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The Column of Carnal Knowledge

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Aidan is called in to a meeting with his boss. He is the only man, the app developer, at a company based on female empowerment. His boss explains that they need him to help the journalists with the sexual advice column, to help them give advice for the practical questions their users ask about sex, using his cock so they can answer questions about sex that they have no experience with, like how to deepthroat successfully, which partner should take the creampie during a threesome and other filthy questions.

Chapter 26: The Debrief Protocol

The walk to Conference Room A was twenty-seven steps of pure, suspended reality.

Aidan’s clothes felt like a costume, freshly donned but not convincing. The cotton of his shirt scratched against skin still humming with sensation. Maya walked beside him, her posture straight, but her hand brushed his every third step, a silent check-in. Chloe trailed slightly behind, tying her hair back into a ruthless ponytail, her movements sharp, as if trying to physically assemble her professional self.

Priya held the door for them, her expression once again a smooth, impenetrable sheet of glass. The room was a study in warm, expensive calm—amber light, the rich smell of espresso and lavender, a far cry from Studio B’s charged sterility. It felt like a different planet.

Lena was already there, seated at the round oak table. Her wild curls were a contained explosion atop her head, secured with a single pencil. She didn’t look up as they entered, her fingers flying across a tablet screen. The large projector screen on the wall was blank, white, and waiting.

“Sit,” she said, her voice pleasant but devoid of preamble. “Anywhere. Hydrate.” She gestured with her chin toward a carafe of water and three glasses already set out.

They sat, the chairs letting out soft, expensive sighs. The linen tablecloth was indeed so crisp it looked starched into blades. Aidan’s hands, still faintly smelling of Chloe’s perfume and Maya’s sweat, looked alien resting on it.

Lena finally looked up, her gaze moving over each of them with the detached curiosity of a scientist examining interesting slides. She offered a small, professional smile. “Okay. First, thank you. That was, by all accounts, a successful preliminary data-gathering session. The observers were… very satisfied with the authenticity.”

Preliminary. Data-gathering. The words were clinical buckets of ice water.

“So now we talk about it,” Lena continued, tapping her tablet. The projector hummed to life. On the screen, in simple black text, appeared: Post-Session Debrief: Subject A & Researchers M/C.

Aidan blinked. Subject A.

“We’ll start with the physical logistics,” Lena said, turning to him. Her eyes were bright, focused. “Aidan, describe the initial penetration from Researcher Maya. Angle, depth perception from your vantage, any notable resistance or ease.”

The air left the room. Maya shifted beside him, crossing her legs. Chloe stared intently at her own hands, folded on the lethal linen.

“Um,” Aidan began, his voice rough. He cleared his throat. “She was… facing me. Straddling. The angle was… direct. Downward, I guess.”

“Vaginal, or was there clitoral contact from the pubic bone?” Lena asked, her pen poised.

He felt a hot flush crawl up his neck. “Both. I think. There was pressure. Friction.”

“Good. Quantify the resistance on a scale of one to ten, with one being minimal and ten being impeded.”

He looked at Maya. She met his gaze, her own unreadable. He thought of the breathtaking, impossible tightness, the way her whole body had shuddered as she took him. “An eight. Maybe an eight-point-five. Initially.”

Lena nodded, typing. “And that changed?”

“Yeah. After… after a minute. It changed.”

“To what?”

“A four. Maybe a three. It became… smoother. Warmer.” The words were inadequate, ridiculous.

“Good. Researcher Maya, your orgasm. Describe its onset. Was it clitorally triggered, internally triggered, or a combination?”

Maya took a slow sip of water. Her hand was perfectly steady. “Combination. The initial… fullness was a shock. It created a kind of baseline intensity. The sustained rhythm, with the consistent deep pressure, is what pushed it over. It was… efficient.”

Efficient. Aidan almost laughed. He’d never heard an orgasm described that way.

“Duration?” Lena pressed.

