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The Column of Carnal Knowledge

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Aidan is called in to a meeting with his boss. He is the only man, the app developer, at a company based on female empowerment. His boss explains that they need him to help the journalists with the sexual advice column, to help them give advice for the practical questions their users ask about sex, using his cock so they can answer questions about sex that they have no experience with, like how to deepthroat successfully, which partner should take the creampie during a threesome and other filthy questions.

Chapter 24: The Gentle Introduction

The silence after the door clicked shut was absolute. Aidan stood, feeling the weight of the mirror’s gaze like a physical pressure on his skin. Maya and Chloe hovered near the chaise, their earlier curious appraisal now sharpened into something closer to stage fright. They were looking at him not as a person, but as a specimen, a project requirement. He remembered Cho’s pale face, Priya’s complicated smile. He tasted the stale whiskey of regret from the morning.

This was wrong. This replication was a lie.

“So,” Maya said, forcing a bright tone that rang hollow in the quiet room. “We just… get started?” Her eyes flicked to the mirror, then back to him.

Chloe chewed her lip. “Margot said to follow the, um, previous protocol. For consistency.”

Aidan took a breath. The technical part of his brain, the part that wrote clean code, revolted at the corrupted parameters. You couldn’t debug a human heart. He ran a hand through his shaggy hair and shook his head.

“No,” he said, his voice softer than he expected.

They blinked at him. “No?”

“We’re not starting any protocol. Not like this.” He took a step toward them, hands open at his sides, a deliberate gesture of non-threat. “Look, you’re here because you were told to be. You’re smart, you’re curious, you want to be part of something. But you’re nervous. I’m nervous. And that big fucking window,” he said, jerking his head toward the mirror, “is making it worse.”

A faint, genuine smile touched Chloe’s lips. “It’s kinda intense.”

“It’s bullshit,” Aidan said, and the vulgarity, so plain and direct, seemed to puncture the formal tension. “The research part, the column… it only works if the people involved are actually present. Not performing for an audience. So we’re going to ignore the mirror for a bit.”

Maya crossed her arms, but her posture loosened. “What does that mean?”

“It means we talk. It means you get comfortable. Specifically,” he said, and he managed a lopsided, awkward grin, “you get comfortable with this.” He gestured vaguely downward. “Because let’s be real, it’s the elephant in the room. Or, you know. The anaconda.”

Chloe snorted, a sudden, unfiltered sound that made Maya giggle. The sound was human, breaking the sterile air.

“So, proposition,” Aidan continued, his confidence growing as he saw their defenses lower. “No research. Not yet. Just… exploration. No notes. No pressure. You can touch. You can look. You can ask the really dumb questions you’d never say out loud in front of a one-way mirror. Deal?”

The exchange that followed was quiet, murmured, and entirely theirs. He sat on the edge of the chaise, and they approached not as interns on a assignment, but as young women confronted with a biological fact that was, up close, both intimidating and fascinating. Their initial touches were clinical, then curious. He let them guide it, answering questions with a blunt, technical honesty that made them laugh.

“Does it… always get this big?”

“Pretty much, yeah. The geometry is consistent.”

“It’s so heavy.”

“Gravity is undefeated.”

The laughter did more than relax them; it built a tiny, shared world inside the room. When Maya finally leaned in and pressed her lips to him, it was not because a protocol demanded it, but because she, in her own curiosity, wanted to. Aidan let his head fall back, but not in performance. In simple, surprising pleasure.

He remembered what Lena had once said about reciprocity being the foundation of good data. He gently guided Maya back, his hands on her shoulders. “My turn,” he said quietly. “Lie back.”

He showed them, with a focused, unhurried patience, that this was not a one-way street. When he lowered his mouth to Maya, her gasp was sharp and real, her hands flying to his hair not to direct but to anchor. He worked until her hips stuttered and a choked, shuddering sigh left her lips. He then turned, without a word, and gave the same to Chloe, who melted under the attention with a soft, continuous moan that she didn’t try to stifle.

After, they were different. The nervousness was gone, replaced by a loose-limbed, glowing calm. They looked at him with dazed, warm eyes, their bodies languid against the grey upholstery. They knew him now, in the most basic, physical sense. The unknown had been mapped.

Aidan felt a strange, calm certainty settle over him. He stood up, the cool air of the studio meeting his skin. He walked directly to the one-way mirror, his reflection a ghost over the hidden observers. He knew they were there. He knew Margot was likely there now, too.

He placed his palm flat against the cool glass, looking straight into the unseen center of it, his expression unreadable even to himself.

His voice, when it came, was clear and carried no hint of his earlier awkwardness. It was a statement of pure, defiant fact.

“Now they’re ready,” he said, the words clipped and final. “The variables are acquainted. The data won’t be corrupted by fear. They can comfortably take me now.”

He let his hand drop and turned back to Maya and Chloe, who were watching him, love and eagerness bright in their eyes. He gave them a small, private nod.

The room behind the mirror was utterly, profoundly silent.

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