the storage room off this studio into a living pod for you. Bed, shower, kitchenette. All biometrics fed to the main server. Video and audio in all common areas, naturally. The booth here will be the primary… interaction zone.”

The cold from the floor shot up through his feet, rooting him in place. “You’re joking.”

“I don’t joke about metrics,” she said, but there was no bite to it. It was a simple statement of fact. “Your compensation is being tripled. A hazard bonus, they’re calling it. The rest of us… our contracts are being extended with non-disclosure clauses thicker than your dick. Catriona’s grandfather is apparently ‘thrilled by the innovative vertical integration.’” She parroted the phrase with a quiet venom.

Aidan’s mind raced, scrabbling for purchase. “And what do I say? What do any of us say?”

“You agreed,” Lena said softly. “We all did. The updated consent forms last night. The clause about ‘potential expansion of research parameters under mutual agreement.’ You scanned your thumbprint.” A ghost of her old smirk appeared, bleak and humorless. “Right after you called my control a cage. Mutually agreed, Aidan.”

The memory was a physical slap. The warmth of the whiskey, the tangle of bodies, the desperate need for connection. The relief of finally saying something true. He’d taken the tablet she’d handed him, his thumb finding the sensor without reading a single line of text. A gesture of trust. Of surrender.

He’d signed his life away for a month.

“This is what protecting them looks like now,” Lena continued, her gaze drifting over the sleeping women. “You stay. You become the main attraction. The data stream never stops. And in return, the project is bulletproof. Their jobs are safe. Catriona wins favor with the family empire. Priya gets healthcare. Cho gets a recommendation that isn’t about this. Sasha gets a platform she can maybe, eventually, steer.” She looked back at him. “It’s a shitty deal. But it’s the only one on the table.”

The dread he’d felt earlier crystallized into a hard, cold knot in his gut. The experiment wasn’t just studying him anymore. It was digesting him. Consuming his privacy, his autonomy, his very rhythm of life, and excreting it as content.

“And you?” he asked. “What do you get?”

For the first time, Lena looked away. She traced the rim of her coffee mug with a fingertip. “I get to keep running the lab. I get to prove my methodology works on a grand scale. I get… ownership of the narrative.” She paused. “As much as anyone can own it.”

Outside, a lone car horn blared. A streak of headlights washed across the ceiling.

In the booth, Sasha stirred, mumbling in her sleep. Her hand reached out, patting the empty space where Aidan had been. A small, unconscious frown creased her forehead.

That simple, searching gesture did it. The metallic taste of protection dissolved into something more visceral, more desperate. He saw the next month unfolding not as a clinical residency, but as a slow, performative erosion. Of them. Of him. Of whatever fragile, real thing had sparked in the dark hours before dawn.

He looked from Sasha’s frown to Lena’s averted eyes.

“Okay,” he said, the word tasting of ash.

Lena’s head snapped up. She’d expected an argument. A breakdown. Not this quiet capitulation.

“Okay?” she echoed.

“What’s the first rule of the lab, Lena?” he asked, his voice low. “The data must flow.”

He didn’t wait for her answer. He turned and walked toward the small, stark bathroom connected to the studio. He needed a shower. He needed to wash off the night before the new day began.

As he closed the door, he caught a final glimpse of the room in the mirror’s reflection. The women, asleep. Lena, motionless at her station, watching him go. And his own face, pale and set in the neon light, already looking like a man living in a cage he’d helped design.

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