“Twelve to fifteen seconds of peak intensity. With a longer, lower-grade aftershock period.” Maya’s tone was as crisp as the tablecloth.

“Thank you.” Lena’s eyes flicked to Chloe. “Researcher Chloe. You observed the first coital event before initiating the second. Did observation arouse you, distract you, or simply provide tactical information?”

Chloe’s cheeks pinked, but her voice was level. “All three. In sequence. The arousal was… significant. The distraction was momentary. The tactical information was invaluable. I noted the angle of his hips, the depth Researcher Maya could accommodate. It informed my approach.”

“Which was?”

“I opted for a deeper, more anterior tilt. I used my thighs to control the pace more precisely, to prolong the build-up for Subject A.” She said ‘Subject A’ without a flicker of irony.

Lena’s smirk returned, just for a second. “Smart. Aidan, contrast the two experiences. Physical differences only.”

He was drowning in the specificity. He closed his eyes, not to escape, but to remember. The room faded. He was back on the bench.

“Maya was… a fire. Immediate. Consuming. Chloe was… a current. Deep, pulling. Inevitable.” He opened his eyes. “That’s the best I’ve got.”

Lena studied him, her head tilted. “That’s actually very good,” she said, and for the first time, she sounded like a person, not a protocol. She typed a few more notes, then swiped the screen.

The projector changed. The new text was a single, blunt question.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A WOMAN IS READY FOR ANAL?

Aidan’s stomach dropped. Maya inhaled sharply. Chloe went very still.

“Our most frequent query, by a margin of about thirty percent,” Lena said conversationally, as if discussing traffic patterns. “The column’s current advice is theoretical. Based on communication, trust, lubrication.” She waved a dismissive hand. “It’s not wrong. It’s just incomplete. It lacks the visceral data point.”

She leaned forward, lacing her fingers together. Her eyes glittered in the amber light. “We have a unique opportunity here. To move from theory to documented, sensory reality. To answer the question not with ‘shoulds,’ but with ‘is.’”

The silence was absolute. Aidan could hear the faint hum of the projector, the distant gurgle of the espresso machine.

“You’re not proposing…” Maya’s voice was thin.

“I am. It’s the logical next step in the research matrix.” Lena’s gaze settled on Aidan. “Subject A’s physiology presents a… notable challenge. A perfect stress-test for the methodology. If we can map a successful, pleasurable anal experience with his dimensions, we can write a column that is genuinely revolutionary. It could replace fear with concrete information.”

She turned her look on Maya and Chloe. “You’ve already established baseline intimacy and trust. The jump from vaginal to anal intercourse with the same partner is, in many ways, less psychologically daunting than a first-time encounter with a new partner. The data would be pure.”

Chloe found her voice first. “When?” The word was a whisper.

“The observers are reconvening in Studio B in one hour,” Lena said, standing. She gathered her tablet. “Use the time. Discuss. Negotiate. Establish parameters. The question on the screen isn’t for the column yet. It’s for the three of you, right now. How do you know?”

She walked to the door, pausing with her hand on the knob. She looked back, her professional mask fully restored.

“This is the work. This is what we’re here to do. Don’t overthink it. Just decide if you’re going to do it.”

The door clicked shut behind her.

The projected question glowed in the dim, perfumed air, accusing them. Aidan looked from Maya to Chloe. The newfound steel he’d seen in them earlier was still there, but it was being tested, heated in a new flame. They were no longer just researchers who had shared a subject. They were three people in a room, staring at a line they hadn’t known they’d be asked to cross.

Maya turned to him. Her dark eyes were no longer clear. They were deep, uncertain pools. “Well,” she said, her attempt at lightness falling flat. “They don’t start small, do they?”

Chloe didn’t speak. She just stared at the words on the wall, her face pale, her earlier control seeming to leach away with each silent second. The answer to the question, it seemed, was something they would have to discover together.

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